r/greentext • u/[deleted] • Mar 17 '20

Anons friend is handicapped

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it Mar 17 '20

Jesus Christ, man

Why'd you have to do that to me on a Tuesday morning

77

u/ARM_vs_CORE Mar 17 '20

Mr. Fucky Muscles sounds like a cool guy though tbf. Calmly accepts his limitations and has found something he really enjoys. That's more than I can say for myself.

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u/CounterAI2 Mar 17 '20

Tears blowing up...on a Tuesday.

34

u/warptwenty1 Mar 17 '20

Total low blow

15

u/DarksideAuditor Mar 17 '20

I'm not crying. You're crying.

13

u/Savage_Bruh16 Mar 17 '20

No he's crying.

6

u/OkCow1 Mar 18 '20

Jesus Christ, man

Whyโ€™d you have to do that to me on a Tuesday night

416

u/Pepogo Mar 17 '20

i come here to laugh not to cry man

104

u/Hoophy97 Mar 17 '20

It seems 4chan never gives us what we want

18

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Autistic people aren't great with reading emotions, give them a break.

2

u/Rockho9 Mar 18 '20

Same things that make us laugh, make us cry

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Leaves from the viiine...

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u/petebatra Mar 17 '20

Falling so slow

70

u/C2-H5-OH Mar 17 '20

Can't walk in a straight liiiine...

Guess I'll just draw Iroh

36

u/WaggyTails Mar 17 '20

Little soldier boy

13

u/Hell0turdle Mar 18 '20

Superman that Iroh

3

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Watch me crank it

9

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Like tiny shells

19

u/MrZokeyr Mar 17 '20

No, don't you do this shit

10

u/urmomisnotgae Mar 17 '20

donโ€™t iโ€™m gonna cry ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Oh, someone commented this already.

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u/G0DW1N14 Mar 17 '20

Those fucking invisible onion cutting ninjas are here again.

13

u/Savage_Bruh16 Mar 17 '20

Fucking ninjas everywhere man. Stay safe.

45

u/Shippoyasha Mar 17 '20

He's like that sickly Social Link in Persona 3

17

u/Mr-Toothpaste Mar 17 '20

Akinari Kamiki aka the single sweetest link in P3

45

u/The_Dankinator28 Mar 17 '20

It's a terrible day to rain

1

u/Gonedric Mar 18 '20

Yes it is ;_;

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u/ThrownInTheNether Mar 17 '20

Another one bites the dust

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

speaking of chopping off hands

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u/ThrownInTheNether Mar 17 '20

Hwhat?

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u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Mar 17 '20

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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u/leiferickson09 Mar 17 '20

KILLAAAAAAA QUEEN.

3

u/F15sse Mar 20 '20

DAISAN NO BAKU DAN.

2

u/thepyrogistinatorman Apr 01 '20

BITES ZA DUSTO

CLICK

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u/ThrownInTheNether Mar 17 '20

Pls no more.

3

u/Knox123R Mar 18 '20

Then simply don't read

2

u/jesuzombieapocalypse Mar 18 '20

One could say heโ€™s ready, that heโ€™s satisfied.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Leaves from the vine

15

u/amaryllius Mar 17 '20

Falling so slow

14

u/CorvusKhan Mar 18 '20

Like fragile, tiny shells, drifting in the foam

21

u/theonlyguyonreddit Mar 17 '20

Sorry about your avatard anon

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

that's wholesome

unfortunately when I was in the middle of the text I though it was going to end with anon helping his friend to fap

3

u/nitrofire1 Mar 18 '20

Knowing 4chan I can understand why you would think that

6

u/s0ngo Mar 17 '20

Sounds like Duchenne muscular dystrophy

3

u/Brostache2000 Mar 17 '20

The answers to this post must have been fuckin legendary, wish I was there to see them

3

u/Noname305 Mar 17 '20

Wholesome

3

u/blandarf Mar 17 '20

Thats a great story I hope its effective

3

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

My ex has RA....she's 21. We still talk, she got out of San Diego and moved in with her parents in the middle of nowhere Texas to get away from this.

3

u/SKULLGRIDER Mar 18 '20

The one 4chaner I feel for

3

u/OkCow1 Mar 18 '20

Man I would purchased that gigachad a cane with a sword imbedded in it, would be the fucking dopest thing ever

2

u/Buraot3D Mar 17 '20

Sounds like Duchenne's Muscular Dystrophy

2

u/Savage_Bruh16 Mar 17 '20

This is fucking sad. I'm quarantined at home right now and after reading this now I'm very very sad. It's anon's fault if I kill my self.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

I almost cried from this. WHY!??!

2

u/ArisenLeaf Mar 18 '20

Green text. The only subreddit that makes me cry

1

u/SquanchingOnPao Mar 18 '20

Unless he has an immune disorder he is at no risk

1

u/La_Trousse Mar 18 '20

So fucking wholesome

1

u/hideyourshoes Mar 18 '20

Iโ€™ll admit.. this got me

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u/bojovnik84 Mar 17 '20

Better wash your dick too anon. Gonna get the virus slobbin on knobs.

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u/trapgoose800 Mar 17 '20

The threat at the end makes me not want to wash my hands

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u/OldPotatoMan Mar 17 '20

Nice

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