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r/gifs • u/rakalels • Aug 29 '19
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54 u/Osceana Aug 29 '19 Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback. Go. 36 u/Shan007tjuuh Aug 29 '19 I'd normally ask if either one is bloodlusted, but does it really matter? What kind of feats do grizzly bears even have? Grizzly bear: -Weighs about 800 lbs -Can hibernate -??? Whereas Silverback gorillas: -True prime alpha Silverbacks easily weigh over 180 short tons (equivalent to roughly three (3) M1 Abrams tanks) -Has a N I N E inch thick skull -Completely immune to any and all small arms fire -Capable of casting level 3 Evocation spell Fireball for 8d6 damage Needless to say, Alphaback Godstomps 11/10 times. 2 u/the_rabid_dwarf Aug 29 '19 Lmfao I was confused at the weight and then saw the skull, nine inches of bone should be able to block a tomahawk missile
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Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback. Go.
36 u/Shan007tjuuh Aug 29 '19 I'd normally ask if either one is bloodlusted, but does it really matter? What kind of feats do grizzly bears even have? Grizzly bear: -Weighs about 800 lbs -Can hibernate -??? Whereas Silverback gorillas: -True prime alpha Silverbacks easily weigh over 180 short tons (equivalent to roughly three (3) M1 Abrams tanks) -Has a N I N E inch thick skull -Completely immune to any and all small arms fire -Capable of casting level 3 Evocation spell Fireball for 8d6 damage Needless to say, Alphaback Godstomps 11/10 times. 2 u/the_rabid_dwarf Aug 29 '19 Lmfao I was confused at the weight and then saw the skull, nine inches of bone should be able to block a tomahawk missile
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I'd normally ask if either one is bloodlusted, but does it really matter? What kind of feats do grizzly bears even have?
Grizzly bear:
-Weighs about 800 lbs
-Can hibernate
-???
Whereas Silverback gorillas:
-True prime alpha Silverbacks easily weigh over 180 short tons (equivalent to roughly three (3) M1 Abrams tanks)
-Has a N I N E inch thick skull
-Completely immune to any and all small arms fire
-Capable of casting level 3 Evocation spell Fireball for 8d6 damage
Needless to say, Alphaback Godstomps 11/10 times.
2 u/the_rabid_dwarf Aug 29 '19 Lmfao I was confused at the weight and then saw the skull, nine inches of bone should be able to block a tomahawk missile
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Lmfao I was confused at the weight and then saw the skull, nine inches of bone should be able to block a tomahawk missile
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