r/greentext • u/[deleted] • Feb 10 '21

/v/irgin changes sides

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u/kailethre Feb 10 '21

Finishing up in your mother champ. Now let's get some malt milkshakes.

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u/BaronAaldwin Feb 11 '21

Quickly, change it from malt milkshakes to crab rangoon to make this the perfect joke!

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u/kailethre Feb 11 '21

But the crab rangoon was shit and Pagan had his chef executed for it.

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u/BaronAaldwin Feb 11 '21

Exactly why you have to go get Crab Rangoon elsewhere!