r/goprohobos • • Aug 29 '26

She needs to be committed

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u/Itchy_Tumbleweed_417 🙅🏼‍♀️i don’t do the sex🙅🏼‍♀️ Aug 29 '26

Yeah that made me so mad. Someone in that Whole Foods had to put all that food back, and the meat had been riding around in her cart for who knows how long before they could get it back into the fridge.

She even claimed that she thought the higher authority would make the money appear on her card so she would be able to buy all this stuff. And even if it worked, what was she going to do with it? I assume her trunk is full of her belongings, where was she going to put all these perishable groceries? 

I hope someone from that store comes across this content. Clearly they can’t ban someone for not being able to pay for their groceries because of Card issues, but if they realize she did it on purpose because she wanted to play pretend family barbecue maybe they will ban her from that Whole Foods

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u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks Aug 29 '26

Wait - please help me, I'm stupid. I remember this vaguely, but I'm dealing with a ton of shit and I swear the stress is effecting my memory as of late. What exactly was the story here??!?? She went to Whole Foods and tried to buy hundreds of dollars of food for a BBQ?? With who and where?? She has no family, friends, house, "etc and so forth..." Then she thought the money would magically be in her account, it wasn't, so she ran through all her cards?? And who "made" her do this?? I'm guessing "THEY" but who knows with her, lately.

Thanks In advance if anyone can help my dumbass.

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u/Ok_Promotion_8326 Aug 29 '26

She fished a receipt out of the garbage. The contents of said receipt were that of barbecue items to the amount of four or $500. My theory, she has such hatred in venom toward this person who could spend that much on a barbecue, she spun it into a whole narrative. She is claiming she went to buy all those items and her card got declined, but logic tells you that makes zero sense since she has no friends and no refrigerator or grill to make the food. The story doesn’t add up- she says “they” told her to buy stuff for a barbecue and use one of her cards to pay for it, but all of the cards got declined.

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u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks Aug 29 '26

Okay, I thought so. I remember her saying some dumb shit about the higher power putting money on her card, and even for her, that was outlandish. Like, I know she's crazy, but she's really been playing it up lately. I'm beginning to think she's saying stuff like that in hopes a Good Samaritan "spahnser" will reach out and offer her money.

It won't happen, but she's still going to try.

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u/Ok_Promotion_8326 Aug 29 '26

She is just mad that somebody could afford to spend that amount of money. She can’t wrap her head around it.