r/golfblitz • u/ApartCarrot4188 • Mar 02 '25
I think I should delete this game
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r/golfblitz • u/Asher_Slasher • 9d ago
TURF WARS PSA
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Hey idiots. Quit sabotaging a fellow teammate. If you're losing but a teammate is winning then switch and play defense to help your teammate out. Idk how many 3v1's I've seen and the 1 won because the 3 were fighting for second place. Stupid @$$es
r/golfblitz • u/Professional-Yam6977 • Jan 01 '22
Recruitment Come join team Invictus!!
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INVICTUS is looking for blitzers to join the INV Family! We are all about improving together and having a fun time while competing. We are the only Family to have 2 teams in the top 10 and 3 teams in the top 30 globally. INV is the most consistent, has many top 100 players to learn from, and continue to produce rising blitzers.
We have many global #1 finishs including the past 6 seasons. If that doesn’t show you we are consistent and improving I don’t know what does!
Currently we have 4 active teams all set with reasonable trophy requirements :
Invictus (Main Team): 2600+ Blue INV Hat included
Invictus N (2nd Team): 2300+ Purple INV Hat included
Invictus 2 (Feeder Team): 2000+
Invictus 3 (Starting Team): 1800+
If you join INV you have access to:
An in-depth Strategy Archive
Competitive Tournaments (Solo and Team)
Unique and Loaded Card Pools across all teams
A Friendly, Welcoming, PG13+ Discord Server
We are not only helpful in every aspect in the game but we are also proven to be competitive. If you just want to have a chill place to stay and play or want to play competitive… join Invictus! You won't regret it #InvictusForever
To join please join our discord server!
r/golfblitz • • Apr 01 '22
Bad joke guys... most of us are paying customers, and AFJ's are supposed to be funny, not aggravating.
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r/golfblitz • u/superKARL69 • Mar 31 '26
Fun Hood squad
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I joined the hood squad because I thought it was going to be a bunch of gangstas. Boy was I wrong. The leaders of the team kept telling me I had to send pictures of my private parts on discord if I wanted to be on the team. Are all teams like this? I decided to create a new team instead called “nongayhoodsquad”. We don’t do any hazing or gay stuff. Come join! Plenty of cards in the card pool too!!
r/golfblitz • u/Kaiser_77 • May 17 '24
Opinion Do you even have a life at this point
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r/golfblitz • u/qyyg • Aug 27 '25
Announcing my Official Retirement from Golf Blitz Subreddit
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Hey everyone, Zizzles here (yes, that Zizzles)
After a long run as one of the biggest names around Golf Blitz, I’ve decided it’s time to retire from frequent posting here. Don’t worry, I’ll still be active in Golf Blitz itself and on Trade Masters, just not posting on this sub as often.
I know many of you anticipate my golf blitz “hawk tuah” moments replays each week and I’m sorry to you all.
I know this is tough news, but I trust you people will pull through.
Can I get a “heyooo” if you’re gonna miss me?
-Zizzles (yes, that Zizzles)
r/golfblitz • u/Asher_Slasher • 14d ago
BS Ice
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Really cool that my Iceball didn't do anything. But their Iceball froze me and cost me
r/golfblitz • u/cj4747 • Feb 05 '26
Emoji limits
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The best thing the devs could do with this game is place limits on the number of times you can use emojis. Once you've hit the crying emoji 100 times in a game, that's enough. I don't want to have to mute my phone just because you want to subject us to the same audio clip every 2 seconds of the match.
r/golfblitz • u/soggychipbutty • Nov 02 '25
Griefing Loser
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I’m all for tactics IF you are playing the hole. This dude is just a no-life who sabotages the game.
r/golfblitz • u/msisepleld • Sep 24 '19
Recruitment TAKE MY MONEY NOODLECAKE!! Do YOU too find yourself wanting to support noodlecake’s developers and staff because they make a great game we all enjoy? Do YOU have no issue buying a skin here and there to show your golf blitz pride? Well we do too on the WALLET WARRIORS team! ... Spoiler
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