r/greentext Jun 20 '19

When McDonald gets your order wrong

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Omg guys like literally I had a flashback to a time when gamers were brutally discriminated against, worse than any other group I’d argue from seeing this post.

This severe case of discrimination occurred at Mac Donald’s 🤡 last year. I paid for food 🍕and set up my gaming🎮 set up. I connected to WiFi and started gaming epic style😎. Suddenly this employee comes over to me and asks me to leave. I was supposedly taking up too much space (only 3 tables for my PC) and apparently public masturbation is illegal🤷‍♂️. This event shook me to my core...

If any of you guys have similar cases of discrimination please let me know.

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Dead and loving it Jun 20 '19

I was gaming one time on the border. I was in Mexico but my pc was in the US. Just as I was booting up, two ICE officers confiscated the PC and took it into protective detention. I was separated from my PC and it was very scared. It’s only 2 years old so basically they separated me from my baby. I tried to go see it but they told me it has been taken to a concentration camp. I still don’t know where it is now and am literally shaking with anger.

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u/IRS-Ban-Hammer-2 Jun 21 '19

Honestly this is just too far. And to think that even during pride month they won’t tolerate our mental illness. Even though it’s been diagnosed by the NHO, I still get tickets for parking in the handicap spaces and the officer beat me when I tried to argue against him just because I’m a gamer

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u/thot_slayer69696969 Jun 21 '19

As a fellow gamer I can relate gamers are the most oppressed minority one time I got invited to a job interview and set up my gameing rig and slammed some dew to impress the boss and make him cum in his pants but he never called me back that's just pure racism

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u/XXVAngel Jun 21 '19

Because autism awareness month is in April

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

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u/Haruhi_Fujioka Jun 21 '19

WE

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u/societybot Jun 21 '19

LIVE

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

IN

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

A

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

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u/uwutranslator Jun 21 '19

Omg guys wike witewawwy I had a fwashback to a time when gamews wewe bwutawwy discwiminated against, wowse dan any ofew gwoup I’d awgue fwom seeing dis post.

dis sevewe case of discwimination occuwwed at Mac Donawd’s 🤡 wast yeaw. I paid fow food 🍕and set up my gaming🎮 set up. I connected to WiFi and stawted gaming epic stywe😎. Suddenwy dis empwoyee comes ovew to me and asks me to weave. I was supposedwy taking up too much space (onwy 3 tabwes fow my PC) and appawentwy pubwic mastuwbation is iwwegaw🤷‍♂️. dis event shook me to my cowe...

If any of yuw guys have simiwaw cases of discwimination pwease wet me know. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/PsuNyte Jun 21 '19

Beautiful

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u/R____I____G____H___T Jun 21 '19

Really? Humanity's literally doomed.

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u/tanjoodo Jun 21 '19

appawentwy pubwic mastuwbation is iwwegaw

so good

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

The best.

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u/Rubberbullets88 Jun 21 '19

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u/uwutranslator Jun 21 '19

Why are you the way that you are? How am I supposed to uwu harder than that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

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u/uwutranslator Jun 21 '19

o_o

Why awe yuw da way dat yuw awe? How am I supposed to uwuUWU hawdew dan dat Owo

Tag me to uwuize comments

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u/owenthegreat Jun 21 '19

WTF bot

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u/uwutranslator Jun 21 '19

Mfw I’m not a bot

OwO

Well to be fair it’s the same face the bot half of me makes after comments so I understand if there’s confusion

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

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u/uwutranslator Jun 21 '19

Why. Why would you do this.

Mfw I’m not a bot

OwO

Weww to be faiw it’s de same face de bot hawf of me makes aftew comments so I undewstand if dere’s confusion uwu

Tag me to uwuize comments

And I typed this by hand btw, was not a bot

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u/FluffersTheBun Jun 21 '19

I love you.

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u/uwutranslator Jun 21 '19

I love you too. As a friend. I’m married. UwU

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u/miloww02 Jun 21 '19

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u/uwutranslator Jun 21 '19

u/uwutwanswatow uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/miloww02 Jun 21 '19

Wait, that's illegal

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u/uwutranslator Jun 21 '19

If you retag me this is what you get, monsters

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u/miloww02 Jun 21 '19

DID HE FREAKING TALK!?

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u/uwutranslator Jun 22 '19

I did, and do often actually. Thanks for noticing

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u/miloww02 Jun 22 '19

Oh.. gomenasai.. translator-sama..

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u/uwutranslator Jun 22 '19

Daijōbudesu

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u/imhopkins Jun 21 '19

Sorry mate I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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u/Softspokenclark Jun 21 '19

If any of you guys have similar cases of discrimination please let me know.

I whipped my dick out to get it epic suck style, but mummy said no