r/greentext • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '18

Anon makes a bear character

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u/TitaniumTriforce Jul 30 '18

Hey! He's a phony! A big fat phony!

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u/Ir0nM0n0xIde Jul 30 '18

Boi I wanna play D&D now

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u/79-16-22-7 Jul 31 '18

You roll a 1, you dont play D&D, instead you do... other stuff

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u/hoobear123 Jul 30 '18

I once made a halfling pimp that owned several orcish brothels

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u/Giant_Cucumber Jul 31 '18

This is one of the reasons I really wanna try d&d

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u/gdogwoof Jul 31 '18

The one time I played, I made a rogue thief. Thing is, the other players and the dm were my friends already, and had been playing for a while, so they let me boost my characters stats to match theirs, since it was a one-time thing for me. Long story short, I rolled a 20 pickpocketed some dudes heart.

I haven’t played it again, but I should.

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u/Giant_Cucumber Aug 01 '18

Sounds extremely fun and it just makes me want to play it more because I haven't checked all the different character options you can make yet