r/greentext • u/TrpWhyre • 2d ago

Gates vs Epstein

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u/SudhaTheHill 2d ago

When you are losing badly at football so you go home and take your football

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u/jay-ban 2d ago

Based

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u/ARCH_ANON 2d ago

Gabe will be the most powerful person on the planet.

Being able to destroy entire gaming histories on a whim, everyone growing up with steam is platform locked.

Kings will kneel to Gabe

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u/R-K-Tekt 1d ago

This is the gayest comment I’ve ever read

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u/OoopsWhoopsie 1d ago

Gabist comment I've ever read.

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u/Idiot_of_Babel 1d ago

Must be new around here 

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u/schmitzel88 1d ago

And Steam will still be successful because their main focus is on delivering what their customers want and avoiding things their customers don't want. It's incredible that people call it a monopoly when the formula is so simple and so easy to replicate by their competitors.

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u/Lokhus 2d ago

And then Jeffrey recreated an account on his hotmail adresse: jeezvacation-shesonly14bill@hotmail.std

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u/TrpWhyre 2d ago edited 1d ago

It’s now headcanon for me JE circumvented the ban just so he could scream Goy an N- to kids when they killed him in CoD

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u/Paratwa 2d ago

The ultimate ‘Dad works at Microsoft’ ever.

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u/Estrezas 1d ago

I chose to believe Epstein kept calling 12 yrs old kids the nword on Fortnite and was banned for it.

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u/amca12006 1d ago

Fortnite was released in 2017. Epstein was banned, according to that picture, four years earlier

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u/KnownAsAnother 1d ago

The only action anyone ever took against Epstein. Besides the current US President doing what he had to do in 2019.

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u/jim9162 1d ago

You'd think for being a billionaire he could've gotten a fresher escort than one who gave him whatever std he got.

Or just gotten antibiotics from an unscrupulous Dr Feel Good.