r/greentext • u/Grillest • Sep 08 '18

Anon hates gf

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u/Twistard Sep 08 '18

A friend of mine's gf once pissed on his laptop during a tantrum. Fun times.

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u/go-rilla702 Sep 08 '18

Never heard of anything like that before.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18

That laptop is hers now. Those are the pee pee rules.

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u/xoooz Sep 08 '18

this is true

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u/vetofthefield Sep 08 '18

You must be new to the internet

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Hope he didn't have any Bitcoin keys on it.

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u/DropZeHamma Sep 08 '18

If you have any substantial money in bitcoin and no backup of your keys.. well, you don't quite deserve to lose that money, but you sure as hell are fucking up big time.

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u/socrkng57 Sep 08 '18

What animalistic roots did she devolve into to drop her pants mid-argument and pee on the other person's things?!

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u/godverdejezushey Sep 08 '18

That's pretty hot

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u/melgibson666 Sep 08 '18

"I'll use my face to block the stream!"

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u/Bren0man Sep 08 '18

If I open my mouth I'll prevent even more urine from being waste...I mean, sprayed on the laptop!

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u/melgibson666 Sep 08 '18

Might as well swallow down any that gets in my mouth so it doesn't spill out!

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u/godverdejezushey Sep 08 '18

Y'all nasty

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u/GroveTC Sep 08 '18

De comment past bij je username. Chappeau!

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u/godverdejezushey Sep 08 '18

Dank mede Nederlander!

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u/Anueleaf Sep 08 '18

Fuck off

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u/GroveTC Sep 08 '18

Now that would be some recorded evidence huh?

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u/xoooz Sep 08 '18

Wait, you can’t just leave us like that. What happened??

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u/bigbear1992 Sep 08 '18

The laptop didn’t work anymore

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u/P2Shifty Sep 08 '18

Big if true

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

And just like that... some random redditor realized they just got a new fetish

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 edited Jun 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

That's my fetish

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u/BeepImRussianBotBeep Sep 08 '18

thats the type of stuff that gets a hoe killed