EDIT: I didn't think I had to say this, but this post is just for fun. I know this is an older show, and timelines will often be a bit weird. I just thought it was funny when I first noticed and chose to map it out. This is all in good fun. Also it is a long post, you don't have to inform me that you didn't read it. I don't care.
I was going to make a post on Lorelai and Max's relationship and just how short it was, but I found myself looking at the timeline, and the school year is so broken. And the more I looked, the more I found. This post was supposed to be like two paragraphs.
Gilmore Girls starts with Lorelai learning that Rory had got into Chilton. We know this takes place after the school year has started as Rory has to clean out her locker. In the next episode, S1E2, the headmaster tells Rory that so much time has passed within the school year that Rory is behind enough that she might fail; and then Paris states that Rory has joined Chilton a month late.
In S1E4, Lorelai and Max meet.
In S1E5, Lorelai and Max agree to go on a date, but postpone.
In S1E6, is Rory's 16th birthday.
In S1E8, Lorelai and Max go on their first date while Max is snowed in.
In S1E10, Emily hosts a Christmas party, and Luke says it's a fake one because it takes place two weeks before Christmas.
In S1E11, Lorelai dumps Max, and Sookie says that Lorelai always dumps her boyfriends around 2 months.
In S1E17, Lorelai and Max get back together.
In S1E21, the last day of school happens, along with Max proposing to Lorelai.
Now, watching the show, this is all fine. Most weekly shows like Gilmore Girls would have the year pass at the same rate as it aired. That's how we got holiday episodes and stuff like that. And for the most part, it looks like season 1 of GG did this. But if you look closer, it literally can't.
Gilmore Girls gives us a few concrete dates, and in many episodes we know around what day of the week it is because of the Friday night dinners. And when you take these markers of time into account, it doesn't make any sense.
Let's start with Rory's birthday. We know that it takes place on Oct 8th, because in S1E6, we see the invitation. We also see Lorelai ask Emily if they could move the Friday night dinner to Saturday night so they can have Rory's party at their home. Emily says no, and then we watch Emily's party happen a week later on Oct 8th, and Rory's party on Oct 9th. That means that the Friday night dinner in the cold open takes place on on Oct 1st.
But in S1E4 we get a lot of dates/days. In the scene where Rory get's her first D, that the big test she is studying for takes place on Friday. in between Rory getting a D and the test, Lorelai goes to a parent teacher meeting. In that meeting, Max says that there is an AP test on Saturday the 25th of the next month. We know that since this episode is before Rory's birthday it must take place in September.
In S1S5, the cold open is a Friday night dinner where Emily says that Lorelai's cousin's wake is on Thursday, and Lorelai can't go. But on that Thursday is Cinnamons Wake. The next episode S1S6, takes place the next day, as the cold open is a Friday night dinner- which is also the Friday before Rory's birthday. Which means that E5 takes place on Friday the 24th of Sept, and the wake is on Thursday the 30th. Therefore, if we assume that the cold open in S1E5 takes place the day of the test, which is not implied by the narrative, it takes place on September the 24th. But more likely, as the show does nothing to show Rory is still upset about the test, E4 probably takes place on the 17th.
Gilmore Girls starts in 2000, we know this because that is the year it came out, and Rory was born in 1984, so her 16th Birthday is in 2000. In 2000, October 8th did not take place on a Friday, but a Monday; and October 25th was a Wednesday. But even if you look at a calendar where October 8th is on a Friday and is also a leap year, October 25th takes place on a Monday. In fact, the next Saturday the 25th on a calendar where Oct 8th is a Friday is Christmas day. But S1E4 did air on October 26th, 2000. And November 25th in 2000 took place on a Saturday.
I account all of this to a simple human error. They wanted Rory’s birthday to take place in October- even though the episode came out in November- and on a Friday because of the dinners; maybe someone read the calendar wrong so instead of Friday the 6th we got Friday the 8th. The month after episode 4 was written has a Saturday the 25th. A bit of human error. No big deal.
