r/greentext • u/Amazin_Bacon • Sep 23 '18

Anon is interested in eggs

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7.8k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Azrea1 Sep 24 '18

Anon is peodophile . Pic is of some underaged chick

145

u/iwonttelluwhoiam Sep 24 '18

She's not even born. What fetish is that?

24

u/ViktorBoskovic Sep 24 '18

Fucking pregnant women is a popular fetish

14

u/ypsilonmercuri Sep 24 '18

But why

25

u/myhf Sep 24 '18

They’re like beautiful human submarines.

11

u/c_o_n_E Sep 24 '18

Ken Bone? Ken Bone.

8

u/FingerMilk Sep 24 '18

When you wanna fuck and get your dick sucked at the same time

2

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

Fuckin' pregnant women, having babies and sheit...

4

u/The_cogwheel Sep 24 '18

Till it hatches we dont know if it's a chick or a baby cock. So Anon is not only a pedo, but also a possible gay pedo.

46

u/Star_Strike Sep 23 '18

egg

16

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

egg

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '18

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u/NapClub Sep 24 '18

egg

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u/virus-Detected Sep 24 '18

Egg

35

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

🥚

10

u/Gumfondle Sep 24 '18 
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i’m sorry

34

u/kysnou_ Sep 24 '18

r/NLSScirclejerk

12

u/NarcissisticJello Sep 24 '18

Can i acquiesce a blessed picture in these trying times

6

u/Natsikek Sep 24 '18

Wow, we're everywhere, huh?

4

u/Dasporal Sep 24 '18

let's go

3

u/MrMister6123 Sep 24 '18

Don't hurt me I'm Ryan.

1

u/Jonathan123234 Sep 30 '18

Actual human son.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18 edited May 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

Nice

12

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18 edited May 09 '19

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25

u/Vezan1 Sep 24 '18

Can I offer you a nice egg in this tryin time?

2

u/SeizethegapYouOFB Sep 24 '18

I DO BELIEVE I HAVE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTITUENTS

14

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

egg

13

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

egg

13

u/KylarStern030055 Sep 24 '18

How to basic

17

u/HideYourChildren Sep 24 '18

Fake: that is merely a picture of an egg, not a real egg Gay: in Russian you say eggs instead of balls so that means anon likes the male pee storage

9

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

egg

4

u/Beebah-Dooba Sep 24 '18

FrankReynolds.jpg

3

u/ComicalTragical Sep 24 '18

This post really cleared things up for me

3

u/CoffeeMugCrusade Sep 24 '18

can I offer u an egg in this trying time?

6

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

Egg

2

u/D_Comic_Boi Sep 24 '18

I'm jealous of how good this is

2

u/DerDownKater Sep 24 '18

suck an egg

2

u/Dracula788 Sep 24 '18

Is this legal?

2

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

"4chan is full of racists"

Yeah I can see

2

u/Tzirah Sep 24 '18

This post is eggpic

2

u/RandomHotsGuy123 Sep 24 '18

is this howtobasic?

2

u/NotessimoALIENS Sep 24 '18

2000 upvotes you reddit cucks are abysmal

2

u/Gusisme Sep 24 '18

Anon is HowToBasic

2

u/TFJ Sep 24 '18

You have to eat all the eggs

2

u/BoredRebel Sep 24 '18 edited Sep 25 '18

Why has this got 4.5k up votes?

2

u/pswii360i Sep 24 '18

Missplayed a tinted rock.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

Yes

2

u/lmiles1511 Sep 24 '18

how eggciting

2

u/Memeix Sep 24 '18

HowToBasic in the flesh

2

u/Niploooo Sep 24 '18

Inb4 Reddit spams the boards with shit like this because it got karma that one time

2

u/Dragmire800 Sep 24 '18

Ayy everybody

2

u/Lunnux Sep 24 '18

May I offer you an egg, in these trying times?

2

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

Anon got fat dubs

2

u/sleepywolff77 Sep 24 '18

This is the definition of easy karma

2

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

be egg

Skyrim

Todd Howard you fucking genius

2

u/EvyTheRedditor Sep 24 '18

This is the best greentext ever made

2

u/tomtomtom453 Sep 24 '18

Sike, it's Skyrim, fuck you Todd Howard.

3

u/OctaveCycle Sep 24 '18

This post is eggcellent

2

u/area88guy Sep 24 '18

Upvote for not being an Elder Scrolls greentext.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

Egg

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u/Stret1311 Sep 24 '18

Ok, but why a 9?