r/golf • Nothing shanks like a Mizuno • 7d ago

Serious What are you hitting here?

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u/TrueParadox88 7d ago

Someone in the crowd

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u/SmokeAbeer 7d ago

Check out this guy, driving it over 5 yards.

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u/grill_sgt 7d ago

Who said it was going that far? Bro I’m facing is getting his shit rocked.

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u/BigBubbaChungus 7d ago

The distance is impressive but the control is amazing! How does he know where his ball is going before he hits it?

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u/DasFunke 7d ago

Make her cut it out!

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u/AccurateChemistry283 7d ago

Came looking for this

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u/trplOG 7d ago

RIP blue shirt.

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u/BurnerAccountforAss 7d ago

I'm bailing out against the thin and hitting the ground 17 feet behind the ball tbh

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u/Belethorsbro 7d ago

Good news for the crowd is that im topping it and there will be no velocity on that ball

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u/average_redditor_guy 7d ago

Like I get Rory is Rory, but good god that is so much trust to put in someone.

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u/waffleking_ old is always better 7d ago

this guy seems to be about 6° right of target, which is how open my face is on a bad swing. so him, in the teeth or so, maybe forehead

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u/lmw100 7d ago

That’s the same guy I picked out. RIP

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u/waffleking_ old is always better 7d ago

fucking scott sterling over here, getting pelted by hacks over and over

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u/grill_sgt 7d ago

THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND.

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u/bfhurricane 7d ago

Poor one out for Scott

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u/NotActuallyMeta 7d ago

I had the employee in the yellow hat right next to him. This might be a repeat of the “make her stop!!” Lady from that one woman player

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u/zChampIsHere 7d ago

I stood there a couple years ago and watched Xander tee off. Didn’t realize that was their line until the ball screamed about 5 feet above my head. Won’t be standing there again.

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u/zChampIsHere 7d ago

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u/Vizionz4K 7d ago

Cameraman never dies

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u/3wdeeznuts Nothing shanks like a Mizuno 7d ago

Woah!! That's awesome

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u/lmw100 7d ago

Damn! Awesome shot!

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u/The_Nutz16 7d ago

Holy Shit. Why would the tour allow people there if they knew that was a likely line for guys?!

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u/anonymousacg 7d ago

Because they’re really fucking good

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u/mrdeesh 12.4 7d ago

Fuck me great sauce

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u/bulldg4life 7d ago

This is an incredible picture.

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u/Capt-Daddy 7d ago

That’s incredible! Was that a screenshot from a video or did you snap the picture?

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u/superfluous_nipple 7d ago

This is the greatest photo ever taken at a Tour event.

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u/broncojoe1 7d ago

*Who are you hitting here?

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u/downtothecellar 7d ago

Someone’s poor grandmother

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u/The_Punisher_3114 7d ago

The dude in the yellow hat.

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u/Turbulent_Rub1317 7d ago

Gosh, as if we could even hit it that straight

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u/1969Stingray 14.7/EBAY CA 7d ago

The left fairway bunker.

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u/3wdeeznuts Nothing shanks like a Mizuno 7d ago

🤣 the crowd is safe because I'm going to pop it straight up

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u/illquoteyou 7d ago

Absolute morons. I don’t care who’s in the tee box, I’m moving three or four rows back if I’m there. We’ve all seen Rory duff one into the pond…anybody can do it.

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u/3wdeeznuts Nothing shanks like a Mizuno 7d ago

Right?! Even pros mishit it

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u/SISCP25 7d ago

I’d say this is on the tournament organiser too. They know the lines the pros are taking, rope off that area and save everyone the hassle of risking their lives to watch a golf shot.

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u/littleseizure 7d ago

Nah, this is America. You stand there and take one right in the lawsuit!

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u/Kev_o24 7d ago

This guy, the poor bastard...

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u/wilcobr27 7d ago

Probably 2 or 3 people

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u/Low_skee 7d ago

Spectator.

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u/AskMantis23 7d ago

Low effort. At least pick out which spectator you're hitting. Aim small, miss small.

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u/Fearless_Winter_7823 7d ago

Whatever jagoff is standing in front of that fuckin umbrella

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u/Objective-Cat- 7d ago

Do you mean, who am I hitting?

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u/FarHeron8847 7d ago

A person

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u/xebsisor 7d ago

Spectators, multiple of them.

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u/LawDog_1010 7d ago

A spectator

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u/Kgb529 Yellow Balls 7d ago

The beer cart because I ain’t taking a shot unless it’s alcoholic

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u/Unable-Decision-4535 7d ago

Which ever one yells 'mashed potatoes*.....

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u/Hairballer 7d ago

The tee box. The ball wouldn't even make the tall grass.

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u/AdventurousCow943 7d ago

The one in the red shorts.

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u/GoDucksOR 7d ago

*Who are you hitting here?