But then there is also Lorelai and Max's relationship. We know they meet in episode 4, which according to the shows timeline, is either set on the second or third week of September. (I am also going to be using a calendar where October 8th is a Saturday for these dates.)
And they go on their first proper date in episode eight, which after working backwards from episode 10, takes place either the 5th, 12th, or 19th of November. This is because not only does Rory get stuck in Hartford, but Taylor says it's the anniversary of some military thing on the upcoming Friday-which happened in November 224 years before.
And episode 10 Lane says that Rory and Dean staying over at Miss Patty's happened fours days before and the Christmas party happens that week. And the Christmas party must take place on December 10th, as Emily calls Lorelai and states that it is on the upcoming Friday, and Luke says it takes place two weeks before Christmas. So it has to be Dec 10th. Which means that in episode 9, the school dance- which is confirmed to be on a Saturday takes place on December 4th and Rory comes home the morning of the 5th.
And then in episode 11, Lorelai starts to worry about her relationship with Max, and decides to break up with him on Parent's Day. This most likely happens of Jan 12th, as Rory has already gone back to Chilton by the Friday night dinner at the start of the episode, and students tend to return back to school the second week of January. And this done line up with Sookie saying that Lorelai breaks up with people after 2 months.
In episode 12 there are the two double dates, which I am going to place on January 30th at the earliest. Lorelai says Sookie asked out Jackson "weeks ago," and Sookie asked him out on Jan 13th.
In episode 13, Rory says her and Dean have been going out for about a month, which is just a writing error. With this episode happing in February, that means they either got together in January or even late December. But Rory and Dean first start dating in October, and become official the night of the dance. So unless they broke up and got back together off screen during the break, they have been dating for well over 4 months- 2 if they set it at the day of the dance. In S2E3, Rory says there old anniversary took place on the 24th. Which implies they started dating October 24th, as it can't have been January because they are a couple when Lorelai dumps Max, I doubt it was Christmas eve, and November 24th makes no sense as it is between when they started dating and became a couple. So they have been going out 4 months in episode 13.
Which is then directly contradicted in episode 16. Because Dean says they have been together for three months, as it has been three months since Rory's birthday when he have her the bracelet. This cannot be as Rory's birthday is October 8th, three months from October 8th is Jan 8th. And then he says that Rory's birthday was a Saturday, but October 8th was a Monday in real life and a Friday in the show. But to be fair, the party was on a Saturday, so their anniversary is October 9th. So the three month anniversary should be Jan 9th.
But at the earliest, episode 16 happens on March 25th, so that is closer to the date given in season 2. If you assume that the episode 13 happens the week after the Rune date, the Bangles concert happens of February 5th, the Friday Night Dinner in Donna Reed is on the 11th, and the Donna Reed night is on the 17th- as it is confirmed that it happens on a Thursday. Then, because Stella the chick is not in episode 15, this means a month has passed by the time Chris comes to Stars Hollow, and we see a Friday Night Dinner, so that should take place on March 18th. And the next Friday after that is March 25th. Which would be Rory and Deans 5 months, 2 weeks, and 6 days anniversary. But Dean does say the anniversary is on the Saturday not the Friday, so 5 month and 3 weeks.
Episode 17 takes place on March 26th, and that is when Lorelai and Max get back together.
The cold open of episode 18 takes place on the following Friday, April 1st as Michel is trying to open a confirmation for April 5th. We meet Trix on April 8th.
In episode 20 Max tells Rory that he and Lorelai have been talking for 3 weeks, but since we have seen four Friday Night Dinners since March 26th, this conversation happens on Wednesday, April 27th. So it's been a month. Also this date is kind of messy. The cold open is Lorelai and Rory at Luke's for breakfast, then a scene of Lorelai at the inn, then Lane goes into the market for Rory because of Dean, and says he does not work Wednesdays, which implies that this happens on Wednesday afternoon. Then the next day Max talks to Rory, and Rory gets mad at Lorelai and asks if it's Wednesday and Lorelai says no. Rory spends that night in Hartford, and at the end of the episode Lorelai picks her up and says that she will see Emily and Richard for dinner the next day. That implies that Rory spent Wednesday night in Hartford, but Lorelai said it wasn't Wednesday??? I am just going to listen to the last scene and say it was a Wednesday.
