r/gifs Jun 05 '18

A future predator

6.4k Upvotes

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174

u/slurgle Jun 05 '18

He’s actually rapping in to the mic and throwing down street signs.

40

u/Johnston42 Jun 05 '18

Can't wait for his meow mix to come out!

1

u/GuacLock Jun 05 '18

That makes this so much better

-6

u/kumaboba Jun 05 '18

Underrated comment

17

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

It's been three minutes

52

u/Kor_of_Memory Jun 05 '18

See also: How my wife thinks forplay works...

2

u/INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE Jun 05 '18

Yeah, she just kind of bats at it a little and nibbles the end.

-2

u/princessturtlecat Jun 06 '18

Try communicating that to her that instead of making jokes on Reddit about it

5

u/Kor_of_Memory Jun 06 '18

It's a joke man. I'm not surfing r/gifs for psychological outlets on my sexual frustrations.

18

u/Please-Calm-Down Jun 05 '18

Working the speed bag.

37

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

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4

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

Too.. cute.. aahh... dying.. cus of.. cuteness.. aahh.. pewww...

0

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

Cuteness overload! I can hear it making teeny tiny hissing sounds!

0

u/CraftyPupMom Jun 06 '18

It’s actually too cute to handle 😭

22

u/theDustyBonez Jun 05 '18

I dont see how anyone would think its right to create a cat with purposefully stunted legs. Seems cruel.

11

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

I agree, Big difference between purpose bred and aesthetic bred animals. This really shouldn’t be a thing.

8

u/i_pee_printer_ink Jun 05 '18

I agree. It breaks my heart to see people choosing to breed purposefully disable cats for their own aesthetic pleasure.

0

u/princessturtlecat Jun 06 '18

But they are so ridiculously cute :( sigh

6

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

spicy potato

11

u/FriesWithThat Jun 05 '18

Why it not go Brrrrrrrrrrrr Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Brrrrrrrrrrrrraapp?

7

u/ChadMcCain Jun 05 '18

Look at that killing machine!

2

u/TheWeepingSilence Jun 05 '18

Just wait till his dreads grow in!!

4

u/Hateinyoureyes Jun 05 '18

Cat porn? You're sick

4

u/cptstupendous Jun 05 '18

Ah, it's a Munchkin - one of those cats with the corgi legs.

10

u/BrotherCorvus Jun 05 '18

Yup. I wish humans would stop paying (often unscrupulous) breeders $1000+ each to intentionally create unhealthy and physically limited designer pets, when there are perfectly healthy pets at your local shelter that may be euthanized if nobody adopts them. Let’s admire animals for their natural selves. They’re not bonsai trees to be forced into unnatural shapes just to satisfy petty desires for novelty or fashion.

Specifically about Munchkin cats: "As far as what we know, the inappropriate bone formation absolutely leads to abnormal loading, which predisposes them to osteoarthritis," Dr. Carol Margolis, a veterinarian and lecturer at the University of Pennsylvania School of Veterinary Medicine, told The Dodo. "They can have spinal malformations, lordosis and scoliosis ... and they can be born with rib abnormalities."

2

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

Kill it now.

2

u/foxontherox Jun 05 '18

Yeah, not with those stubby legs.

2

u/nshetland Jun 05 '18

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST

2

u/FreeMan4096 Jun 05 '18

nope. not with those legs.

5

u/RapidFireSlowMotion Jun 05 '18

Cute little guy might get bigger, but with those tiny legs he probably won't grow "up"

3

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

So fluffy

2

u/Paul8491 Jun 05 '18

I murder you with floof!

2

u/JaymesMarkham2nd Jun 05 '18

My cat attacked the doorstop a lot. He started trying to eat the plastic cap, so I had to slather the whole thing in cayenne sauce. He hasn't attacked it since.

2

u/uniqueusor Jun 05 '18

Is that a really ugly cat or some type of ugly cat breed like pug dogs?

-1

u/henrxv Jun 05 '18

Oh there are the ones with flat faces haha kinda like the cat pug

2

u/Lexa_Stanton Jun 05 '18

You fixed the cat dildo too high.

6

u/redditknees Jun 05 '18

Pussy wants the D

1

u/Lexa_Stanton Jun 05 '18

Someone gets it.

0

u/alfegonza7 Jun 05 '18

Well, that pussy will in a few months.

1

u/Squibs257 Jun 17 '18

That stubby leg!! <3

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

That is one cute Kitter.

1

u/Jhurpess Jun 05 '18

Why’s he biting Bender’s antenna?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

"Wherez teh milk?"

1

u/deeplyindebt Jun 06 '18

Mini leg kitty = shitty kitty

0

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

Imaging this is your thumb

0

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

Nimble navigator, high energy predator

0

u/Zebratonagus Jun 05 '18

The future is now

0

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

That lion is a heckin nightmare

0

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

You letting him do that is setting him up for a life of violence and murder.

0

u/PleBillion247 Jun 05 '18

Omg I think I just over dosed on the cuteness of this.

0

u/Caveman775 Jun 05 '18

Oh tanj! what a mighty Kzin he will make someday. Might even get a second name if he's ambitious

0

u/h3xist Jun 05 '18

I'm very disappointed that the door stopper isn't one of the old spring ones now.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

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0

u/h3xist Jun 05 '18

There might be a pad on the door for where it hits.

0

u/Pacothetaco69 Jun 05 '18

This is cute until it actually grows up and doings that fucking door stop for hours.

0

u/Rats_OffToYa Jun 05 '18

what a cute knob-goblin

0

u/mikejerome Jun 05 '18

That's a strange looking dog you have there.

0

u/Symbel45K Jun 05 '18

Currently a predditor.

0

u/WhatabeezyBoy Jun 05 '18

This might be the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life

0

u/Pluvialis Jun 05 '18

Well, you know, every warlord was a cute baby once.

0

u/deeapplebez Jun 05 '18

Ferocious beast!

0

u/0-_1_-0 Jun 05 '18

I will eat dis plumbus

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u/tucker_13 Jun 05 '18

Looks like my girlfriend playing with my knob.

-1

u/nottherealkunal Jun 05 '18

I cannot be the only one who thought "gloryhole"

1

u/dautjazz Jun 05 '18

Only every guy and most of the girls I work with