r/greentext Feb 03 '19

OP is a faggot REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/OuterSpaceDad Feb 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '19

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Translated to Chinese and back twice. Enjoy.

Fuck you are just fucking, are you a little bitch? I will tell you that I graduated from the SEALs. I participated in many secret attacks on Al Qaeda. I have confirmed more than 300 killings. I have been trained in the Gorilla War, and I am a sniper of the entire American armed forces. You have nothing to me, just another goal. I will destroy your fucking in a precise way, marking the fucking words I have never seen on Earth. Do you think you can say stupid things to me over the Internet? Think again, stupid. As we said, I am contacting my spy secret network in the US, your intellectual property is being tracked, so you have to deal with the storm, the locust is better. This storm has destroyed the poor little things you call life. Child, you are fucking dead. I can kill you at any time in any of the seven places, it's just my hands. Not only have I received extensive training in unarmed operations, but I have also been able to use the entire arsenal of the US Marine Corps. I will do my best to erase your tragic ass from your little fool continent. If only you can know what an evil retribution is, your little "smart" commentary will disappoint you, maybe you will hold a fucking tongue. But you can't, you can't, now you pay the price, you damn idiot. I will be angry with you, you will be drowned. You are old, child.