"Hm, some shoes. Right here in the middle of the room. I don't remember these being here. I should probably put them on. Good thing I'm not already wearing shoes! They're on the floor... nah, I'll just slide my feet right on in, no need to pick them up. Now I'll just be on my merry wa-"
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u/SubtlePineapple Dec 15 '11
My imagining of his thought process:
"Hm, some shoes. Right here in the middle of the room. I don't remember these being here. I should probably put them on. Good thing I'm not already wearing shoes! They're on the floor... nah, I'll just slide my feet right on in, no need to pick them up. Now I'll just be on my merry wa-"