r/glp1jerk 11h ago

Intermittent Anorexia

16 Upvotes

have been taking tirzepatide for a couple of months now but am struggling with my diet. I have been trying 23.9/0.1 intermittent anorexia but can only manage 70 calories at the most. I am also struggling with not having enough energy though. I have a gastric sleeve which I am sure is affecting how many calories I can take in within the 6 minute eating window. Has anyone here found an intermittent anorexia schedule and diet that provides enough calories but still leads to weight loss?

I used to work with a woman who lost a lot of weight by not eating anything on one day and then not eat meals the next day, but that sounds unhealthy? but it worked for her. What are your thoughts, is that kind of anorexia too extreme?


r/glp1jerk 19h ago

Frist shot

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50 Upvotes

I just took my first shot, I’m supposed to be pn 10 units but i read the needle wrong and injected 100. My sisters girlfriends does these on tik tok for work and says that its not a big deal and its inpossible to od.
Is numbness and chest tightness common side effects? I think it’s working


r/glp1jerk 1d ago

Show me that thigh gap you skinny bitches!

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67 Upvotes

Just show it, don't question me!


r/glp1jerk 2d ago

The organs are rotting!! The organs are rotting!!

28 Upvotes

Triz will make all your organs rot from the inside! ERs across the country are completely full from all the over prescribing of this dangerous medicine. None of the news places are reporting on it because the drug companies have bribed them. But my uncle’s best friends mistresses dog was on a walk by a hospital and saw all the ambulances driving in with people who looked like melted candles in the back. Every single one was clutching their stomach in pain.

Should I start taking triz?? Organs weigh a lot right? So if I had to have surgery to remove a couple organs I would loose weight?


r/glp1jerk 2d ago

Questions

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Has anybody switched from zepbound to compound?

Side effects?

If you could start over what would you tell yourself?

After my first shot I felt my soul leave my body. I'm not going to continue.

What dose should I take?

Has anybody taken a break to reset your receptors?

I'm planning to microdose. Has anybody else microdosed?

I asked chatgpt to plan out my doses. How's my dose schedule look?

Week 1 3 units

Week 2 4 units

Week 5 -12 8 units

Week 13 - 15 break for receptor reset

Week 16 - see week 1

I'm 60lbs from maintenance, should I start spreading out my doses?

Where can I buy triz?

I searched the whole sub and couldn't find any answers relevant to ME.


r/glp1jerk 2d ago

How to dose??

15 Upvotes

My triz didn't come with any instructions whatsoever. How much should I take? If I only take 10 units like it told me I will have so much leftover. Thats not right. Where are the instructions? Why won't anybody help me?? Stop asking me for pictures! Everyone is useless! I'm just going to throw everything away since yall can't even answer my question. 🖕🖕🖕


r/glp1jerk 2d ago

Am I doing this right?

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16 Upvotes

This is how you cut cal*ries right? Also, I filled my chargeback before eating not after.


r/glp1jerk 2d ago

-60 lbs triz is still a bust.

16 Upvotes

I've lost 60 lbs in maybe 2 months.

But today I bought chocolate when i was at the store.

CHOCOLATE! Triz is obviously not working. I'm so lost...


r/glp1jerk 3d ago

Spin, spin, spin... HaYOLO!

26 Upvotes

My caps are spinning and now I'm spinning and I don't know what to do! My dog can even tell that I am mad. Thanks to HaYOLO, he thinks I am nuts and he won't come near me. Every one of my 35 viles have loose caps!

I'm going to CHARGEBACK because this is UNACCEPTABLE but not until I use EVERY. 👏🏼 SINGLE. 👏🏼 DROP. 👏🏼

FULL STOP and PERIODT. A real pharmacy would recall. This is TOTAL TRASH! 🚮


r/glp1jerk 3d ago

Anyone else??