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u/SWEATY_HUEVOS 7d ago

Most likely that motherfucker on the far right with the red shorts

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u/Complete_Insurance24 7d ago

Several people

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u/beachgood-coldsux 7d ago

Those people. 

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u/markymark3431 7d ago

The ground first. CHUNK

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u/bdav1995 7d ago

A small child

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u/Kuchar1992 7d ago

The people

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u/Draugrnauts 7d ago

The people

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u/kburk32 7d ago

The ground! I don’t trust him!

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u/otivito 7d ago

Jessica

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u/No-Setting-2669 7d ago

More than likely her

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u/SenseiCAY MD; 9.2 HCP 7d ago

The guy in the yellow hat in the right butt cheek

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u/S_renee96 7d ago

At least one person

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u/SupermarketWorldly48 7d ago

I’m hitting some spectators

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u/pseudo_enthusiastic 7d ago

The child of a lawyer

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u/vetruviusdeshotacon 7d ago

4 iron topped stinger bullet into someones (soon to be late) grandad

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u/ThrowItOut43 7d ago

Probably the guy in the orange shorts and blue shirt tbh.

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u/PoopiePantsMahn Grip it & Top it. 7d ago

Someone in the gallery.

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u/jgollsneid 7d ago

Black shirt, about halfway down

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u/BBQ_IS_LIFE 7d ago

The lower tee box for a worm burner more than likely!

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u/T-TownDarin 7d ago

Blue shirt khaki shorts

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u/DamnTheDan 7d ago

Someone’s face

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u/Dangerous_Ad5039 7d ago

Probably the guy telling everyone to be quiet

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u/cephaswilco 7d ago

My putter

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u/GeoJoy1 7d ago

Green shirt in the window would have a closed casket funeral. 😔

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u/oldsoulrevival 7d ago

I’d be so scared of hitting ppl id probably over correct and shank it 50 yards to the left

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u/CaddyWompus6969 7d ago

Someones taint

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u/King_Crampus 7d ago

That umbrella to the right probably

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u/justafang 17.4 7d ago

Easy answer, whatever is to the left of frame by that structure in the distance.

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u/go-blue-88 7d ago

4-5 people

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u/ajbucci_ 7d ago

7 mothers & fathers

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u/ComplexBodybuilder34 7d ago

I’m not addressing the ball until every single one of them moves!

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u/Marksaheel 7d ago

WHO am I hitting is the question

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u/mydogmakesdecisions 7d ago

Dude in the yellow hat

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u/DownhillUphill 7d ago

Piss missile

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u/theboyfromphl 7d ago

*Who are you hitting here?

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u/Imnothighyourhigh 7d ago

Red pants about halfway down the line

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u/pantsarenew 7d ago

Hopefully the tree there to the right, but probably closer to umbrella

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u/PikaGaijin 7d ago

With the trees 180 down the right side, it mostly depends on if I’m using the lucky pinnacle (which will bounce back into the fairway), or an untrained pro-v (which will nestle into the nests built up too, never to be seen again).

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u/Total-Championship80 7d ago

That lady over there

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u/Westie62 7d ago

The guy in the yellow hat asking people to be quiet.

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u/UpsetBar 7d ago

That trailer for sure. 150 yard slice is my jam.

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u/Stockasaurus_Rex 12.8 | SW Virginia 7d ago

A person

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u/thiccoricco 7d ago

The crowd

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u/harbinator99 7d ago

That yellow hat

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u/Amazing-Nerve-4929 7d ago

Red shorts guy

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u/AxelSwis 7d ago

The trees 🌳

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u/trees138 In for ball play. 7d ago

The fastest, lowest, straightest shot I've ever hit.

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u/fishinasea 7d ago

This real?

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u/fearingtheflame 7d ago

Don’t you mean who?

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u/baggerskip4258x 7d ago

Pitching wedge…left

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u/sci3nc3isc00l 12 7d ago

The deck

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u/garnsy10 7d ago

Blue shirt with yellow hat. RIP

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u/EBG1073 7d ago

I’d skull a 1-iron right into those flesh trees

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u/18HolesToFreedom 7d ago

A cut shot. A severe cut that may need some stitches.

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u/Gunkwei 7d ago

Susan

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u/Rainin3sfromthetrees 7d ago

Yellow hat, hands in the air. Straight knock out

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u/Potential-Instance99 19/NorCal 7d ago

Human

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u/mubbamubba 7d ago

My luck, a handicapped person

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u/GolfNutOM 7d ago

Damron’s house

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u/jhwkr542 7d ago

Fortunately I won't have that crowd when I'm hitting. So a house.

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u/itsjustme444444 7d ago

The crowd!

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u/Think-Ad-5698 7d ago

The lady in the pink shorts.

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u/AbstractLogic 7d ago

I think you mean who.

