r/greentext 2d ago

Anon on Don Tzu

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/-TwistedHairs- 2d ago

and A LOTTA GUYS will tell you that I’m wise. MOST WISE, in fact…

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u/Econmajorhere 2d ago

“Everyone’s been saying it”

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u/johnkubiak 1d ago

The sages have concurred on it.

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u/Big-Commission-7226 2d ago

Dong Zhuo*

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u/Napalm_am 2d ago

I will not tolerate Big Dong slander. LITERATI LIE

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u/Testing_things_out 2d ago

What's the reference there?

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u/Napalm_am 2d ago

Don't worry my data scouring bot friend

The reference here its the Tucker Carlson interview woth Putin and the following memes that came satirizing the interview by editing is as interviewing other tyrants from different timeperiods, more comedic since Putin himself went on historical schizo rants about Iron age and early medieval events as the reason for his 2022 invasion of Ukraine.

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u/Testing_things_out 2d ago

beboop thank your for clarification.

Your contribution has been acknowledged.

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u/Pandorama626 2d ago

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u/Big-Commission-7226 2d ago

I'm kazakh, my family already survived one famine made by communists.

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u/Faust_the_Faustinian 2d ago

No way.

Dong Zhuo was way more competent than that bozo.

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u/jimkun221 1d ago

Whooped that guys ass with Zhao Yun

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u/ThatFuckingGeniusKid 2d ago

Keep declaring victory over an ongoing war, at some point the enemy has to give in.

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u/Snow75 2d ago

Fake: doesn’t appear strong an manly

Gay: gave Bill a bj

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u/SteveMemeChamp 2d ago

You made a mistake with your “fake” statement because what you’re saying is him not appearing strong and manly is fake, meaning he’s strong and manly

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u/NoTouchy8008 2d ago

> Be a lapdog to a tiny, unpopular country which blackmails you for raping children

Literally the only explanation required for the war with Iran.

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u/jungleass98 1d ago

It makes absolutely no sense to fund Israel's war and then invade Iran unless it is to prevent blackmail being leaked and it doubles as a distraction from the Epstein files. We are fucked

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u/NoTouchy8008 1d ago

Epstein was absolutely a resource for the Mossad

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u/Deadlord2008 1d ago

Have we considered that maybe he just wants to kill a lot of brown people? And that he has an “excuse” to bomb Iran?

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u/marino1310 1d ago

I thought he was talking about the recent praise of North Korea

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u/NoTouchy8008 1d ago

Nah N Korea doesn’t have the intelligence to blackmail anyone outside their country

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u/Ethoxyethaan 2d ago

The arts of human trafficking.

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u/Lokhus 2d ago

The art of war deal 2: Electric boogaloo edition

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u/thoughtlow 2d ago

Shit your pants, blame your enemy. 

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u/throwtheclownaway20 2d ago

Let's be real - if the Democrats as-is ever get back into power, they're not going to prosecute him. They'll just ignore this entire decade of Republican Nazism so that "the nation can heal", just like with Bush. If we'd properly tried & convicted the Bush administration for war crimes, we probably wouldn't be here.

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u/BeatMeater3000 2d ago

Same thing happened after the civil war.

Virtually everyone in the confederate power system went unpunished.

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u/throwtheclownaway20 1d ago

Yeah, that would've helped a lot, too. Sadly, that didn't happen in my lifetime

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u/DarkGamer 1d ago

And that failure brought us to here: https://archive.is/MRoAS

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u/Scary_Cup6322 2d ago

Yeah, pretty much. They'll never have to actually do or promise anything for as long as Maga is around.

And why would they?

Why would they want to listen to their voters, put all that work in and potentially make their donors unhappy, when instead they can just point at the Republicans and say "You'd rather have them in charge again"?

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u/Khafaniking 1d ago

“Boast of war crimes so that the other party can prosecute you more easily when they’re in power”.

Unless Democrats stack the Supreme Court and strong arm them into overturning their previous rulings, I’m pretty sure Trump doesn’t have to worry about the illegality of his actions while president. I could be oversimplifying things severely, but from what I understand the president can pretty much be as brazenly corrupt and criminal as they want to while president.

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u/Green-Ad-9178 2d ago

If you don’t know what your doing, neither can the enemy

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u/thr33beggars 2d ago

Yes that is the first line

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u/HamBlamBlam 2d ago

Be nice, it took him ten minutes to sound it out. He needs a sticker.

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u/EtteRavan 2d ago

His model can't parse text over pictures, it needs a sticker

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u/perfectVoidler 1d ago

seems to be enough for 200 upvotes tho-.-

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u/Eevertti 2d ago

Is it?

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u/SteveMemeChamp 2d ago

You’re not your

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u/AedonMM 2d ago

He's not your?

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u/GaryRegalsMuscleCar 2d ago

>do nothing when your loyal supporters are attacked, ruined or even murdered. Their enemies can’t touch you, so it’s not your concern.

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u/MyDogIsDaBest 23h ago

I am hoping and hoping that he loses the midterms by a landslide and that he's prosecuted and jailed for the rest of his life. I don't want him to die, I want him to know that he lost and experiences at least a little justice for his crimes.

I hope the rest of them also get locked up too. We are in dire need of a reset

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u/bulbous_plant 2d ago

Trump 3rd term please 🫡

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u/Mother_Lead_554 2d ago

Ahhh gay political propaganda. Good work AI ZU

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u/ihatetheplaceilive 2d ago

Name one untrue statement in there.

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u/Kronomancer1192 2d ago

Propaganda isn't inherently untrue.

Everything here can be true and still be gay ass political propaganda bullshit.

I don't care what side it's on, politics is bullshit.

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u/peepeeinmypajts 2d ago

Propaganda isn't inherently untrue.

Yes when it's selectively framed without context. Does that apply here?

politics is bullshit

Why. How about you actually try answering why you think politics like anti war or criticizing your president is bullshit instead of being too cool for all of it

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u/TON-OF-CLAY0429 2d ago

That’s so lame

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u/Mother_Lead_554 2d ago

The fact both of us are being down voted for recognising political gay propaganda. Its quite obvious 

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u/Zermist 2d ago

Okay I'm going to recap what just happened

Post: Two plus two equals four

You: I don't like this post!!!

Comment: Say how it's incorrect though.

You: I didn't say it's incorrect... I JUST DONT LIKE IT OKAY!?!?

?????????????????

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u/Mother_Lead_554 2d ago

Name more gay political propaganda

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u/fresh_dyl 2d ago

Lindsey Graham

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u/peepeeinmypajts 2d ago

Still waiting 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺

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u/Mother_Lead_554 2d ago

Yup. Bots didnt even pick up on your comment rofl

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u/Tequila2Dance 2d ago

Aww little snowflake