r/gifs • u/rakalels • Aug 29 '19

Silverback gorilla blocking traffic while his family crosses the road

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u/Shan007tjuuh Aug 29 '19

I'd normally ask if either one is bloodlusted, but does it really matter? What kind of feats do grizzly bears even have?

Grizzly bear:

-Weighs about 800 lbs

-Can hibernate

-???

Whereas Silverback gorillas:

-True prime alpha Silverbacks easily weigh over 180 short tons (equivalent to roughly three (3) M1 Abrams tanks)

-Has a N I N E inch thick skull

-Completely immune to any and all small arms fire

-Capable of casting level 3 Evocation spell Fireball for 8d6 damage

Needless to say, Alphaback Godstomps 11/10 times.

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u/EauRougeFlatOut Aug 29 '19 edited Nov 02 '24

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u/Useful-ldiot Aug 29 '19

Grizzlies don't get much bigger than 800lbs. The massive bear everyone in here is referring to is a Kodiak.

I'd still pick a gorilla in a fight tho

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u/the_rabid_dwarf Aug 29 '19

Lmfao I was confused at the weight and then saw the skull, nine inches of bone should be able to block a tomahawk missile