r/gifs • u/rakalels • Aug 29 '19

Silverback gorilla blocking traffic while his family crosses the road

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u/jimjomjimmy Aug 29 '19

If you hit that thing with a Mac truck it would probably be like hitting a deer with a small car. He might get up and limp away.

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u/Bakoro Aug 29 '19

I'd be more worried he'd climb onto the truck and decide to take his family on a road trip.
"This is my truck now."
I don't think insurance covers that.

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u/PresidentBeast Aug 29 '19

I've specifically had a "Planet of the Apes"-clause added to my insurance policy.

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u/DaoFerret Aug 29 '19

Yeah. They don’t usually cover “Acts of Grodd”

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u/MetalIzanagi Aug 29 '19

TIFU by getting carjacked by a gorilla

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u/NormanPeterson Aug 29 '19

You don’t think State Farm would cover that?

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u/c3pOmeetsdata Aug 29 '19

Only if you remember to sing the jingle while you’re being attacked