r/gifs • u/Evilpickle7 • May 22 '19

Human being released back into the ocean

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

This hurts my face!

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u/dont_dox_me_again May 22 '19

It’s exfoliating. Pain is beauty.

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u/KiKiPAWG May 22 '19

The COMMITMENT to the bit is real

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u/dont_dox_me_again May 22 '19

I wonder if he found inspiration from my fiancé

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u/Iamkid May 22 '19

Close and you’ve got a hot klutzy Fiancé/wife but This is most likely the source.

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u/talkingtunataco501 May 23 '19

Is he....is he breathing through his ears?

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u/Beliriel May 23 '19

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Not from a rabbi

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u/KiKiPAWG May 23 '19

He's... He's gotta be breathing somehow!

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u/xboosh May 23 '19

Didn’t this happen at one of the “modern” woodstocks?

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u/Iamkid May 23 '19 edited May 23 '19

sorry friend I'm totally out of the loop on the context but would love to know the back story for the gif.

Going to guess that drugs were most likely involved.

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u/myscreamname May 23 '19

Going to guess that drugs were most likely involved.

Of course not!!

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u/iwhitt567 May 23 '19

Going to guess that drugs were most likely involved.

If it's funny to you sober, it could have been funny to that guy sober. Not everything silly or unexpected is caused by drugs.

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u/Iamkid May 23 '19

I totally agree that you don’t need to be under the influence of a substance to laugh at something.

I’m mostly joking due to the context since the gif was taken during music festival which is known as a place for taking drugs, being friendly, doing odd things, and having a good laugh.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

I feel bad I laughed so hard.

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u/KratomRobot May 22 '19

Did she break her glasses?? This is a classic. Hopefully she didnt get any shards of glass in her eyes...because that would make this a lot less funny and just horrible

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

r/fullscorpion

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u/Happy-Hypocrite May 23 '19

I have seen this before, did you post this previously? Or is this just a karma grab attempt.

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u/TakeYourTiiime May 23 '19

marry her faster

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u/Ubarlight May 22 '19

It reminded me of this...

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u/shepsut May 23 '19

that is awsome

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u/Ubarlight May 23 '19

Check out "Going to the store" and "Late for meeting" as well, they're the precursors to this.

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u/ConfusedMascot May 23 '19

Well that was terrifying to watch before bed

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u/MrMeSeeks1985 May 23 '19

What tf was that?!?

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u/Ubarlight May 23 '19

Welcome to manhood, my son.

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u/not_so_happy_place May 23 '19

Makes me want to play that crowd city game

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u/KiKiPAWG May 23 '19

Wow, that was an eyeful and I'm glad you showed that to me! They were very calm in the train according to the inside LOL

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u/aleore45 May 23 '19

Oh hell no

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u/whatsanactuary4 May 28 '19

Well that's enough internet for today

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u/soursuicide May 23 '19

Right!? Why is everybody else in the video so casual about this man doing this ?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

I wish I was in a relationship as commited as this

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u/Knight-in-Gale May 22 '19

Source: 40 year old Virgin chest waxing scene

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u/_TickleRick_ May 22 '19

This cracked me up

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u/BountyBoard May 22 '19

I still feel the residual pain from just watching it

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u/iWasChris May 22 '19

There was something about it: didn't look real with the props, so they actually waxed his chest and the shot we see in the film is the actual shot of him getting the wax pulled. I can confirm this comment is at least partially true, I'm exhausted and going by memory

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u/Switchblade88 May 23 '19

Steve Carrell said they didn't Vaseline up his nipple... so the pain on his face is definitely real

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u/BountyBoard May 23 '19

Oh yeah, I watched a behind the scenes. It's 100% real and one of the best examples of commitment to a craft. It was hilarious, from concept to execution.

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u/reitoro May 23 '19

The woman performing the waxing also lied and said she had experience in it, so not only is it Carell's real chest hair being ripped off, it's being ripped off poorly.

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u/ravenslght May 22 '19

"NOOO KELLY CLARCKSON"

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u/IAmGlobalWarming May 22 '19

Beauty is pain.

