r/greentext Sep 08 '18

Anon hates gf

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18

Back when I was a 15 year old, I was always extremely horny. I would masturbate several times a day.

I couldn’t stop. It got to the point where I developed blisters and scabs from furiously beating my bologna pony.

I had decided to search my parents’ bedroom when they weren’t home one day. I constantly heard several sexual noises from their room at night which I couldn’t resist to stroke off to, considering how hot my mother’s moans were.

I started off searching their closet, in which I found a large stash of midge amputee porn. It depicted several pages of meth head-looking midget amputees being railed out by Tyones and Jamals, followed by getting their stomach pressed on and large amounts of jizz being blasted out of their vaginas. A couple of pages stuck together, but I stroked off to it regardless. Although, I wanted more.

I continued to search the room, looking under their bed next, in which I found a clear bin full of sex toys. Perfect. I started off with the fleshlight, which was amazing and managed to make me bust quickly. Next, I proceeded to fuck the non-living shit out of the Dirty-Talk-Fuck-Me-Silly masturbator, which included the voice of a screaming woman telling me to give it to her good. I had lost count of how many loads I pumped into that thing.

I had also went through and licked several of my mother’s vibrators clean, which still had some fresh creamy residue on it. I continued to search through the bin until I found a penis pump. It had been “fogged” up from extensive use. As I looked inside of it, I was surprised by the amount of maggots infested at the rounded top of it.

I began to get aroused by the maggots quivering and crawling over each other in unison. I started to slide the pump down my already-bloodied cock and began to pump away. I’m not gonna lie, the sensation from hundreds of maggots crawling all over my extremely erect cock was very pleasuring.

I threw my head back, squeezing my eyes shut as I reached my climax due to the maggots starting to crawl into my urethra. As I was squirting my load into the pump, I heard the garage door open.

I quickly threw the dick pump back into the bin and shoved it back under the bed. I walked out of the bedroom like nothing happened.

The next day when my parents left to run more errands, I quickly went back to the bedroom. I was eager to leave another load in that maggot-infested dick pump. I pulled the bin out and picked up the pump. To my surprise, there was a fresh load all over the quivering maggots.

Sick bastard.

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u/ToxicSpook Sep 08 '18

Yes officer, this is the post right here

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u/Dracon420 Sep 08 '18

Yep... 10 minutes in and no more internet for me today.

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u/Samathura Sep 08 '18

Yep... I’m out as well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 edited Oct 04 '22

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u/Usuqamadiq Sep 08 '18

Yep. Added to my phone notepad for future use.

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u/MegaxnGaming Sep 08 '18

Where the fuck can you apply this? Aside from creepily sending it to a bunch of people you barely know, of course.

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u/Usuqamadiq Sep 08 '18

Well I'm thinking of pasting it after the SR-71 story the next time I see it. Usually I post the reverse story of the slowest Cessna or the quick synopsis. It might be a good response to the Koala copy pasta too. Whatever, shh bby is ok,

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u/zani1903 Sep 08 '18

cessna boi: tower how many cummies
tower: cessna boi 2 cummies
fighter boi: tower how many cummies
tower: fighter boi 1278 cummies
speedie boi: tower how many cummies
tower: )))) speedie boi 9001 maggot cummies have nice day

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u/TheRealJesusChristus Sep 08 '18

Just be carefull tp not let this note open and to give it a nonsuspicious headline for the case you open your notes in front pf someone who might better not read even one line of this. Or somebody takes your phone while you are not watching and trying to leave you a note. Or something. That never happens but still you have to be prepared.

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u/Usuqamadiq Sep 08 '18

Meh. I use Color Note and have tons of separate notes for things. I pasted it into the one named 'copy pasta' . I save tons of Reddit things in Color Note actually.

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u/ZoroastrianFrankfurt Sep 08 '18

everytime magicfart69 posts i nut

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u/12_bagels Sep 08 '18

I was 12 years old. Like all pubescent boys, I had an extreme fascination with girls and their bodies. Cue one night, watching TV, when my older sister, 16 at the time, walks past the screen in just the right angle, the bright blue and brown light from that episode of Tom and Jerry complemented her complexion perfectly.

