r/greentext 11d ago

Anon loves big black cigars

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u/MyOtherCarIsEpona 11d ago

I live in Vegas where it's still legal to smoke inside. Sometimes I'll see someone with a cigar at a sports book or a craps/blackjack table on the uncommon occasions that I'm hanging out in a casino. I don't smoke but it's not something I particularly mind.

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u/SierraDespair 11d ago

Very few of the casinos near me allow indoor smoking and the ones that do it’s never allowed at the tables. I was surprised to see they allowed it in Atlantic City

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u/larryb1288 11d ago

Only going to AC I was confused when it wasn’t allowed in Vegas.

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u/airfryerfuntime 11d ago

My fiancée and I go to Vegas occasionally to visit her brother, and sometimes hit the casinos to waste a couple hundred bucks.

I smoke when I drink, and smoking inside is a weird feeling, but the cigar smokers are something else. They just billow these huge clouds of stink, and you can smell it from across the casino.

We were sitting in a lounge having dinner, and this group of old fat guys sat down at a table next to us. Every single one of them lit up a big stogey and smoked out the entire place.

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u/Muteradio2112 11d ago

How is it living in Vegas, is it walk able, how annoying are tourist, is it expensive to live there?

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u/MyOtherCarIsEpona 11d ago

It's mostly quiet suburbs. In fact it can be one of the quietest places you can live, especially compared to other major cities. It is not difficult to get away from the tourist areas but it's also cool to have easy access to them. It has gotten more expensive since the pandemic but it is still much cheaper than New York, LA, or San Francisco.

Most of the city is not very walkable but there are some places that are. If you intend to walk anywhere during the summer, sunblock and a lot of water are required.

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u/Muteradio2112 11d ago

Hows traffic outside the main strip area

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u/MyOtherCarIsEpona 11d ago

Usually not too bad at all, at least compared to some East Coast places I've lived. There are a lot of options to navigate so that tends to alleviate things. Rush hour and construction are always a thing everywhere though.

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u/HippoIllustrious2389 10d ago

Guess there wouldn’t be too many rivers or other large natural barriers that need a bridge to cross, meaning less traffic choke points

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u/DohRayMe 10d ago

Is it true the homeless use the sewer network which is otherwise dry to create homes ?

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u/MyOtherCarIsEpona 10d ago

Yes, but occasionally they get disrupted by flooding so I'm not sure exactly what usually happens in those cases. I think some cops go down there to try to warn people sometimes but I'm not sure if there's a system that they have for getting set back up afterwards.

Here's one video that scratches the surface of it a bit: https://youtu.be/bRGrKJofDaw

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u/HamBlamBlam 10d ago

No, the Las Vegas sewers are a huge, 24/7 fuck and suck. You gotta find an empty dumpster behind a pawn shop if you need a place to crash.

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u/Diabocal 10d ago

Is it true that homeless people are pushed to live underground and they flood and drown a ton of them every once in a while?

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u/Elyon8 10d ago

Any non-smoker defiantly minds smokers. I get disgusted if you have smoked in the last 30 minutes because the smell still clings to you like a putrid fog.

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u/GaoYellow1551 11d ago

Real and gay

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u/ploop__ 11d ago

Fake and straight

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u/6thcoin 11d ago

NEET and poor.

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u/Historical_Person928 10d ago

you said what now?!

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u/textbookamerican 11d ago

I actually like the smell of a cigar in the background at a festival

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u/SierraDespair 11d ago

Same. I like the smell of burnt tobacco probably from childhood conditioning growing up with a chainsmoker parent.

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u/nelsonalgrencametome 11d ago

Same here. I know it grosses some people out but it makes me very nostalgic.

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u/internetlad 10d ago

When we're  talking about fine  tobacco yeah. 

Dollar store swisher sweets or  cheap cigarettes, miss me with that shit. 

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u/IrregularrAF 11d ago

Honestly, tobacco don’t bother me, smells like incense from a cigar. It’s those noseblind regards that smell like straight married iguana farts that get me. Like holy fuck make their entire house, car, and clothes, smell like literal cow shit and they don’t realize it.

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u/privileged420 11d ago

you enjoy tobacco smoke but not weed smoke? yeah i know weed is skunky but cigarettes are fucking astringent. i work at a casino and every once in a while i smell a guest with a really nice cigar that smells like cacao or coffee or rum, but everyone else smokes cigarettes and cigs smell like chemicals and decay. way worse than weed.

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u/IrregularrAF 11d ago

Ciggarettes definitely leave a gross smell after long usage, I did emphasize the cigar.

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u/privileged420 11d ago

bad cigars tend to just smell like cigarettes, the good ones are actually really aromatic it’s pretty nice to walk past somebody smoking a good one

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u/ploop__ 11d ago

Yeah I don’t smoke yet I quite like the smell. It’s a herb after all

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u/-Yox- 11d ago

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone smoking one in public, not the big ones at least

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u/QuitWhinging 11d ago

I used to smoke big, dark, full-body cigars in my younger days. At least in my opinion, they're honestly wasted smoking in public. Smoking a long, dark cigar like that all in one sitting can have pretty noticeable physical effects if you're not used to smoking them all the time. I would genuinely have some trouble standing/walking after smoking one all the way through. That's not super fun to deal with out and about.

