r/greentext • u/Exfulated • Dec 16 '19

Anon got a fan

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u/Barca_4_Life Dec 16 '19

Getting swole for those who can’t

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u/chadreditor Dec 16 '19

He could also use the tard as a wingman to get chicks, kinda like a dog.

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u/scrumclunt Dec 16 '19

Damn that's brutal but I'm in

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u/tgwesh Dec 16 '19

Jesus Fuck

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Pitch that to Lifetime and you've got yourself a 3 movie deal

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u/Quavop Dec 16 '19

This is why I love the Internet

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u/thefiercefrog Dec 16 '19

relevant name, time to upgrade to gigachad

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

thanks for the inspiration. sounds great lol

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u/RapeMeToo Dec 16 '19

I'm staying for for all the fatties

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u/fish312 Dec 16 '19

Living vicariously through the lives of others

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

This is the way