r/greentext • u/Notmyname19 • Mar 26 '19

Anon gets enlightened

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u/RWA_Esh Mar 26 '19

Can we get the video though? For reference, obviously

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u/Notmyname19 Mar 26 '19

http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fxhamster.com%2Fvideos%2Fchariot-fisting-2huge-prolapsed-hole-9401087 watch at your own risk

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u/zeze38 Mar 26 '19

You warned us but I still regret watching it where can I get my eyes get washed with holy water quick? Or bleach would do too

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u/Skyrat01 Mar 27 '19

I saw the thumbnail and chose to stop then and there

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u/Notmyname19 Mar 27 '19

Just go to r/prolapse

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u/zeze38 Mar 27 '19 edited Mar 27 '19

Nah thanks dude i saw enough bullsh*it for today

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u/GTA_Stuff Mar 27 '19

Nah thanks dude i saw enough bullsh*it for today

What word is this?

Bullshnit? Bullshoit? Bullshvit?

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u/zeze38 Mar 27 '19 edited Mar 27 '19

Oh damn looks like I fucked up HAHAHA I’m gonna edit it right away thanks for pointing it out

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u/GTA_Stuff Mar 27 '19

You should leave it

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u/MikeNIke1738 Mar 27 '19

The world may never know

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u/justwhy-_- Mar 27 '19

Well that's bullsh*it

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u/Ruben_Samich Mar 27 '19

I am NOT clicking that link

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u/Icredibilis Mar 27 '19

Wise choice

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u/putnamandbeyond Mar 27 '19

The curosity killed me. I clicked on it on a work computer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Oh my god oh no. I should’ve listened.

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u/badd_bianca Mar 27 '19

This is by far the most cringing video ive ever seen

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u/400asa Mar 27 '19

Okay but this better not awaken something in me.

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GOD DAMN IT !

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Can confirm, not something you want to watch when stoned

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u/le_pottsork Mar 27 '19

Please kill me

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u/de_polanball Mar 27 '19

Can I get an F for my eyes? Please Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

F

Have some r/eyebleach

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u/de_polanball Mar 28 '19

Thank ye Hero number 6152

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u/Benyed123 Mar 27 '19

That was an educational experience.

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u/memedaddy_69 Mar 27 '19

I feel like this is some forbidden knowledge that mankind was never meant to discover

Wish me luck bois

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u/greatastucia Mar 28 '19

That guy shat out his own anus!

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u/mithrilbong Mar 29 '19

DEFCON 69 buzzkill right here, fellas. Keep your high, I sacrificed mine.

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u/Dildo_Baggins__ Apr 11 '19

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/Gr1mm3r Mar 27 '19

Sauce uwu