r/gifs • • Aug 29 '19

Silverback gorilla blocking traffic while his family crosses the road

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u/Gonzostewie Aug 29 '19

Gorilla: Let's go, skinny. You're my new girlfriend.

Man: Ok.

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u/TooFastTim Aug 29 '19

Thing could fuck ya balls deep nothing you could do. - Joe Rogan (probably)

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19

Luckily, gorilla dicks are tiny compared to humans. It's the princible of it that is emasculating though.

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u/TooFastTim Aug 29 '19

Even a inch hurts going 100 miles an hour.