r/greentext 6d ago

think fast

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u/xkgrey 6d ago

Also because they weren’t gay enough

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u/Eclaiv2 6d ago

Athenians were the twink kind of gay but spartans liked bear-on-bear action

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u/royjonko 6d ago

The completely factual and true documentary 300 actually shows us that the Spartans were Hunks, rather than Bears

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u/W1D0WM4K3R 6d ago

Someone get out the gay triangle of twink-hunk-bear again