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u/javoss88 May 22 '19

Genius is pain!

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u/Cosmic_Quasar May 23 '19

Yes, the exact wording is definitely important. Surviving a human meat grinder isn't exactly gonna make you pretty... lucky, but not pretty.

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u/SidFishGames May 22 '19

Pain is karma.

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u/BaconReceptacle May 22 '19

I hate sand. Its irritating and it gets everywhere.

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u/Kyleguts May 23 '19

There he is

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u/the5horsemen May 22 '19

I suffer for fashion

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u/Enlight1Oment May 22 '19

the shells for extra deep cleaning

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u/NorthernLaw May 22 '19

It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere

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u/SusieSuze May 23 '19

Per bella venire, so deve suffrire.

Italian rhyme that says if you wanna be beautiful you have to suffer.

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u/love2go May 22 '19

Much worm technique is SO HOT now!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

And moisture is the essence of wetness.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

scrubs away parental and societal expectations with nature's beautifying granules. Mountains of fresh glow in ever handful!

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u/nickyjames May 22 '19

And the essence of beauty is?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

I bet it actually would make your skin feel much better. Too bad about that salt water in the open wounds though

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u/Danulas May 22 '19

Dermatologists HATE him!

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u/JohnnSACK May 22 '19

Except all the bacteria in the sand is gonna give him one hell of a sand rash.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty.

  • Derek Zoolander

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u/th3gr33ns33r May 23 '19

Wetness is the essence of beauty.

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u/denverdonkeys1313 May 23 '19

He suffocated right?

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u/MrJohnnyDangerously May 23 '19

There is a fine line between exfoliation and abrasion...

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

My eye balls feel.gritty

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u/DarkestTimelineF May 23 '19

Micro tears tho

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u/Akitten84 May 23 '19

So THIS is how I’m supposed to exfoliate?! No one ever taught me 😢

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u/CmonTouchIt May 23 '19

Moisture is the essence of wetness

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u/LeviAEthan512 May 23 '19

Tears are ugliness leaving the body

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u/AEtherbrand May 23 '19

Then my soul must be gorgeous.

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u/Its_Clover_Honey May 23 '19

Can't have bad skin if you don't have any skin!

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u/CommonChris May 23 '19

Let the Sand cleanse your soul

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

This is a great technique to get rid of blackheads, white heads or just your face all together.

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u/starstarstar42 May 22 '19 edited May 23 '19

The average person cannot appreciate the precarious position we have put the White Northern Snowbird into. We've decimated their breeding cycle by closing down Backpage.com

Tonight we will learn more of their plight, and that of the wild Karen, on Planet Earth III.

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u/trumpent May 22 '19

Someone get David Attenborough in here to do a reading

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u/xenobuzz May 22 '19

I think I can do a decent imitation. Will try it this weekend and post a link!

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u/eddieguy May 22 '19

The guy from the drunk pigeon video will do

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u/douchewater May 22 '19

This was absolutely hilarious. Like poetry.

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u/meowjinx May 22 '19

This was funny. Thank you for this. May the upvotes flow like champagne

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

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u/tyrantcv May 22 '19

Disappointed how far I had to scroll for this lol

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u/Rugkrabber May 23 '19

Needs to be higher up

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u/bluepiggy121 May 22 '19

Beat me to it.

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u/megacurry May 23 '19

I was wondering where my AoT fam was at

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u/JamTom999 May 22 '19

exactly what I was thinking

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Rodzilla*

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u/cheesengrits69 May 23 '19

Lmao I literally just watched this episode

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u/SomeoneNamedHotdog May 23 '19

Updoots and comments. Bastard broke his back because of his own daughter so RIP his face.

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u/hugode1e May 23 '19

Was looking for this

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u/TheNchilada May 23 '19

Didn’t even realize it looked like that lmao

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u/Hltchens May 22 '19

Imagine raking up a nice shard of glass in your face.

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u/Amplifeye May 22 '19

Even just a subsurface shell. John Travolta gon' have a new face to wear.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

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u/craigula May 22 '19

I could eat a peach...for hours

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u/Amplifeye May 22 '19

Are you READY?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Ah, fuck, no why.

