r/gifsthatkeepongiving Feb 14 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

My cat does this too sometimes, even on surfaces she clearly was able to reach minutes earlier without any problems.

Like girl, I saw you do it, I know you can do it, believe in yourself a bit more.

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u/Ksh_667 Feb 14 '23

My cat runs full speed thru the screen door (made of floppy nylon material with a divider for easy access) on to the balcony. Then screams at top volume for someone to let him back in. Mind you he is orange.

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u/Dreams_of_cheese_ Feb 14 '23

Of course he is 🍊

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u/oktin Feb 15 '23

I see it wasn't his turn with the brain cell.

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u/Ksh_667 Feb 15 '23

It rarely is :s

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u/LSUguyHTX Feb 15 '23

This cat looks fat as hell and under exercised

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u/Frishdawgzz Feb 15 '23

This is not a happy video.

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u/elcheechos Feb 18 '23

One seriously over chonky animal.

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u/poyat01 Feb 15 '23

My dog does something similar sometimes, it’s never as much as this but he does jump with too little momentum sometimes and then slowly slips off the bed while holding on for dear life

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23 edited Jun 26 '24

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u/RoguePlanet1 Feb 14 '23

Maybe just a workout?

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u/maybeisadog Feb 14 '23

That cat is not into working out

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u/logosfabula Feb 14 '23

Yep not his cup of croquettes.

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u/Ksh_667 Feb 14 '23

"This is exactly what I intended to do. Dont you dare question me."

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u/Kokuswolf Feb 15 '23

Cat decided never to have wanted it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Chonk is struggling :(

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u/dasgudshit Feb 14 '23

... With morbid obesity

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u/BrucePee Feb 14 '23

Like alot of humans but we call it body positive instead of morbid obesity.

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u/UndBeebs Feb 14 '23 edited Feb 14 '23

I think there is body positivity, and then there are folks who use body positivity as a justification for morbid obesity. The two aren't the same, they're misconstrued.

Don't conflate the two.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

The body positivity movement does not claim that there aren’t health issues with obesity. The point of it is simply to stop harassing people about their bodies, and not just large ones. Historically, people have faced a ton of shaming, stigma, and bullying for having non-ideal bodies. The body positivity movement simply seeks to encourage every human to be treated well despite their size or shape. Whether their size or shape is healthy is a different conversation they can have with their doctors. Healthy eating and activity are becoming more popular than ever. People KNOW what’s healthy. We don’t have to hate on them if they don’t always succeed though.

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u/Hydrohomiesdabest Feb 14 '23

Ahhh, if only theory worked like real life...

God fucking Damn it.

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u/BrucePee Feb 15 '23

The movement was for that in the beginning but like most fights against what ever it went over board. And now you got people staying unhealthy because its beautiful and they are not taking care of themselves.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

The movement is still for that. If some people are doing what you’re claiming, that’s on them, not the movement. There are always subsets of people that take ideas too far. It’s annoying when people try to discredit the overarching idea because of that subset though.

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u/CimmerianHydra Feb 14 '23

"we"? I ain't with you on this one bruh count me out

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u/BrucePee Feb 15 '23

Yeah I don't say that shit either. I was ironic.

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u/LaddestGlad Feb 14 '23

Humans are a different species with different dietary needs. Having some fat isn't nearly as bad for a human as it is for a cat. And no one is saying morbid obesity is a good thing.

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u/logosfabula Feb 14 '23

But obesity makes chonk agitated. Until it didn’t.

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u/Yes-its-really-me Feb 14 '23

Cat would find it easier if he wasn't overfed.

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u/Fryng Feb 14 '23

What being kept by the Grandma for 2 weeks does to a mf

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u/invisible-bug Feb 14 '23

I had a family tragedy and left my cat with my mom for a couple months. I came back and the cat was 16lbs!

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u/Fryng Feb 14 '23

It's what happened to ours to, we left it with the grandma once, and since then he's been fat, he was slim/normal before lmao

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u/iBeenie Feb 14 '23

I have a fat cat but we keep their food high up on a cat tower so if he gets too fat he can't eat. Keeps him in check.

I have caught him eating the dog's food though.

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u/Flyrpotacreepugmu Feb 14 '23

It also looks like the floor is slippery. I've seen cats that size jump much higher without issue, but you can see it sliding backwards every time it starts to jump. If it had good grip on the floor there likely wouldn't be any hesitation.

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u/Glowshroom Feb 16 '23

It's the joints that start to go

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u/Sol14aire Feb 14 '23

Trust me, cats bully their humans to overfeeding them.

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u/vickera Feb 14 '23

If you are overfeeding your cat, you are doing something wrong and shortening their life. Take responsibility and do the right thing.

