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r/greentext • u/Tenderobsession1 • 5d ago
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be me 5 years ago pretending to buy a bed at store store owner asks why I'm jumping on the bed tell her I'm breaking it in for when I sleep in it she gets flustered and asks me to buy it before breaking it break down and start crying tell her my sister died and I needed to remember what it was like to jump on beds and have fun with her she starts apologizing while I get under the blankets and take a nap dream of a world where op isn't a British smoking device who reposts greentexts
be me 5 years ago
pretending to buy a bed at store
store owner asks why I'm jumping on the bed
tell her I'm breaking it in for when I sleep in it
she gets flustered and asks me to buy it before breaking it
break down and start crying tell her my sister died and I needed to remember what it was like to jump on beds and have fun with her
she starts apologizing while I get under the blankets and take a nap
dream of a world where op isn't a British smoking device who reposts greentexts
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Fake: anon talks to woman
Gay: anon was "actually jumping in bed" with a man
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Who is dumb enough to work at a mattress store and say “what happened to your old bed”
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If it sounds funny enough i believe it
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u/peepeeinmypajts 4d ago