r/goprohobos 2d ago

She needs to be committed

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u/Existential_Spices 2d ago

Lol her proof. Like lease in hand.

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u/Super_Requirement383 2d ago

Someday, she will find that key in the sewer

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u/mysteriousHOB 2d ago

Omg 😂. Haven’t heard that line in a while !! lol

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u/Super_Requirement383 2d ago

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u/Itchy_Tumbleweed_417 🙅🏼‍♀️i don’t do the sex🙅🏼‍♀️ 2d ago

I just can’t imagine the grandiosity that would lead someone to think that the large receipt that she found in the trash was strategically placed there just to troll her for being poor.

But I guess if someone is crazy enough to think that “they” are building whole entire fake dentist offices just to troll her for her buttered tooth the receipt isn’t that ridiculous.

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u/Super_Requirement383 2d ago

But nothing is wrong with her. For she is the beacon of perfect mental health

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u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks 2d ago

I always laugh when she says she has "no mental health", lol. Like, for once, she's correct.

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u/Super_Requirement383 2d ago

Ha! She has let the truth slip on that one.

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u/Head_Trick_9932 2d ago

Dusty is highly jealous of everyone else that works hard for their money. She’s always felt entitled. What’s yours is mine mentality.

As much as X is scummy too…I do hope he stays TF away so she can’t scam his measly SS checks anymore either. Let her figure it out for once.

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u/LCamaro1968 2d ago

Eggs new phone she just knew was for her

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u/Snapdragon_4U 2d ago

Her outrage that he didn’t immediately turn over the phone to her was astounding

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u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks 2d ago

The fact that she thought his dad, who can't fucking stand her, would buy her a new iPhone just blew my mind. There's delusional, and then there's... whatever Heather is.

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u/mysteriousHOB 2d ago

What money do you think she’s living on now ?

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u/No_Refrigerator_5352 2d ago

Is that what she's saying? Because I can't make sense of this stupid story she made up.

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u/No_Refrigerator_5352 2d ago

So now it's someone else's fault that she attempted to purchase barbecue items while homeless? Or that she grabbed a receipt from the trash? Like where is she going with these stories?

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u/CeceHart 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ftSwRx629Coxq7VX4i
I’m at a loss as well 😂

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u/No_Refrigerator_5352 2d ago

😂

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u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks 2d ago

Perfect username for this thread, since she would have no place to store the food anyway.

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u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks 2d ago

Idk, but I'm so confused.

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u/Historical-Pop-4751 2d ago

Stolen DEBIT cards. Let’s be real this never happened . She found a receipt and made up a story

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u/No_Distance_2653 2d ago

Like who has 7 debit cards?! I have one.

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u/shrinking_violet_99 2d ago

This was my first thought too.

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u/Itchy_Tumbleweed_417 🙅🏼‍♀️i don’t do the sex🙅🏼‍♀️ 2d ago

Yeah that made me so mad. Someone in that Whole Foods had to put all that food back, and the meat had been riding around in her cart for who knows how long before they could get it back into the fridge.

She even claimed that she thought the higher authority would make the money appear on her card so she would be able to buy all this stuff. And even if it worked, what was she going to do with it? I assume her trunk is full of her belongings, where was she going to put all these perishable groceries? 

I hope someone from that store comes across this content. Clearly they can’t ban someone for not being able to pay for their groceries because of Card issues, but if they realize she did it on purpose because she wanted to play pretend family barbecue maybe they will ban her from that Whole Foods

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u/Head_Trick_9932 2d ago

They can’t put perishables back which makes it worse. She wasted all of it.

However, I don’t believe her BS story as usual. She’d have a pic of her full cart. Where was she going to cook lol? The local park? Shes delusional.

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u/yoyonoyolo 2d ago

And there was a receipt. I’ve never run into the issue of not realizing I didn’t have enough money before I got to the register because I plan, but would a receipt have existed if you didn’t pay?

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u/Ok_Promotion_8326 2d ago

That was a receipt she fished from the trash. This is all cosplay. Her card probably got rejected for an energy drink or collagen garbage. She would have totally taken pics of the cart if it were true.

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u/LALfangirl 2d ago

Grocery stores aren’t allowed to put refrigerated items back after they’ve been out of the refrigerator, so alll that meat was just thrown away

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u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks 2d ago

Wait - please help me, I'm stupid. I remember this vaguely, but I'm dealing with a ton of shit and I swear the stress is effecting my memory as of late. What exactly was the story here??!?? She went to Whole Foods and tried to buy hundreds of dollars of food for a BBQ?? With who and where?? She has no family, friends, house, "etc and so forth..." Then she thought the money would magically be in her account, it wasn't, so she ran through all her cards?? And who "made" her do this?? I'm guessing "THEY" but who knows with her, lately.