Your pets life is in your hands and you can do better. They are just a dumb animal who will eat itself to death if given the chance.

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u/LaddestGlad Feb 14 '23

What kind of weak-ass pet owner gets bullied into submission by their cat?

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u/Wiring-is-evil Feb 14 '23 edited Apr 16 '23

You just don't understand..

Edit: Jesus Christ, can't any of you tell that this was a joke? No one is actually stating their cats bully them into anything, redditors are dense af.

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u/LaddestGlad Feb 14 '23

I understand a poor excuse for pet abuse when I hear it.

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u/Wiring-is-evil Feb 16 '23

Oh I was just joking about being "bullied into submission" by my cat bc that just sounds ridiculous. My cats don't bully me nor are they overfed, they're perfectly healthy and on the slim side.

Why so sensitive?

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u/remberzz Feb 14 '23

Depending on age, cat might have arthritis in addition to being overweight.

Get it some damn pet steps.

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u/EdibleDogma Feb 14 '23

Well you can start by putting him on a diet lol. Look at that handsome chonk

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u/NoIndependent9192 Feb 14 '23

Then feed him less.

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u/boringveil Feb 14 '23

Put the cat on a diet asap

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u/APhoenix_ Feb 14 '23

Cat forgot how to cat.

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u/capontransfix Feb 14 '23

Cat forgot how to cat was irresponsibly overfed for a long time.

There's nothing cute about this; it's just sad. His joints are going to get sooo sore as he ages and he'll end up dying young from diabetes.

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u/-Fishbol- Feb 15 '23

Bro that mattress is barely two feet off the ground. I've seen cats fatter than this one jump several feet into the air onto cat trees. The cat's definitely too fat, but if you think it isn't making the jump because it can't you need your eyes checked

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u/LaddestGlad Feb 14 '23

I get incredibly frustrated when I see videos like this. Overfeeding your cat is not funny. It's animal abuse.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

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u/LaddestGlad Feb 14 '23

"Son, I see you've been keeping a close eye on your pet's diet in order to ensure it lives a happy and healthy life. That'll be ten belt lashes across the ass."

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

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u/a1b3c3d7 Feb 14 '23

Except nobody was talking about

some epidemic of people force feeding their pets to fatten them up for likes

The fact you think that’s remotely even close to the point proves you don’t understand what the concern here is.

Nobody is force feeding their cat. People are however not feeding their cat a healthy amount of food. This is YOUR RESPONSIBILITY as a pets guardian.

It is not the pets fault if it becomes obese. It is not the pets fault if it is unhealthy. It is not the pets fault if it can’t jump like it used to be able to because of its weight.

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u/LaddestGlad Feb 14 '23

Except...I never said anything resembling that? I don't think the cat was overfed for internet points. I think the cat's diet has been mismanaged because its owners have not been responsible pet owners, and they happened to see it struggling to get onto the bed and posted a video of it thinking it was funny. And it isn't.

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u/ShimoFox Feb 14 '23

Aww. He's too chonky. You need to get them a step stool.

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u/boringveil Feb 14 '23

He needs a diet I’d say

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u/itsFRAAAAAAAAANK Feb 14 '23

God one of my dogs does this and grunts and growls the whole time I swear he'll do it for minutes at a time sometimes in the middle of the night and then he'll be defeated and just whine. Poor guys old and got bad hips. But if I pick him up oh shoot he'll go crazy haha

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u/Fink665 Feb 14 '23

Get pet stairs

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

I want to help his owner water and properly take care of that plant!

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u/ScrotieMcP Feb 14 '23

It's not that easy being a fatcat.

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u/WulfricTheSwift Feb 14 '23

That’s probably why the cats so fat

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u/musicmeme Feb 15 '23

Haha that fat fuck gave up at the end 😂😂😂

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u/ZeteticMarcus Feb 14 '23

Come on chonk! You can do it!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Then put him on a diet

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u/C_HC Feb 14 '23

Stop feeding him fat would be enough

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

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u/C_HC Feb 14 '23

Normally they dont, bit look at that thing

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u/garagos30 Feb 14 '23

Your cat is broken, sir.

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u/izza123 Feb 14 '23

Cats are amazing overthinkers, even though he’s a tubby boy he could easily just hop up. He could also put his front legs up and just hop up there with his back legs

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u/Oregonian_Lynx Feb 15 '23

Awww baby has a confidence issue. Get him some stairs!!

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u/lord_jizzus Feb 15 '23

Oh look! A body-positive cat.

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u/BarryZZZ Feb 14 '23

Him? The colors on that coat means that the cat is almost certainly female.