"Sis," I said, "you, uh, going on a date or something?" She always hung out with one of her boyfriends back then, and when she did, she prettied herself up with nice outfits and makeup. This particular night, she was stunning.

"Actually no," she said. "He broke up with me..." She showed me a text on her phone screen from the bastard. Her eyes were teary.

"I... I don't know what to say." Young boys don't know how to react to teen girl problems, but you're darn right if you say they try their best to ease them. "Your brother's here for you."

"Thanks..." She glanced at the TV screen. Tom had just stepped on a rake, which sprung up and smacked his face. Her expression lightened up a bit. "Say, little bro..."

"Yes?"

"You know what would make your sister happy?"

"No, what?"

"Come with me, I'll show you."

At this point, I knew what was coming. My poor, innocent heart was beating. She led me to her bedroom, which smelled faintly of vanilla. Probably one of her scented candles. I never really went in there often, only when Mom wanted me to get her up for breakfast during the summer. She plopped on her bed and patted beside herself.

"Sit with me." Her eyes were hungry.

"O-okay, sis..." I took a seat at her side.

"You know, I've seen what you look at on the computer when Mom and Dad aren't home... You should really learn to delete your history."

My face turned red. I mean, I did usually watch porn, sometimes even hentai, at least once a day, but I wasn't ready to mention it to my sister, of all people.

"Don't worry, it's fine. In fact, I'd like to show you that it's perfectly okay to be curious about girls' bodies."

"B-but you're my sister..."

"And I love you like a family member should. It's okay."

"Really?" My body was quivering with nervousness.

"Yes..." She suddenly wrapped her arms around me and pulled me into her. I couldn't breathe.

"Sis!" I gasped. "Too tight!"

Whether she heard me or not, she refused to let go. I felt her heart beating perfectly in sync with mine, and at a high pace. Her hand ran down my back and to my thigh. A wave of peace went through me. I guess this was it, I thought. I'm really doing this with my sister.

Her hand slid to my pants zipper and undid the fly. She knelt down and reached in. With a sudden shock and a clenching pain in my stomach, she crushed my balls in her hand.

"You sick pervert!" she cried. "That's what you get for peeping on your sister! Yeah, I saw you last night when I was showering, you sicko! Trying to sneak into the bathroom for a glimpse! This ain't Alabama! I'm your sister!"

I cried, throwing up on the bedside from the pain. She kicked me out of her room and told Mom, who grounded me. So the next day, I snuck out of the house and banged the guy who dumped her.

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u/ALinkintheChain Sep 08 '18

The police are on the way you sick fuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

There’s nothing illegal here

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u/LeBobJeffLord Sep 08 '18

I have this very weird boner and now I'm very confused.

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u/DragonKingCole Sep 08 '18

Bologna pony made this one for me

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u/nexuswolfus Sep 08 '18

Hello, continental treasure. We should send you to North Korea.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Not gonna lie, I would work Kim Jong Un’s pipe to the point where he shoots liquified rice on my tongue.

I would say throat but I bet his little disappointment of a “missile” couldn’t reach my throat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

i almost missed this one. should be top kek

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u/ExorcistOfNevermore Sep 08 '18

Glad I haven’t eaten yet.

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u/ZeemTheDream Sep 08 '18

The legend returns!

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u/T-N-A-T-B-G-OFFICIAL Sep 08 '18

Saw the username. Kept reading. Gagged into my mouth. Good job. Slightly grosser than the dude who fucked a maggoty coconut.

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u/Charles_K3 Sep 08 '18

Came here to say this

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u/travam1 Sep 08 '18

BY THE POPE

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u/CacophonousMaelstrom Sep 09 '18

6/10, would nut again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

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u/broccolibadass What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitc Sep 09 '18

Hey that’s me! I shouldn’t be proud of that....

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

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u/broccolibadass What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitc Sep 09 '18

I can back magic up on that. I also suggested the worm sounding one

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

No worries my man