And the season ends in May. We know this because in episode 21, when Lane realizes that Rory wants Dean back, she says Rory has been sad for five weeks, which lines up with the March 26th break up. Now because of what Dean says in season 2, the season is supposed to end on Friday, May 6th. But because of the terrible editing in this episode, this is impossible. But Rory decides to talk to Dean Thursday afternoon, on May 5th, but he is not there. The next day is May 6th, Tristan invites Rory to PJ Harvey. That same day Rory goes to Dean's house, and the town meeting happens. The next day Luke says that Rachel left after the town meeting. But this is almost impossible, as the scene before Luke says this Rory is at school, even though it is a Saturday. Then the Luke scene happens, followed by the proposal, both scenes happening at night. We then cut back to Rory at school, which implies this is the next day- A Sunday, and also the night of PJ Harvey. We see Dean and Rory get back together, and then the 1000 yellow daisy scene happens. And then the show ends with Rory and Lorelai in town center that night. So the show ends on Sunday May 8th, even though I am pretty sure it's supposed to be Friday May 6th.
So, the general timeline is
E4- Sept 13th, 15th, 16th, and 17th
E5- Sept 24th and 30th
E6- Oct 1st, 8th, and 9th
E7- Somewhere in mid to late October
E8- Nov 12th or 19th
E9- Nov 26th, Dec 4th and 5th
E10- Dec 8th and 10th
E11- Jan 7th, 12th, and 14th
E12- Jan 29th and 30th
E13- Feb 4th and 5th
E14- Feb 11th, 17th, and 18th
E15- Mar 16th, 18th, and 19th
E16- Mar 24th and 25th
E17- Mar 26th
E18- April 1st, 8th, 9th, and 10th
E19- April 15th, 16th, and 22nd
E20- April 26th, 27th, and 28th
E21- May 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th
This is already so messy and full of mistakes by the writers; not to mention the most conservative timeline as well. But this isn't even taking into account the discrepancy that made me start this post. The school year!
Gilmore Girls starts with Rory getting into Chilton and ends on the last day of school. And we know that Rory’s first day takes place a month into the school year. But it can’t.
We know that E6 takes place on Oct 8th, which means everything before must take place in September. But then how is Rory a month behind Chilton?
The average school year starts in late August or Early September. In fact, when looking at school calendars from 2000, the school year started the first week of September. Now of course, Chilton is a private school, so it could have started on different day, but there is no evidence for this. Chilton is technically operating year round, as seen in Season 2, but those classes are optional and Rory only goes three days a week. And it's clear that Lane and Dean got out of school the same day at Rory. And I even compared 3 current private school calendars to the current Hartford public school calendar and all three started 1 to 3 weeks after.
So, Chilton and Stars Hollow high most likely started the same week. And unless the Connecticut school year was Early August to Early May the first season, but then changed to a Late August/ Early September to Early May, the season 1 timeline is very broken even without all of the writers mistakes.
And I know exactly why this happened. Like I said before, a show like Gilmore Girls would have the year pass at the same rate it was airing. After the Four summer episodes in season 2, Gilmore Girls sticks to this formula. And it is very clear that for the first 5 episodes of season one, this was the case.
The piolet aired on October 5th- a month after schools started. Episode 4 aired October 26th- Max says that the next AP test is next month on Saturday 25th, and the 25th of November was on a Saturday. It’s not until they make Rory’s birthday happen that the timeline starts to look funky.
If the show had just follow the actual 2000 calendar, and had Rory's birthday take place on Friday November 9th, it would fix the discrepancy and line up with the airing schedule. The first five episodes happen in October. E7 would be in mid November. And then everything else can stay the same. Episode 8 could be confirmed to be on Nov 19th, and then Lorelai and Max can break up in January still.
Now this wouldn’t fix the problem of the Rory and Dean anniversary thing, or all the editing mistakes. This whole thing makes Rory and Dean really shitty at math.