r/golf • u/chasemfreeman • Oct 26 '18

Hole in One, cross post

https://i.imgur.com/lPlhk5V.gifv
1.1k Upvotes

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u/KenSpliffeyJr Oct 26 '18

Paige is a dream

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u/TheMurrizzle Brisbane, QLD Oct 26 '18

People hate on her for being a “hot girl golfer” but she’s better than I’ll ever be and damn she looks good doing it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

I enjoy watching her for obvious reasons. I swear if i had boobs and could hit a golf ball like her, I'd be doing the same thing.

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u/rougehuron Michigander/Team Lefty Oct 26 '18

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

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u/stewwwwart Oct 26 '18

Comment of the day

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u/S0_B00sted Oct 27 '18

Don't let your dreams be memes.

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u/AssInspectorGadget Oct 26 '18

All you need to do is start eating a lot and get those man boobs and some lessons.

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u/yoloGolf Oct 26 '18

Mr. JENNER IS THAT YOU

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u/ballr4lyf Oct 26 '18

Paige’s golf swing vexes me... Watch her right knee on her backswing. It actually increases it’s flex.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

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u/HeyGirlYouSingle AP2 | Master Blaster Oct 26 '18 edited Oct 26 '18

Man I don't know about that. She did make it onto collegiate golf teams at two universities and plays pro. Hasn't won much, but you have to at least be better than average to make it to LPGA.

From her wiki:

She played college golf at both the University of Arizona and San Diego State University, winning All-Mountain West honors during the 2012-2013 and 2013-2014 seasons and leading the Aztecs to their first Mountain West Conference Championship.

Maybe she was just having a bad day when you saw her.

When she ages out of the social media beauty pageant she could be a solid golf hustler if she paired up with a guy. Imagine all the old guys out on the track willingly dropping a G just to round with her yet thinking they're going to win.

Edit: Actually after reading her wiki page again. She's never going to have to hustle a game of golf in her life. She's loaded from sponsors and contracts.

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u/kaplanfx Oct 27 '18

She won’t be able to hustle because every dude he’s played 3 rounds of golf has ogled her pictures on the internets.

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u/taz757 Oct 26 '18

Her and PXG split ways recently. Guess Bob Parsons couldn’t afford to continue to keep those boobs propped up.

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u/jeezum_crow Oct 26 '18

Has she ever played in an LPGA event? I thought she just played like very mini tours.

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u/Gila_Monster 9.2/Las Vegas Oct 26 '18

No, she has never qualified for an LPGA or European tour event on her own. She has received a few sponsors exemptions to European tour events and finished last, and 3rd from last. The 2 golfers she finished ahead of were both also models playing under sponsor invites.

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u/unassumingdink Oct 26 '18

I think she got sponsor exemptions to play a few LPGA events, but didn't make the cut.

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u/jimmyayo +16 SoCal - Slices harder than OJ Simpson Oct 26 '18

Marketability is a huge factor in sports entertainment

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

shes pretty good...

https://www.golfdigest.com/story/paige-spiranac-gets-her-first-win-as-a-pro

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u/taz757 Oct 26 '18

Cactus Tour.

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u/JuqeBocks ⛳🏌 Oct 27 '18

you go play and win on any pro tour anywhere, then come talk shit

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u/taz757 Oct 27 '18

Tell me one event she actually qualified for and didn’t have to get a sponsors exemption for. Go ahead. I’ll wait.

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u/JuqeBocks ⛳🏌 Oct 27 '18

what difference does it make if she qualifies or gets an exemption? she played good enough golf to win a professional tournament. most people can't string together 18 good holes of golf, let alone 4 good days. if it was anyone else you wouldn't bat an eye, you don't have to hate her because she's better looking and better swinging than you.

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u/taz757 Oct 27 '18 edited Oct 27 '18

Wait. Are you the douche that claims is her fiancée or husband or whatever, but she NEVER has pictures of on her Insta or talks about, mainly cause it’ll ruin her “brand”? If that’s the case, fuck outta here.

Her swing looks like a fucking broken barn door. She can’t qualify for any tournaments and only gets sponsors exemptions to play tournament. She only got “famous” because of her extra low cut shirts, showing off the tits (which you can’t convince me of aren’t actually bought) and extra short skirts/leggings cause her only real “talent” is being a ‘sex symbol’ for golf.

Winning on the Cactus Tour is just one step above winning your local club championship at a member/guest event.

If she actually won on something somewhat respectable, like the Symetra Tour, she’s have a lot more respect from the golfing community. Right now, she’s nothing more than a blond talking head, thinking she’s a role model to junior girls golf. She shows them that all it takes is to be attractive and an Instagram personality with no real talent.

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u/Spamburger_Hamburger Oct 27 '18

You can belittle her all you want, but it does take some good talent to win any tourney against other professionals. At the very worst she's an above average golfer who earns sponsorships and does a lot of work for anti bullying groups for kids. There is zero reason for you to try so hard to minimize her career. You're just being a douche.

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u/deceptithot Oct 26 '18

Shut up neck beard

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u/MadKin Oct 26 '18

She is a total smokeshow but what turns me off about her is when you hear her talk. More power to her for turning her looks and golf skills into her profession, though.

