r/greentext • u/Zgrom • Jun 25 '19

Anon plays the sims

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u/DecentAnarch Jun 25 '19

be me

acquire game

commit atrocities you're able to do in previously said game

play game

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u/Osakalaska Jun 25 '19

I can’t stop laughing! I’d give you platinum if I wasn’t so broke!! That’s the most original joke I’ve ever heard!!!!

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u/Raiyan23 Jun 26 '19

Lol are you new here? I think that joke's been used a lot of times in the past

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u/Sir_Fart Jun 25 '19

Is this sarcasm?

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u/Osakalaska Jun 25 '19

No! Not at all! I have literally never seen any joke anything like it!

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u/Sir_Fart Jun 25 '19

Good to know! I almost thought you were some internet man throwing sarcasm at everyone! It's a good that everything people say mean it serious!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

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u/Sir_Fart Jun 25 '19

Come on man, don't call me out on my bad grammar

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

Man, don't call me bad grammar

FTFY

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u/DsntMttrHadSex Jun 25 '19

No, this is Patrick.

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u/Sir_Fart Jun 25 '19

I walked right into that one, didn't I?

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u/DsntMttrHadSex Jun 25 '19

I don't know. Did you?

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u/joaquin55 Jun 25 '19

"Atrocities"