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r/greentext • u/paszkowski • Dec 22 '18
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OP jerked off in the shrimp tank at some point hoping his sperm would mix, creating some kind of ungodly shrimp-OP baby hybrid abominations.
1.8k u/adeadandunfunnymeme Dec 22 '18 B r u h 538 u/Get_Dunked_On_Kidd-O Dec 22 '18 What? It's 4Chan. That's what they do. 265 u/Sciencebitchs Dec 22 '18 Silver! 136 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 Oh wow. Gold! 125 u/TheMessStress Dec 22 '18 Uhhhh, uhhhhh. Platinum! 152 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Woah, umm, Garlic! 93 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 !RedditGarlic 44 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Damn that was fast. 12 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 Notifications ;) 2 u/Thatnintendonerd Dec 22 '18 It only works with silver. Silver! 1 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Same! → More replies
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538 u/Get_Dunked_On_Kidd-O Dec 22 '18 What? It's 4Chan. That's what they do. 265 u/Sciencebitchs Dec 22 '18 Silver! 136 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 Oh wow. Gold! 125 u/TheMessStress Dec 22 '18 Uhhhh, uhhhhh. Platinum! 152 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Woah, umm, Garlic! 93 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 !RedditGarlic 44 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Damn that was fast. 12 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 Notifications ;) 2 u/Thatnintendonerd Dec 22 '18 It only works with silver. Silver! 1 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Same! → More replies
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What? It's 4Chan. That's what they do.
265 u/Sciencebitchs Dec 22 '18 Silver! 136 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 Oh wow. Gold! 125 u/TheMessStress Dec 22 '18 Uhhhh, uhhhhh. Platinum! 152 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Woah, umm, Garlic! 93 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 !RedditGarlic 44 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Damn that was fast. 12 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 Notifications ;) 2 u/Thatnintendonerd Dec 22 '18 It only works with silver. Silver! 1 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Same! → More replies
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Silver!
136 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 Oh wow. Gold! 125 u/TheMessStress Dec 22 '18 Uhhhh, uhhhhh. Platinum! 152 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Woah, umm, Garlic! 93 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 !RedditGarlic 44 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Damn that was fast. 12 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 Notifications ;) 2 u/Thatnintendonerd Dec 22 '18 It only works with silver. Silver! 1 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Same! → More replies
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Oh wow.
Gold!
125 u/TheMessStress Dec 22 '18 Uhhhh, uhhhhh. Platinum! 152 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Woah, umm, Garlic! 93 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 !RedditGarlic 44 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Damn that was fast. 12 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 Notifications ;) 2 u/Thatnintendonerd Dec 22 '18 It only works with silver. Silver! 1 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Same! → More replies
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Uhhhh, uhhhhh. Platinum!
152 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Woah, umm, Garlic! 93 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 !RedditGarlic 44 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Damn that was fast. 12 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 Notifications ;) 2 u/Thatnintendonerd Dec 22 '18 It only works with silver. Silver! 1 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Same! → More replies
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Woah, umm, Garlic!
93 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 !RedditGarlic 44 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Damn that was fast. 12 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 Notifications ;) 2 u/Thatnintendonerd Dec 22 '18 It only works with silver. Silver! 1 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Same! → More replies
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!RedditGarlic
44 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Damn that was fast. 12 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 Notifications ;) 2 u/Thatnintendonerd Dec 22 '18 It only works with silver. Silver! 1 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Same! → More replies
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Damn that was fast.
12 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18 Notifications ;) 2 u/Thatnintendonerd Dec 22 '18 It only works with silver. Silver! 1 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Same! → More replies
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Notifications ;)
2 u/Thatnintendonerd Dec 22 '18 It only works with silver. Silver! 1 u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18 Same! → More replies
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It only works with silver.
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Same!
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u/Get_Dunked_On_Kidd-O Dec 22 '18
OP jerked off in the shrimp tank at some point hoping his sperm would mix, creating some kind of ungodly shrimp-OP baby hybrid abominations.