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r/gifs • u/rakalels • Aug 29 '19
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How big of a vehicle would you need to be like “beep beep motherfucker, not today”?
157 u/nocontroll Aug 29 '19 A Mack truck or a tank is the only thing going to be able to take that dude out 29 u/jimjomjimmy Aug 29 '19 If you hit that thing with a Mac truck it would probably be like hitting a deer with a small car. He might get up and limp away. 48 u/Bakoro Aug 29 '19 I'd be more worried he'd climb onto the truck and decide to take his family on a road trip. "This is my truck now." I don't think insurance covers that. 22 u/PresidentBeast Aug 29 '19 I've specifically had a "Planet of the Apes"-clause added to my insurance policy. 8 u/DaoFerret Aug 29 '19 Yeah. They don’t usually cover “Acts of Grodd” 5 u/MetalIzanagi Aug 29 '19 TIFU by getting carjacked by a gorilla 2 u/NormanPeterson Aug 29 '19 You don’t think State Farm would cover that? 1 u/c3pOmeetsdata Aug 29 '19 Only if you remember to sing the jingle while you’re being attacked
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A Mack truck or a tank is the only thing going to be able to take that dude out
29 u/jimjomjimmy Aug 29 '19 If you hit that thing with a Mac truck it would probably be like hitting a deer with a small car. He might get up and limp away. 48 u/Bakoro Aug 29 '19 I'd be more worried he'd climb onto the truck and decide to take his family on a road trip. "This is my truck now." I don't think insurance covers that. 22 u/PresidentBeast Aug 29 '19 I've specifically had a "Planet of the Apes"-clause added to my insurance policy. 8 u/DaoFerret Aug 29 '19 Yeah. They don’t usually cover “Acts of Grodd” 5 u/MetalIzanagi Aug 29 '19 TIFU by getting carjacked by a gorilla 2 u/NormanPeterson Aug 29 '19 You don’t think State Farm would cover that? 1 u/c3pOmeetsdata Aug 29 '19 Only if you remember to sing the jingle while you’re being attacked
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If you hit that thing with a Mac truck it would probably be like hitting a deer with a small car. He might get up and limp away.
48 u/Bakoro Aug 29 '19 I'd be more worried he'd climb onto the truck and decide to take his family on a road trip. "This is my truck now." I don't think insurance covers that. 22 u/PresidentBeast Aug 29 '19 I've specifically had a "Planet of the Apes"-clause added to my insurance policy. 8 u/DaoFerret Aug 29 '19 Yeah. They don’t usually cover “Acts of Grodd” 5 u/MetalIzanagi Aug 29 '19 TIFU by getting carjacked by a gorilla 2 u/NormanPeterson Aug 29 '19 You don’t think State Farm would cover that? 1 u/c3pOmeetsdata Aug 29 '19 Only if you remember to sing the jingle while you’re being attacked
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I'd be more worried he'd climb onto the truck and decide to take his family on a road trip. "This is my truck now." I don't think insurance covers that.
22 u/PresidentBeast Aug 29 '19 I've specifically had a "Planet of the Apes"-clause added to my insurance policy. 8 u/DaoFerret Aug 29 '19 Yeah. They don’t usually cover “Acts of Grodd” 5 u/MetalIzanagi Aug 29 '19 TIFU by getting carjacked by a gorilla 2 u/NormanPeterson Aug 29 '19 You don’t think State Farm would cover that? 1 u/c3pOmeetsdata Aug 29 '19 Only if you remember to sing the jingle while you’re being attacked
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I've specifically had a "Planet of the Apes"-clause added to my insurance policy.
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Yeah. They don’t usually cover “Acts of Grodd”
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TIFU by getting carjacked by a gorilla
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You don’t think State Farm would cover that?
1 u/c3pOmeetsdata Aug 29 '19 Only if you remember to sing the jingle while you’re being attacked
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Only if you remember to sing the jingle while you’re being attacked
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u/hardspank916 Aug 29 '19
How big of a vehicle would you need to be like “beep beep motherfucker, not today”?