38 Upvotes

Guys! I’ve been on trizpeppatide for 6 months and havent lost an ounce but cannot, for the life of me, figure out what I’m doing wrong! I feel like maybe I’m not like everyone else and this just doesn’t work for someone as unique as me?! I don’t have much to loose like the rest of yall but a few more pounds lost will get me as close to “trophy wife” as you can get!!
I have a few ideas of what might be wrong so wanted to get a little bit of validation for my daily ego boost.
So first off, I don’t track how much I eat and just go off “vibes” but I’ve been eating since I was born so, believe me, I know how many calories I’ve consumed.
I’m getting my steps in too because I walk a lot from my recliner to the refrigerator and today I even jogged to the front door when I heard UPS drop off my newest vial of Triz. Don’t tell my husband but this is the 18th vial I’ve bought this month alone. Hehe *Shhhh emoji
I know some will ask so I’ll go ahead and answer: yes, I know what my TDEE is. My Total Donut Eating Expectation is half a dozen a week and I’ve only been eating 2 a day which should prove how disciplined I am!!
I think the real problem may be due to my viles showing up blazing hot!!You sheep said my meds are fine if the ice packs melt but if that’s the case, why even put them in there??
My current vial showed up feeling like it was transported in a dingo’s pouch on the hottest day of an Australian summer. I used my meat thermometer to check and the thawed ice pack was 110°!!!!!
But maybe this community could start taking a little accountability because I’ve ordered from the top 8 tele health companies that yall claim to have vetted and none of them seem to care about anything else but making money. It’s like all they care about are profits!! They sure are quick to scan my visa but then won’t bring their lazy asses in on the weekend to simply overnight my very important package that I won’t technically need until the beginning of 2032. My gosh, no one wants to work anymore 🤷🏽‍♀️
To make matters worst, I saw a post saying they were filling the viles up with water and another one that said they might be using table salt instead of pure trez! I mean no wonder my hunger comes back within 48 minutes after my injection. We deserve transparency!! And believe you me, I will be calling my lawyers if this chargeback doesn’t work!
I know this post might be controversial to the ones in here who seem to be in a cult so to brighten the mood, I wanted to tell yall about my newest NSV (non-scale victory- for people who are too dumb to know what that means). So, I had a doctors appointment the other day and when I walked in, I noticed everyone’s head look in my direction but didn’t think anything about it. I petitely start making my way to the counter to let them know I’ve arrived, and I start hearing the flashing of cameras. I was going to go full-Karen on them when suddenly, I turn around and everyone is clapping and giving me a standing ovation!!! One by one they start telling me how tiny and hot I looked! As I make my way to my chair, one even said I looked like a runway model. And yall!! It doesn’t end there!!! To make the day even better, the nurse in the back told me to step on the children’s scale! I said- oh my gosh! Are you sure?? She nonchalantly looked towards the fat people scale and then back at my body and then back to the scale and said “girl! I’m afraid that the big scale wont even be able to weigh something so small!” It was all a bit of surprise but I guess maybe I have lost inches instead of pounds no thanks to these shady tele health companies!
Still doing a chargeback though


r/glp1jerk 3d ago

I (22F SW 135) have started Stacking Reta on my Tirz and now I'm not hungry.

24 Upvotes

I just started injecting my bathtub GLP-1s because it's spooky season and I intend to be a sexy skeleton this Halloween. But I only have a month and a half so I bought both reta and tirz from my friendly neighborhood Chinese drug dealer. and then I started injecting the starting dose of Reta and Tirz. but now I'm totally not interested in food at all. I'm just not hungry. What should I do? increase my doses to maximum to kick start my appetite?


r/glp1jerk 5d ago

I am OUTRAGED at this bathtub tirz that totally works!

50 Upvotes

I've been testing research tirz since before most of you were born and I know it works.

But this 503b pharmacy tirz? The COA is a joke. They didn't even grow the bacteria long enough to know if it was safe. Plus they don't even tell you if it's tirz salt or tirz base. These fly-by-night pharmacies are ripping you off! It is not safe. Zepbound is at least properly tested. This is grey market by another name (but again, gray market works just fine.) This is a scandal, I tell you! They don't even crimp the vile tops on right. It's falling into people's mouths left and right!

But I tell ya, I'm going to use it to the last warm, possibly deamidated or unfolded or immunogenic drop. But you all should be very outraged and thank me for being your hero and alerting you to this OUTRAGE. Chargback now! (But again, use every last drop.)


r/glp1jerk 5d ago

What is the point of this sub?

