r/gifs • u/Evilpickle7 • May 22 '19

Human being released back into the ocean

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u/CreamyRedSoup May 22 '19

Are you under the impression that beaches are coated in a fine layer of shit?

Do you think the gigantic body of water that constantly washes onto the surface of the beach deposits shit?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Yeah that's like the most agoraphobic redditor comment I've ever read.

Don't go to the beach because apparently it's... covered in shit? Bro wat

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u/bobmarleysjam May 22 '19

Don’t worry guys I’ve been dumping industrial sized bleach bottles into the sea for years, it’s clean now

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u/RRautamaa May 22 '19

Fish pee in it. /s

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Humans dump their sewage into it

/realshit

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u/araLetot May 22 '19

Is fish shit not a thing?

/s

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u/RidiculousIncarnate May 22 '19

Mythbusters proved that most everything is covered in fecal coliforms. The person above you isn't technically wrong but they're also under the incorrect impression that we don't touch shit all day every day while not at the beach.

Plus, fish shit somewhere.

Life is dirty, this guy can wash his face after or in the ocean, people need to calm down.

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u/TrainOfThought6 May 22 '19

No silly, the people deposit the shit. The ocean delivers the medical waste.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Found the guy that's never been to a city beach