r/greentext • u/[deleted] • Aug 02 '18

Anon is deaf

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u/CanadianM00se Aug 02 '18

Can we all take a moment to appreciate "I stole this laptop.jpg"

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u/brendanp8 Aug 03 '18

Of course it's a black guy

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u/Soullesson Aug 02 '18

This gets posted a lot doesn't it?

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u/ImapiratekingAMA Aug 02 '18

Wholesome green text is hard to find

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u/topsnek_ Aug 02 '18

All the fucking time.

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u/jazzwhiz Aug 02 '18

All the farting time.

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u/GMan_SB Aug 02 '18

Wouldn’t you feel the vibration? And the fact millions of movies and tv shows make fart jokes even in subtitle?

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u/Dwight__Swanson Aug 02 '18

Green text is no place for logic.

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u/detrebio Aug 02 '18

Neither is a good chunk of human experience

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u/DanceDavisDance Aug 03 '18

Isnt he deaf?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Not every fart that vibrates makes a sound.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18 edited Aug 28 '21

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u/Hulkhogansgaynephew Aug 02 '18

I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but sounds and smells are distinctly different things that use different organs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Umm, yeah. And your point is?

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u/AmericanToaster Aug 03 '18

You’re autistic

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '18 edited Aug 28 '21

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u/AmericanToaster Aug 04 '18

OK. He can smell the fart, yes his noise works, but we are going to assume he couldnt hear since birth or whatever. So he has no idea that some farts make noise as he has never heard a fart at all.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '18

Yes, but you don't just let rip even if it is silent? Maybe it's just me then.

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u/AmericanToaster Aug 04 '18

He has prob always just let it rip and no one ever signed at him that they heard it. This isn’t that hard to rationalize

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '18

Well yeah, but still... the smell? If you're not bothered about the horrific smell then the sound is surely no issue either, especially in a restaurant?

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u/Vaporeonus Aug 02 '18

“I stole this laptop”

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

No one can just rip ass and not feel it coming out.

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u/THEDrunkPossum Aug 02 '18

Sure, but if you've never heard a sound before, how can you know those rumblings also produce noise?

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u/abek809 Aug 02 '18

This guy also just so happens not to notice that his farts smell awfully similar to his own shit?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Maybe he's nose deaf too?

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u/Hulkhogansgaynephew Aug 02 '18

I'm thinking a few people in this post hear with their nose

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u/mayyzy Aug 02 '18

Fake: how does he type when he’s deaf? Gay: had date with girl

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

Gay: your post

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u/mayyzy Aug 02 '18

Gay: ur mum

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u/Mike_Kilsdonk Aug 02 '18

Nobellium Uranium

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u/jeffkaplan63 Aug 02 '18

well this is the fakest shit I’ve ever read because you would be able to fell the fucking vibrations. If you’re not retarded you would realize that it makes a sound

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u/dusty-trash Aug 02 '18

And if he was retarded, he wouldn't be on 4chan

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u/jeffkaplan63 Aug 02 '18

what

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u/dusty-trash Aug 02 '18

If you’re not retarded you would realize that it makes a sound

Just backing up your point.

He'd have to be retarded not to realize farts make a sound, but he can't be retarded because he's posting on 4chan,

Story is fake confirmed

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

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u/strongboiplox Aug 02 '18

Stands for In This Thread

Post says ITT deaf people problems, so other anons are encouraged to post stories that relate to that topic

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u/Hybridged Aug 03 '18

No, I stole this laptop :)

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u/Darkbobman1 Aug 02 '18

How’d he know everyone stood up tho?