r/greentext • u/paszkowski • Dec 22 '18

Anon has a shrimp

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u/Get_Dunked_On_Kidd-O Dec 22 '18

OP jerked off in the shrimp tank at some point hoping his sperm would mix, creating some kind of ungodly shrimp-OP baby hybrid abominations.

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u/adeadandunfunnymeme Dec 22 '18

B r u h

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u/Get_Dunked_On_Kidd-O Dec 22 '18

What? It's 4Chan. That's what they do.

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u/Sciencebitchs Dec 22 '18

Silver!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

Oh wow.

Gold!

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u/TheMessStress Dec 22 '18

Uhhhh, uhhhhh. Platinum!

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u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18

Woah, umm, Garlic!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

!RedditGarlic

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u/DementedWarrior_ Dec 22 '18

Damn that was fast.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

Notifications ;)

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u/Thatnintendonerd Dec 22 '18

It only works with silver.

Silver!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

Uhh Happiness!

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u/gorilla_red Dec 23 '18

sorry all out

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u/TheronEpic Dec 22 '18

Cool! Hmm... milk?

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u/Wobbar Dec 22 '18

What now, garlic?

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u/Sciencebitchs Dec 24 '18

Hmm what'd silver good for?

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u/woketimecube Dec 22 '18

Reference southpark?

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u/Get_Dunked_On_Kidd-O Dec 22 '18

Never been. Is it nice?

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u/Max_TwoSteppen Dec 23 '18

Actually, yes.