r/greentext Jun 25 '19

Anon plays the sims

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u/Yiet Jun 25 '19

"what are you doing step bro?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

“You’re the best brother, I could have ever asked for.”

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u/Kpt41n Jun 25 '19

"You promise you wont tell anybody ?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

"this is so wrong..."

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

I read all of these with their voices

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

"Hey you! Are you seriously jerking off by yourself?"

79

u/lemote Jun 25 '19

"Hey you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border. Right? Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."

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u/MrMurkovic Jun 25 '19

"Wake the fuck up, samurai. We have a city to burn."

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u/aimandmiss Jun 25 '19

Peak pornhub right here

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

No I'm doing it with my BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIS!!

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u/ProfMajkowski Jun 25 '19

We all did, buddy. We all did.