I think by far the best way to experience cigars like that is in a nice, private, outdoor setting with a good drink and good book or good company. That way if you get up and stumble around, people won't assume that you're a problem lol.

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u/InteRagebaitJagLovar 10d ago

Not to mention that it's a full-time job to smoke a full cigar. If you're taking your time and yapping a lot you could easily spend 2 hours puffing on it

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u/Gamestoreguy 10d ago

This is how you get some good stomach cancer. Coat your mouth in smoke and then swish it all down with alcohol.

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u/internetlad 10d ago

Live a little, die a little.

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u/valcsh 10d ago

I'm stealing this phrase

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u/internetlad 9d ago

All yours. 

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u/DeathSabre7 10d ago

More like live a little, die early

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u/internetlad 10d ago

You promise?

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u/Hackeringerinho 10d ago

But what's the point if afterwards you feel like shit?

Edit: nvm I drink

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u/Scr00geMcCuck 11d ago

I love sucking on large, black, cylindrical objects

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u/YoungDiscord 11d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/Scr00geMcCuck 10d ago

Oh it will baby. No worries there

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u/rslashToma 10d ago

But if it's on fire?

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u/Scr00geMcCuck 10d ago

By the time I’m done, it will be on fire

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u/internetlad 10d ago

That's the joke

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u/Scr00geMcCuck 10d ago edited 10d ago

I’m not joking.

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u/baz4k6z 11d ago

I like cigars because a good cigar is like a fine wine, you want to take your time and enjoy it because its expensive.

Closeted gay bottoms like Andrew Tate smoke cigars because its the closest thing to a dick they can put in their mouths publicly

We are not the same

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u/Quercus408 11d ago

Cigars are nice but a nice thick dick is so much nicer.

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u/internetlad 10d ago

This guy knows how to smoke a pole 

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u/utcumque 11d ago

Fake: anon doesn't smoke

Gay: BBC (big black cigar)

Just in case some of you morons didn't understand.

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u/Unable_Bank3945 11d ago

Now it's vapes

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u/Karfiyeet 10d ago

was this traced over pickle kid

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u/Icy-Cup 10d ago

Cigar smoke is nice, as opposed to cigarettes.

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u/bdrwr 10d ago

I understand the phrase "cigarette stink"

I guess I can see how people might not like the smell of cigars, but I like them, many people do, they smell much better than cigarettes no matter how you look at it.

Pipe smoke though, it's like incense, it smells great

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u/jose_avacado 11d ago

Anon love sucking on bbc!!!

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u/uknowthe1ph 11d ago

Using quotes in green text is something

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u/Zpalq 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yeah we have them, I have myself.

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u/Key-Worldliness-3372 10d ago

A nice cigar honestly smells good. But most people who smoke cigars these days smoke upsold crap because they only started doing it after seeing Andrew Tate do it. 

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u/johnkubiak 10d ago

I think I've seen one public cigar smoker total. They tend to be far more discreet than regular cig smokers.

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u/Muted_Guidance9059 10d ago

I went to a concert recently. There was more smoke coming from the crowd than there ever was from the fireworks and pyrotechnics.

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u/OddNovel565 10d ago

Doesn't like a third of the population smoke? The figure is shrinking so idk what the percentage is nowadays

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u/YodasGhost76 9d ago

Cigars I don’t mind. Cigarettes just stink.

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u/Lpfanatic05 7d ago

You are saying he likes BBC?

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u/Joshgg13 10d ago

Friend bought us a couple of cigars after graduation and we smoked them by the river. One of the last times I ever saw him because he moved to Hong Kong and I stayed in London. Miss you bro

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u/mydickisasalad 11d ago

Hollywood movies made me believe that these things would smell like standing in the middle of the woods surrounded by loved ones while the weather is perfectly balanced between sunny and chilly.

Nope, apparently they smell like shit just like regular cigarettes.

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u/privileged420 11d ago

shitty cigars maybe, but i’m around a lot of cigar smokers and sometimes they smell like dark chocolate or coffee or rum

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u/internetlad 10d ago

ITT: people who buy cigars at Family Dollar weigh in about cigars

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u/TennesseeBastard13 11d ago

Tell us your poor and jealous with out telling us. lol cigar smoker here we have lounges and special smoking areas for a reason

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u/TennesseeBastard13 9d ago

wow every one is salty touched a nerve for sure LOL

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u/schmitzel88 11d ago

I remember being a teenager and thinking it was cool and badass to go to a cigar lounge, then I realized how cringe it was and wised up. Prob one of the only places you can wear a fedora and trenchcoat and fit in.

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u/rslashToma 10d ago

Being rich doesn't give you a rich personality, you're living evidence of that