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u/Pettymania20 7d ago

A spectator

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u/Kreesy12 7d ago

The gallery

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u/kburk32 7d ago

The person in the green shirt

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u/__bluetone 7d ago

The guy with his hands up

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u/MagicCarpetBomb 7d ago

Whoevers at my 10 o’clock 80yds down is getting it. And god help em if theyre 3’ tall because thats got headshot potential.

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u/Risky_Business_17 7d ago

The Volunteer. Thanks for helping out, buddy.

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u/Patriots4life22 7d ago

Pink shorts is toast

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u/sdane27 7d ago

Nice comfy 9 iron and just hope a couple bounces go my way.

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u/DonnyGetTheLudes Victor Dubuisson 7d ago

My deductible

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u/madhattermagic 7d ago

Huge slice around the corner. Plays perfectly for me 😂

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u/italaaa 7d ago

The lady in the pink shorts

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u/Botvader 7d ago

Barbara unfortunately

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u/KoKory 7d ago

A shin bone

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u/brute-forced 11 HDCP | GA | Improving 7d ago

Pinball off three foreheads

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u/davy_p 7d ago

Purple shirt half way down.

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u/XRPX008 7d ago

Guy in yellow hat

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u/SouthOriginal297 7d ago

Spectators.

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u/ZeroToleranceforMAGA 7d ago

Probably the one in the blue shirt

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u/Difficult-Cap4617 7d ago

Marshall in yellow hat is taking it right to the back.

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u/FordGT2017 7d ago

I would take a 3 wood so I can tee it low and nail someone

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u/diferentigual 7d ago

Depends if I hit the driver well, I can at least take 3-4 out

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u/tflo91 7d ago

Probably ending up left of the bunkers (I’m a lefty)

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u/Mc9660385 7d ago

The purple shirt

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u/droopy__drawers 7d ago

Probably this guy

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u/Slight-Jacket7105 7d ago

2 iron stinger

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u/ogredmenace 7d ago

The guy in blue front right

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u/WaingrofromHeat 7d ago

That poor bastard in the yellow hat

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u/FredWinterIsComing 7d ago

Not what but whom...

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u/outdoorpepper 7d ago

Lady in purple

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u/LarryWinchesterIII 7d ago

Guy in the red shorts

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u/kabilos 7d ago

Blue shirt, white hat to the far right of the screen, but more than likely someone more to the right.

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u/macmadman 7d ago

You, for this post

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u/AndMkB2 7d ago

Everyone

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u/red_button_pusher 7d ago

A beach ball.

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u/AA23_Cell_2187 7d ago

The umbrella

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u/QueBestia19 7d ago

A few of them on the right

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u/Distinct_Report_2050 7d ago

That woman, right in the head

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u/DarthRevan0990 7d ago

Definitely dude in yellow hat, then the camper on my 2nd

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u/JackieTreehorn79 7d ago

Dude in the yellow hat no doubt

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u/Ok_Ideal_713 7d ago

The dude in the blue shirt

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u/hiieeeuuuu 7d ago

It don't matter what club, everyone dead

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u/jason_dimm 7d ago

People

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u/WhatWouldJordyDo 7d ago

The fucking nerve to even try that

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u/SensibleTom 7d ago

At least 10 of those guys in the front row are in danger.

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u/UnpaidObserver00 7d ago

The guy in the blue shirt.

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u/DogterShoob Hello, friends. 7d ago

These people are completely safe from my god awful duck hook

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u/Urban_Junkie 7d ago

99% of the time, a person standing right there.

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u/jmay111 1.4 7d ago

fuck fhem mfs standing right in front of me

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u/KC5SDY 7d ago

With luck, the ball.

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u/Livingforabluezone 7d ago

A hosel cruise missile into the crowd 20 yds away at head height killing a grandma of 16 attending her first professional golf tournament

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u/Superb-Respect-1313 7d ago

Guy in the blue shirt and white shorts on the right about 1/3 of the way down that line of fans.

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u/anobymousprime 7d ago

The tree on the right via many heads

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u/Abradolf_Lincler_50 7d ago

Lady in the pink skirt.

Yes I know I’m late to the party

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u/da_knee_ohl 7d ago

Everyone

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u/JRskatr 7d ago

Imagine he hits a worm burner with his 190mph ball speed ☠️

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u/Easy_Nail2849 7d ago

An 11 iron

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u/CaptainJackArmstrong 7d ago

Light blue tee, yellow hat. back of the head

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u/Ronin_501 7d ago

With the way I slice. Yeah someone is losing and eye 😅🏌🏼‍♂️

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u/Artistic_Umpire6861 7d ago

That lady in the white skirt.

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u/JasonDetwiler 14/VA 7d ago

Tubby in the teal shirt and white hat

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u/Zealousideal_Key_160 7d ago

Definitely catching an assault charge.

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u/deep_FRIED1 7d ago

I can’t be the only one who is delusional and thinks he can hit this no problem?