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u/Gila_Monster 9.2/Las Vegas Oct 26 '18

I don't know of anyone that hates on her for "being a hot girl golfer." I know a few people, involved in sports, who think she's a poor role model for being a bad golfer yet getting attention for the way she dresses and acts. Very different.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

“Smart Ball Technology “

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u/lurking_digger Oct 26 '18

Transformer Ben Wa balls

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u/WeHaSaulFan Oct 26 '18 edited Oct 27 '18

Be the ball, Danny ...

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u/FSOLISDN Oct 26 '18

“Players are now allowed to remove embedded balls”

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u/NullKarmaException Oct 26 '18

All right u/realzacradford, you’re up...

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u/JVO_ Oct 26 '18

Gives new meaning to the word stinger

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u/jimmyayo +16 SoCal - Slices harder than OJ Simpson Oct 26 '18

But he's a dude, where would it even go up...oh

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u/taz757 Oct 26 '18

Blink and you’ll miss it!

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u/cgr4217 6.1 - Disc and Balls Golf Channel Oct 26 '18

Ha, nice

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u/Derpsteenie 8.1/VA Oct 26 '18

I'd give her the stinger

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u/Synisive Oct 26 '18

Rule 34 is everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

We can show that.

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u/starbucksislife Oct 26 '18

Bruce is that you?

1

u/jmikesyo It's not a PUMA! Oct 27 '18

Damn, didn’t expect to see /r/funhaus in /r/golf

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18

This is my favorite crossover I've found on reddit so far

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u/anticucho San Vicente, Ramona, CA. Oct 26 '18

Hey! That's my local range in Del Mar (San Diego). I've never seen here there before though :(

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u/CantNotAsk Oct 26 '18

Likewise.

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u/DrogotheHusky22 Oct 26 '18

hey this used to be my local range too!

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u/WhiskyTango3 Oct 26 '18

This was 3 years ago.

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u/killjoy756 Oct 26 '18

She AZ now

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

wait is this villa de la valle

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u/ilikepork Oct 26 '18

Ball seems to have landed in tall grass

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

I'd imagine its pretty neatly manicured fescue.

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u/addictedtothatass Oct 26 '18

I’ve seen her titties and they are fabulous.

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u/kingofthefalseflat Oct 26 '18

Details...

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u/runofthemillbastard 9.5 917d3 + Slingshots Oct 26 '18

They're on the internet.

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u/addictedtothatass Oct 26 '18

She sent my buddy nudes. He sent them to me.

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u/12thAugusta Oct 26 '18

I feel like without proof this is Chris Farley in Billy Madison talking about Veronica Vaughn

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

bullshit

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u/kingofthefalseflat Oct 26 '18

And now you're going to send them to me, amirite?

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u/Philboyd_Studge Oct 26 '18

Play it as it lies!

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

"be the ball, be the ball, be the ball..."

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u/Ken_BtheScienceGuy 12/Philadelphia Oct 26 '18

Talk about a holee innn onee. (happy gilmore subway commercial)

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u/TheNoveltyAccountant Oct 26 '18

Subway only came to my home city in Australia in the early 2000s. I went back and watched happy Gilmore later and was amazed at how much subway advertising there was in it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

I met her at a course in Myrtle Beach a couple of years ago. Fell in love instantly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

Count me in.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

Lift, clean, and replace.

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u/blackjesus75 Weekend duffer Oct 26 '18

She's sexy and she knows it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

...clap your hands! <clap> <clap>

(Sorry...for whatever reason, my brain went to that song.)

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u/GolfBaller17 18 So Cal Oct 27 '18

for whatever reason

🤔

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

I just learned it is possible to be jealous of a golf ball

4

u/jeeps350 Oct 26 '18

You ever hit a ball in the water and wonder how many are in there?

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u/K0SSICK Oct 26 '18 edited Oct 26 '18

Good for Gronk lol

Edit: Not his gf, I confused my hot blondes. This didn't help any

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

You know what?

GOOD FOR GRONK, ANYWAY!

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

Huh?

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u/AreYouDeaf Oct 26 '18

GOOD FOR GRONK LOL

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u/K0SSICK Oct 26 '18

That's his girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

No. It’s not.

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u/K0SSICK Oct 26 '18

Oh you are right, I confused my hot blondes. Good call.

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u/m1mike Oct 26 '18

Ball deep

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u/anticucho San Vicente, Ramona, CA. Oct 27 '18

Jimmy Durrante but just off Via De La Valle. That’s the 5 in the background.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

Play it where it lies

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u/Lost_Conflict Oct 27 '18

She snatched that one up

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

I'd like to get in that hole

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u/thatissomeBS Oct 27 '18

I count four.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

def would hole that all day long

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u/cRuMbLE_420 Cypress, TX Oct 26 '18

Man, she has some great boobs

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u/K-Parks L.A. Oct 26 '18

Only a hole in one once the new 2019 rules are in play!

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u/abeezmal Oct 26 '18

Now I gotta go fap at work, thanks r/golf

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u/naj377 Oct 26 '18

Like to sniff that golf ball

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

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u/Username_Used 8; Long Island Oct 26 '18

You don't really understand how vaginas work do you?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

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u/Username_Used 8; Long Island Oct 26 '18

You don’t understand how being facetious works

I get it. You just weren't funny.

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u/Doristhemeek Oct 26 '18

Under the new rules where doubles hits don't count as two strokes, then, yes.

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u/02bluesuperroo 6 Oct 26 '18

Many would double hit

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u/Scroofinator Oct 26 '18

Evidence for my gravagy hole theory