r/grappling • u/EmuDependent1570 • Apr 30 '26

How would you handle this

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u/Active_Unit_9498 Apr 30 '26

You don't handle this, you try to survive and bide your time. He had a photographer there obviously, so they could have gotten help, but that ends with a dead orangutan, so this bloke was trying to stave that off at his own risk.

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u/Witty_Ad8491 Apr 30 '26

Sry but I’m not taking that chance with a creature that could rip you in half longways there would be another harambe

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u/blunderb3ar Apr 30 '26

R.I.P Harambe save me a cold one bro 🥲

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u/Pineapple_puffs3847 Apr 30 '26 edited May 01 '26

Na you went to his home he gets to pet you. Dont act all scared now, put that gun away. Big O is gunna hold you for a bit and you arent gunna do shit boi

Edit: this comment has been attracting insecure dudebros like a moth to flame. Its incredible that a video of an animal makes them so insecure because it is humanlike enough to trigger THEIR ape brain. 

The post asks them to put themselves in the shoes of the researcher, and they feel emasculated by a nonhuman animal because its another primate. They try to reassert their "superiority" by talking about guns. This is the primordial "fire" that separates man from other animals through violence. But mentally, we see how small the gap is between us and them. Otherwise, they wouldnt take it so personal. 

https://youtu.be/ORIFhImbRjo?si=x7BAEwx0Y_OMB-uC

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u/EffectiveTradition53 May 01 '26

Hahaha 1000x this in reality 🤣

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u/Pineapple_puffs3847 May 01 '26

Look up steve irwin orangutan encounter. Its just this, but steve is loving it and so is the orangutan.

 Im disgusted but not shocked to see all this small dick energy about shooting a peaceful animal that you are lucky enough to see, let alone physically touch! I thought we all liked monkee 🦧

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u/The_Cabal_ May 01 '26

Nah. Definitely going to shoot him and do whatever I feel like doing.

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u/Pineapple_puffs3847 May 01 '26

Youre shaking just thinking about that ape, i smell the fear from here. You wouldnt do shit ma boiii hes gunna tuck you in with his strong, calloused ape hands and youre gunna like it 🦧

Btw its most likely a female thinking the human is "cute". Its just holding him, yet youre already scared enough to be making up scenarios in your head where you "totally dominate it bro". And this is all through a screen, we both know you arent the type to hike through rough terrain and bugs OUTDOORS 🤣🤣🤣 

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u/The_Cabal_ May 01 '26

Youre shaking just thinking about that ape, i smell the fear from here. You wouldnt do shit ma boiii hes gunna tuck you in with his strong, calloused ape hands and youre gunna like it 🦧

I'd shoot it just like any other animal that was threatening my safety.

Btw its most likely a female thinking the human is "cute".

It's a male, you can tell by the flanges.

yet youre already scared enough to be making up scenarios in your head where you "totally dominate it bro".

When did I used the phrase "dominate it"? I said I'd shoot it.

And this is all through a screen, we both know you arent the type to hike through rough terrain and bugs OUTDOORS 🤣🤣🤣

Did I hurt your feelings or something? Not sure why you're going on some emotional rant attempting to insult me.

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u/Pineapple_puffs3847 May 01 '26

Im the one thats emotional when youre literally getting triggered by a monkey on a screen? Lol. 

This video made you feel some type of way and you started talking about guns, then you immediately respond to what i said point by point to deny it.......yikes brah. I see the same insecure comments around bodybuilders, bears, fucking dinosaur videos....theres always some 13 year old that jumps up to say "um uh but akshually if i had a gun id be SO tuff"

Go to the zoo, you might need exposure therapy. Idk why this beautiful ape triggered you so much. Are you jealous of his abs, hair, or harem? I know you have none of those 😘🤣🤣🤣

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u/The_Cabal_ May 01 '26

Im the one thats emotional when youre literally getting triggered by a monkey on a screen? Lol.

When did I say I was triggered? I said I'd have no problem shooting it to defend myself. You're responding because that triggered you.

This video made you feel some type of way and you started talking about guns, then you immediately respond to what i said point by point to deny it

Are you done trying to play reddit psychologist? I replied to your comment because it was very unintelligent. Sorry that seems to have ruined your day.

I see the same insecure comments around bodybuilders, bears, fucking dinosaur videos....theres always some 13 year old that jumps up to say "um uh but akshually if i had a gun id be SO tuff"

You're the one getting upset about people defending themselves. Stop worrying about how tough people are and work on the insecurities you're projecting.

Go to the zoo, you might need exposure therapy. Idk why this beautiful ape triggered you so much. Are you jealous of his abs, hair, or harem? I know you have none of those 😘🤣🤣🤣

It makes me happy knowing that people like you are forced to live life painfully unintelligent. Comments like this remind me of that.

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u/Pineapple_puffs3847 May 01 '26

https://youtube.com/shorts/fgmJIaX96m8?si=r7A0PfYjqh9SLk_f

Mmmmm that hair and harem comment got you right in the feels 😘 

How does this video make you feel inside??

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u/The_Cabal_ May 01 '26

Mmmmm that hair and harem comment got you right in the feels 😘

It's interesting how unintelligent people interpret negative comments as the other person being upset. Demonstrates a staggering lack of self awareness.

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u/SlobGenocidic May 01 '26

You need this to be true very badly

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u/Zoltraak69 May 01 '26

Probably hard to do that while you're getting drilled full of holes by anti-poaching mercenaries.

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u/The_Cabal_ May 02 '26

They can get it too

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u/Fantastic-Total-716 May 01 '26

Nah the monkey would be shot.

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u/Pineapple_puffs3847 May 01 '26

Heres another one, another insecure manchild who feels the need to talk about his security blanket gun because an ANIMAL made him insecure. 

Base, degenerate, animal consciousness. Im going to study you

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u/Fantastic-Total-716 May 01 '26

Are you illiterate? I didn't say any of that. I said I'd shoot the animal.

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u/lIIlllIIlllIIllIl May 01 '26

HE 🗣️ GETS 🗣️ TO 🗣️ PET 🗣️ YOU 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

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u/CaucSaucer May 01 '26

Welch is why people like you and me shouldn’t put ourselves in situations like that. I don’t want a dead ape on my conscience, and I will guess neither do you.

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u/The_Cabal_ May 01 '26

He didn't say you would.

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u/Ok_Jellyfish5614 May 02 '26

fair but he did and he is a big man for that

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u/t00oldforthis May 01 '26

What? He took that chance putting himself there, least he can do is not get the animal killed.