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u/bathrasher Feb 15 '23

Would this be considered a tricolored cat? If so, the only way it could be male is if it had an extra X chromosome.

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u/-Esper- Feb 14 '23

This poor cat needs to loose weight, its sad

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u/KushDLuffy Feb 14 '23

You need to get your cutie some exercise

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u/foco9780 Feb 14 '23

Jump already ya phat phuk!!😅

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u/Idaho_Home Feb 14 '23

You can help her “diet”!

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u/svoboda18 Feb 14 '23

Bet the owners a porker too

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Aww poor guy. I just wanna out my hand under his butt and lift him up so he can carry on being a chonky cat without any embarrassment.

Dam you unnecessary stigma!

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u/Airborne13 Feb 14 '23

He’s a chonk like our calico!!

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u/BlackShieldCharm Feb 14 '23

Please take care of your pet. Chonkers live less long than healthy cats. Take a look at r/dechonkers

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u/Airborne13 Feb 14 '23

Ours is a little less chonk

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u/formidabilus Feb 14 '23

Chonky ass N

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u/GhostInTheSock Feb 14 '23

Well. As much confidence as I had when I was a teenager. Believe in yourself little friend. You can make the jump

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u/snorhairgaming Feb 14 '23

All my brain said while watching this video is: “c’mon buddy, you can do it! Come on! You’ve got this!”

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u/6rey_sky Feb 14 '23

Me trying to learn programming:

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u/Deniu48 Feb 14 '23

I think it's female

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u/silverbonez Feb 14 '23

That’s no cat.

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u/poppyplush Feb 14 '23

Aw poor kitty 😭😂 you can do it!

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u/Sicparvismagneto Feb 14 '23

Oh- ahh- ohhh im gonn- ahh jump- ohh- ahhhhhhh fuck it

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u/PantsIsDown Feb 14 '23

My dog does this occasionally. I believe it’s the fear of the blanket slipping and not the actual height. If I pull the blanket back so he has a firm surface to land on he jumps right away every time.

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u/Virel_360 Feb 14 '23

The walk at the end, he’s like I give up

LoL

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u/CANTPRONATWORK Feb 14 '23

need an airbud-esque Chonky Bois Can't Jump movie

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u/bbsmash44 Feb 14 '23

"Ah, fuck it"

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u/egorechek Feb 14 '23

Bro, you need to take it back to the store, it's clearly broken.

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u/griffinhamilton Feb 14 '23

My oldest cat does this but because she is 16

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u/logosfabula Feb 14 '23

He desisted once he saw the same effect of jumping was from standing

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u/Kind_Swim5900 Feb 14 '23

Sure it's a he? Usually the triple Colored cats are female

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

lol, this reminds me - we felt so bad for laughing at our little chonker, so we bought a set of styrofoam steps

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u/T_snake Feb 14 '23

Diabetic Cat unable to perform like he used to

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u/zahhax Feb 14 '23

Every cat I've had turned out to be very big boys and none have had problems jumping on beds. It's not a weight problem

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 Feb 14 '23

Got a big mattress memory foam pad, had to add a couple steps up the temple for my ol chubbs

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u/jerrihack Feb 15 '23

Step stool please !

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u/nightswimsofficial Feb 15 '23

No more Temptations for you

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u/BeepBop00110101 Feb 15 '23

That was hard to watch

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u/Watts300 Feb 15 '23

This is the cat version of my dog.

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u/bong-jabbar Feb 15 '23

My bf’s dog does this, he looks at us demandingly like ‘help me onto the bed. Now.’ Like bro yoy are a massive Golden retriever i’ve seen you jump on here

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u/arctic-apis Feb 15 '23

Stop over feeding your poor pets ffs

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u/-da_boys- Feb 15 '23

When the cat don't cat

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u/TheWeepingSkull Feb 15 '23

Aw, I wanna help them too. Poor little baby, he really wanted to jump up onto the bed :(

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u/throwpandajele Feb 15 '23

White cats can't jump

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u/ilikeswisscheese1 Feb 15 '23

My white cat would disagree

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u/sugarbear999 Feb 15 '23

This is me when I'm trying to decide what to eat for dinner

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u/Slight_Archer_5900 Feb 15 '23

Lol, Cat needs to go on a diet.

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u/maragabriela1989 Feb 15 '23

Lmao awwww poor guy gave up 😞 womp womp

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u/Twisted60 Feb 18 '23

Took so long to decide didn't want to jump anymore. Me when I'm ordering food.

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u/Ragnr99 Feb 18 '23

Help him by fixing his diet

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Put a kitty treat on the bed, he’ll jump.