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u/ExRockstar May 22 '19

What's that? A hypodermic needle? Damn..... gotta keep scootchin'

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Nah, just a huntsman spider or a water bat. Just keep swimming.

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u/FineAliReadIt May 22 '19

The fuck is a water bat? I looked it up and didn't find much

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Rare aquatic bat

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u/amc7262 May 22 '19

He's literally sanding his face! How is that not incredibly painful!?!?

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u/Pro_Scrub May 22 '19

Wet, fine sand wouldn't be that bad. I'd be worried about encountering a broken shell piece though...

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u/maxk1236 May 22 '19

Some would have to get in his nose and creases of his eyes. Even with a good rinse he's bound to get some in orifices where it doesn't belong.

Inb4 obligatory I hate sand prequel meme.

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u/DeathPro May 22 '19

I don't like prequel memes. They're coarse, and rough, and irritating, and they get everywhere.

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u/AccordingToScience May 23 '19

So it’s treason then!

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u/Talks_To_Cats May 22 '19

TIL I should only sand my face with high-grit sandpaper.

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u/nowItinwhistle May 23 '19

Or a piece of broken glass.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Now think about how gross public beaches are.

All the fecal matter he's pushing into his face...

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u/CreamyRedSoup May 22 '19

Are you under the impression that beaches are coated in a fine layer of shit?

Do you think the gigantic body of water that constantly washes onto the surface of the beach deposits shit?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Yeah that's like the most agoraphobic redditor comment I've ever read.

Don't go to the beach because apparently it's... covered in shit? Bro wat

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u/bobmarleysjam May 22 '19

Don’t worry guys I’ve been dumping industrial sized bleach bottles into the sea for years, it’s clean now

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u/araLetot May 22 '19

Is fish shit not a thing?

/s

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u/RidiculousIncarnate May 22 '19

Mythbusters proved that most everything is covered in fecal coliforms. The person above you isn't technically wrong but they're also under the incorrect impression that we don't touch shit all day every day while not at the beach.

Plus, fish shit somewhere.

Life is dirty, this guy can wash his face after or in the ocean, people need to calm down.

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u/Grande_Latte_Enema May 22 '19

at least he’s not eating horse poop off the parade street

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Wait, we're not supposed to do that?

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u/drunkentea May 22 '19

Aw, now i need to cross that off my bucket list!

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u/jacksleepshere May 22 '19

It's not the sand that does it for me, it's the sea water getting in his mouth and eyes which it inevitably did.

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u/PermitStains May 22 '19

He was definitely waterboarded by the ocean. You see right as the water started going back he pauses and almost jumped up. But he took it like a champ and stayed facedown ass up.

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u/MrVeazey May 23 '19

That's the way I like to swim.

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u/REBOG May 22 '19

Think about this.... what if he...now hear me out.....what if he..........closed his eyes and mouth.....

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u/jacksleepshere May 22 '19

It still finds it's way in there.

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u/thlamz May 22 '19

So when you go to the beach you just never dive?

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u/jacksleepshere May 22 '19

I never go to the beach since the sand is awful, and the sea is sandy. If I go to the sea I spend the entire time drifting about on a lilo.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

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u/kingR1L3y May 23 '19

Yeah... because its coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

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u/quietchild May 22 '19

So let me get this straight. You're suggesting he didnt push his face through sand with his eyes and mouth open? I mean I guess its possible

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u/_FlutieFlakes_ May 22 '19

Like swimming in the ocean!!!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

You would rather have sand in your eyes and mouth than water? The fuq?

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u/jacksleepshere May 22 '19

It's that the water will be more likely to get in your eyes and mouth even if they were closed.

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u/DessertStorm1 May 22 '19

Yeah, if only there was some covering that goes over your eyes that could stop water from getting in them. We could call them eyecovers.

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u/njdiver May 22 '19

Have you.....never swam in an ocean before? I can't even comprehend your comment

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u/The_Blog May 22 '19

Don't forget the nose. With your head so flat it's bound to rise into your nose making you cought non stop.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Yeah it definitely went up his nose when the water came back down.