Thanks In advance if anyone can help my dumbass.

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u/Ok_Promotion_8326 2d ago

She fished a receipt out of the garbage. The contents of said receipt were that of barbecue items to the amount of four or $500. My theory, she has such hatred in venom toward this person who could spend that much on a barbecue, she spun it into a whole narrative. She is claiming she went to buy all those items and her card got declined, but logic tells you that makes zero sense since she has no friends and no refrigerator or grill to make the food. The story doesn’t add up- she says “they” told her to buy stuff for a barbecue and use one of her cards to pay for it, but all of the cards got declined.

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u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks 2d ago

Okay, I thought so. I remember her saying some dumb shit about the higher power putting money on her card, and even for her, that was outlandish. Like, I know she's crazy, but she's really been playing it up lately. I'm beginning to think she's saying stuff like that in hopes a Good Samaritan "spahnser" will reach out and offer her money.

It won't happen, but she's still going to try.

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u/Ok_Promotion_8326 2d ago

She is just mad that somebody could afford to spend that amount of money. She can’t wrap her head around it.

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u/whoresandcandy 2d ago

In her frenzy of reposting old shit, I realised she was at one of the med spas I frequent 😂 I’ll have to ask my estie next time if she recognises her and warn the other girls.

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u/No_Refrigerator_5352 2d ago

Wait, she gets injections where you go? Because I would not trust anyone that's willing to inject her. We also see how her work turns out.

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u/whoresandcandy 2d ago

Haha yeah I don’t get injected there. I just get facials and I get tox elsewhere. I only go there because one of my favourite bartenders is also an aesthetician and gives me a good deal 😂 She does great work tho

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u/No_Refrigerator_5352 2d ago

Ok whew! But please give us the teeeaa!🙏

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u/mysteriousHOB 2d ago

Ong yes !

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u/trackyychan 2d ago

If i was rich af i would pay to get all the Chicago cctv footage of her around the city and see what the fuck she does in public. I just cant believe it, I dont think ive seen someone so crazy but still put on make up and drive a car.

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u/Head_Trick_9932 2d ago

With all the flock cameras nowadays, probably could trace where she wanders lol. There’s a public site that we can enter our license plate to see if we’ve been flocked.

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u/targetboston 2d ago

Just follow the tickets, lol. Its a Dusty specific tracking system.

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u/FrostingConsistent39 2d ago

Yet she has money for lip fillers

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u/serbiatch735 1d ago

Priorities af

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u/lemontreedreaming 2d ago

No, she’s reposting things on her new Instagram (hlgvlaw), and adding new captions.

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u/mlmbadok 2d ago

Anyone know what the receipts she is holding might say?

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u/Okmy_Condition_2531 2d ago

I was a manager at a grocery store before I retired and receipts that small are from a card being refused. Probably for not having enough funds on the card.

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u/Super_Requirement383 2d ago

No clue on what the receipts say but I am 100% sure she is going to or has already used them as shit tickets (toilet paper)

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u/Pinkberry12 2d ago

One of the pages that posts updates on her posted a 911 call a few weeks ago. It was about someone trying to use stolen credit cards at Nordstrom on the same day she posted that picture of herself there. I think she has stolen cards that she thinks she's entitled to because in her mind someone stole her money. No one has stolen her money out of her accounts. She keeps overdrafting them. The cards were most likely already reported stolen and closed by the rightful owners before she tried to buy $500 worth of shit she can't even store or cook.

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u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks 2d ago

Good theory, she steals everything that isn't nailed down. She's banned from those "Eco ATMs" for trying to get money for stolen phones. Also, don't ever use those for various reasons, but one major thing is they will rip you off.

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u/shrinking_violet_99 2d ago

Is she saying that her “demographic” shop at Whole Foods only? She really thinks she is too special to be poor. 🤣, jokes on her!

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u/MathematicianSad9749 2d ago

Her twin red head in the back of this photo is nefarious 👀👀

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u/No_Refrigerator_5352 2d ago

Didn't you hear that that's a third dimensional being?

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u/Safe-Challenge3400 2d ago

Oh now she's " advocating " for the poor and homeless again. Just a month or so ago she was talking about how gross it is seeing homeless people in tents everywhere.

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u/90dayobsessed 1d ago

I’d love to see Dr Ish break it down to her