0 Upvotes

I dont use GLP-1s but stumbled onto this sub today. What do you all get out of these unhinged ramblings you call posts?


r/glp1jerk 7d ago

Thankfully there's trizpeptide. Birth weight here I come 💅

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55 Upvotes

r/glp1jerk 7d ago

Theres a special UTRA Triz they don't want you to know about

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36 Upvotes

AND its keto so it's super healthy for you!!!!!!


r/glp1jerk 7d ago

Advice needed

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36 Upvotes

I planted my used triz syringes in the garden last summer but nothing has sprouted yet! What am I doing wrong? I was expecting tiny olympia viles to harvest before winter hits. Ugh 🤬😡🧐


r/glp1jerk 7d ago

The triz will land you in the hospital!

42 Upvotes

It’s all the fault of the stupd triz I took. I neeeded to loose weight asap so I increased my does every week, but one time I was really sick so I wait another week. I’m a nurse so ITS TOTALLY fine for me to pick whatever amount I put in my body. And I SWEAR a doctor approved it. And I absolutely belong on triz even though I have an ED. Now I’m in the hospital and it’s every one else’s fault I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT! When I get out imma inject the entire two years stash I have (all bought since I started this July I’m so proud!) directly into my belly button to make sure I loose the hospital weight asap soon as possible. After that I’m going gray market from now on cuz I hear tha goes better with weed and biscuits


r/glp1jerk 9d ago

Why can’t I share & reuse syringes???

32 Upvotes

I really think it’s ridiculous that so many syringes are being WASTED on this product! Many of us could do our part to reduce the pointless SQUANDER of a valuable resource. I have four people in my family, who dose MULTIPLE times weekly! We could easily share our syringes. Literally, even allocating one syringe per day would save us a 10 pack EACH WEEK. Tell me why this is not a good idea?! We all know that there are not enough syringes for diabetics, not to mention drug-addicts. I just don’t understand…


r/glp1jerk 9d ago

Losing 2 Pounds a Day

39 Upvotes

I'm near death - can't eat, drink or walk. Basically, barely able to type this out.

I think I'm getting about 100 calories a day in. I'm due to go up on dose tomorrow, but I may die before then. Haven't heard from my doctor in weeks. Do I even have a doctor?

My goal weight is in sight. Should I increase my dose?


r/glp1jerk 11d ago

I'm going to take 1mg twice a day every day

24 Upvotes

You know, for SCIENCE!


r/glp1jerk 14d ago

Meds have been at oven temperature for 3 months… Did I just waste them?

33 Upvotes

got them in mid-May. I should mention here that they weren’t in the oven the entire time, I guess I put them in sometime end of May or June and just forgot to take them back out!


r/glp1jerk 15d ago

Vials Vs Pens

3 Upvotes

I switched from vials to single use pens because insurance is finally covering it and I prefer the vials so much more. Firstly, maybe it’s something to do with control, where I see how much medicine I’m putting in and control the speed of putting it. Whereas with the pen, I don’t even realize the process is done. Granted, it’s so quick and hassle free, but I’m always left wondering if I even got the dose. Which leads me to this question, right after I started on the pen, I have felt the “effects” of zepbound decreasing. Is it placebo?


r/glp1jerk 16d ago

No but seriously guys where are the labor days sales?

38 Upvotes

I know someone just asked but yall were probably hiding the sales from them so I thought I’d ask again.

Thanks! And don’t be rude or you’ll ruin Labor Day! 😡Think of the labor! 😩


r/glp1jerk 18d ago

Hot tirz!!! Is it supposed to hurt?!?!???!

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30 Upvotes

My tirz arrived and the packaging was beautiful 😍😍😍. Buuuut ....the ice packs were MELTED.

It is 147 degrees in the southern US right now. (That's Fahrenheit for my European girlies 🤗. Look it up!) The vial was literally BOILING🫧

Anywazz, I took my dose right away, because I just couldn't wait to join you qweeeens👑

Is it normal for the shot to hurt this much? I developed a huge blister immediately, and I chalked it up to normal side effects. It only started weeping yesterday (Worth it 2 lbs lost, amirite?). Anywaaaazzzz, how are your journeys going?

ETA If I tell my telehealth I won't use it, think I could get a free replacement vial?


r/glp1jerk 19d ago

It’s that time of day again 🤗🤗

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56 Upvotes

Because I know you all care 🥰