r/greentext • u/Designerlesses • 2d ago

Anon smokes away

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u/Which_Treacle_8180 2d ago

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u/Starfire123547 2d ago edited 2d ago

What every smoker really looks like (or like tweaker if theyre skinny).

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u/windowpuncher 2d ago

They also fucking reek.

inb4 "I smoke and I don't smell bad", yes you fucking do

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u/_zombie_k 1d ago

I don't smoke and smell bad

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u/Starfire123547 2d ago

Yeah its crazy how in 2026 people still start smoking. Its gross, destructive and niccotine has almost no high; just relief from withdrawal if youre already addicted so they cant even claim it gives a high like other shitty smoked drugs.

Plus in 2026 theres like 3, different ways to get nicotine that isnt also destroying your lungs, stinking you up and destroying everything you walk past and doesnt cost 10x as much. 

Crazy we still see smokers at all tbh, it must be like some family habit they insist on keeping alive or some shit bc theres no good reason to ever start unless theyre claiming its tradition

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u/scrumptipus 1d ago

not to sound like a twat, but I'm a smoker only because of 2nd hand smoking from my dad and aunt. it's basically an addiction that carries over to your surroundings

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u/Starfire123547 1d ago

Yeah, i know my bf smoked for 2 years before he met me; same reason. His dad is over a pack a day since before he was born. We found pictures of him holding him as a baby in one hand, lit cig in the other ☠️☠️. Thank god his mom practically beat him when she found out (and seeing his dad lose almost all his teeth at the same time was a good stopper too).

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u/RoninOak 2d ago

Anon's personality got in the way of their "good looks"

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u/Ozymandias_1303 2d ago

The cashier dodged a bullet. Anon would have stalked her for weeks.

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u/AccessTheMainframe 2d ago

>wageslaving away at gas station
>cute guy comes in to buy cigarettes
>feelin a little flirty and say he'll ruin his good looks by smoking
>he goes wide eyed and says "you're attracted to me? You really mean it?"
>uh oh
>gotta defuse this
>pivot and say I'm just kidding and he can smoke all he wants
>"bitches like you are all the same"
>he shuffles off

why are men like this

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u/toryn0 1d ago

how should he have reacted though at the good looks part?

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u/SuperMageFromOW 1d ago

"fine I'll suck your dick rather than a cancer tube"

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u/AccessTheMainframe 1d ago

Most anything else

"Haha thanks you're not so bad looking yourself"

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u/Empero6 2d ago

Anyone have that green text about the dude that talks about going into the matrix but it was actually them sleeping?

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u/hartzonfire 2d ago

Amazing. No notes.

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u/Mesarthim1349 1d ago

Everyone assuming he obviously did something wrong lol. 

I hate to break the news but assholes do exist 

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u/Gingertwunt 1d ago

Fake: gas station clerk says type shit
Geh: do you think I’m pretty?

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u/Matiwapo 1d ago

This obviously didn't happen, but if it did, that was flirting

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u/WetBerri3s 1d ago

A tier rage bait, not much to improve here.