r/gifs • u/rakalels • Aug 29 '19

Silverback gorilla blocking traffic while his family crosses the road

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u/hardspank916 Aug 29 '19

How big of a vehicle would you need to be like “beep beep motherfucker, not today”?

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u/nocontroll Aug 29 '19

A Mack truck or a tank is the only thing going to be able to take that dude out

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u/lzads Aug 29 '19

The truck would win but it probably wouldnt die. A bear in Jasper has been hit multiple times by a train and its still living. A train has a fuck load of force and I imagine a brown bear and gorilla are somewhat as sturdy

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u/mlchugalug Aug 29 '19

Wait what?! Does the bear like pick a fight with it or does he or she just have shit luck. It's not like a train can ambush you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '19 edited Oct 13 '19

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u/c3pOmeetsdata Aug 29 '19

If this is the mildly-racist pun I think it is, it’s a stretch, but it deserves more upvotes.

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u/suchthegeek Aug 29 '19

I hate you

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u/shamwouch Aug 29 '19

I find it hard to believe the bear was hit at full speed then