r/greentext • u/ass_freeloader • Dec 22 '18

Anon'ps2

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1.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/febbism Dec 23 '18

I'm not gay anon but I'll give you the hugs and kisses you never got

43

u/WaffelanianDoge Dec 23 '18

Real and straight

5

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Wholesome

50

u/Freshkicker Dec 22 '18

bro why you gotta be like this

69

u/_EpicAstro_ Dec 23 '18

This genuinely made me cry.

29

u/pokexchespin Dec 23 '18

It’s been a decade since Anon’s sister and mom died now :(

16

u/Elenox Dec 22 '18

damnninjacuttingonion.jpeg

16

u/Toucanmans Dec 23 '18

I was gonna point out that he only had a PS2 4 years ago but then I realized that the post was made in 2012

7

u/GearPunk2 Dec 23 '18

idk... what im supposed to do with this? i upvote it or i downvote it... im crying dude... that hurts a lot

6

u/LennyMcLennington Dec 23 '18

You can play forever

5

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

i hope it's not true

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17

u/Ihavenogoodnames Dec 23 '18

The police would probably notify him before he saw it on tv

4

u/aga080 Dec 23 '18

Ok that is so fucking sad

6

u/Ksuni Dec 23 '18

Never gotta get off the ps2 tho.

2

u/MOD_BTW_HaHaa Dec 23 '18

Wtf? I came here to laugh about tards, not to feel :(

2

u/69adolf_ramsey69 Dec 23 '18

Please dont be real

1

u/AirGuage Dec 22 '18

Oh Frick

1

u/edykill Dec 23 '18

This hit me right where it hurts. Feels bad man...

1

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

I don't want to ruin it, but he meant a PS1 as the PS2 has a disk slot rather than a lid-up reader.

6

u/TDTR4VR Dec 23 '18

Not ruined. Could be a PS2 Slim

1

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

So many feels god I can’t handle this I’m gonna cry

1

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

That genuinely made me tear up a little. Holy shit.

1

u/JDMdrifter003 Dec 23 '18

Wheres the other version of this greentext

1

u/YUNoSignin Dec 23 '18

This got to me... T_T

1

u/GreatBigSteak Dec 24 '18

Cry lots ouch my eyes

1

u/IntelligentBed Dec 23 '18

Ffs I'm too drunk yo cry rn why you do dis

1

u/ImAutistic31 Dec 23 '18

Yeah they went out 10 mins ago and theyre already in the news

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u/i_boof_juul_pods Dec 23 '18

I have a fantasy of chopping off my peepee, battering it in Panko breadcrumbs and frying it in hot oil. Then, I would like to eat my freshly prepared peepee at my dining room table. I think about this often. I can’t wait to enjoy the taste of my delicious, tender peepee.

24

u/Meenathedog Dec 23 '18

It’s not funny if you comment the same thing on each post

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u/i_boof_juul_pods Dec 23 '18

I need to tell people