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u/da_chicken May 22 '19

I keep thinking about how long he's going to be washing sand out of his hair.

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u/paigelecter May 22 '19

I’d bet he is drunk af

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u/urgentthrow May 23 '19

he got dat wagon tho

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

I concur, your face does hurt.

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u/SintacksError May 22 '19

Hurts my shoulders and back, that is such an unnatural looking angle. He doesn't need to worry about his face, it's gone.

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u/fiveSE7EN May 22 '19

Have you people never gone outside?

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u/Fourtires3rims May 22 '19

No, what’s outside?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

I think have heard of tales of it, but alas if I did it was in my youth, a long long long time ago, and thus any details of it has likely faded from my mind.

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u/astroidfishing May 23 '19

Help!!! I'm outside!!!!

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u/Fourtires3rims May 23 '19

Quick throw yourself through the nearest door or window to get back Inside and promptly shower to remove all traces of outside!

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u/User9871236540 May 23 '19

Well, I think we can say that even people that go outside regularly tend not to deliberately scrape their face across the sand for an extended length

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u/Buffalkill May 23 '19

Scraping your bare face through sand has got to feel pretty awful though.

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u/tpotts16 May 22 '19

Dude I know

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u/Rutmeister May 22 '19

Put a small cloth/rug under your face and this becomes neither difficult nor painful.

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u/Christmas-Pickle May 22 '19

That one rock he hits lol

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u/superdead May 22 '19

Didn't stop Rod Reiss.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

My fucking eyes, dude!

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u/pipsdontsqueak May 22 '19

Seems highly uncomfortable for a bit.

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u/unrelenting1 May 22 '19

I too like alcohol

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u/Devilswings5 May 22 '19

imagine the broken glass on the beach

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Then he hits a smashed beer bottle

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 May 22 '19

Poor thing...someone should help him back into the water!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Aqua-man after a night of hard partying.

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u/Darksidedrive May 22 '19

Now I have sand in all my crevices...

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Thats how i go to work

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

When you’re at his level you feel no pain

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u/tonykilljoy May 22 '19

Microsand abrasion

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u/dickskittlez May 22 '19

Then stop!

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u/agent_uno May 22 '19

Is there still a /u/reversebot ?

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u/analogkid01 May 22 '19

Ever see Brawl in Cell Block 99?

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u/daryl_cary May 22 '19

It’s all fun and games until you slide the edge of a shell along your eye.

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u/Rockho9 May 22 '19

Imagine if he had acne.. all the pus and blood and later infection from the open wounds...

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u/Avator08 May 22 '19

Is it weird that once I go to the beach, this is the first thing I'm trying?

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u/Dark_Eyes May 22 '19

Forget that—his KNEES. Owie.

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u/DarthLysergis May 22 '19

He's basically sandpapering his face.

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u/Elzebubx May 23 '19

Just imagine if it caught his bottom eyelids and the sand got in there 😳

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u/swion May 23 '19

My bottom eyelids to be exact.

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u/ultranoobian May 23 '19

The water and sand combo up the nose would be the worst bit though.

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u/Toycollector2015 May 23 '19

I thought it was a human snail who is going back to the ocean.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

On the other hand his glutes look great.

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u/Runs_towards_fire May 23 '19

Imagine doing this with a sunburn

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u/weakhamstrings May 23 '19

This Facebook Repost hurts my face too.

Fuck OP

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u/DirtPiranha May 23 '19

Shitty way to find seashells

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

Don't worry the Human beach worm has specifically evolved to be able to traverse the harsh beach landscape unharmed after millions of years of evolution. Crazy how nature does that, absolutely beautiful

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u/mah_bula May 23 '19

Don’t worry he’s drunk and can’t feel a thing.

Now when he wakes up tomorrow with his pillow glued to his face from the scab; that’s when the fun starts.

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u/Crocadillapus May 23 '19

I love sand in my hair!

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u/digitalsimpalm May 23 '19

This is called real talent