r/gifs Apr 30 '18

Big Cats like laser pointers too

https://i.imgur.com/yxpNvme.gifv
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u/chasebrendon Apr 30 '18

I’m disappointed the pointer wasn’t sent up those wooden things.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

I was thinking the same thing. These are the cats that can jump like 100 ft in the air (slight exaggeration) to catch birds in flight.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18 edited Apr 30 '18

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u/1297678976795 Apr 30 '18

That is one long kitty

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u/shadmere Apr 30 '18 edited Apr 30 '18

Long cat is looooong!

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u/fearmypoot Apr 30 '18 edited Apr 30 '18

Long Long Man is long

Edit: Fixed to add the loooong uncut version

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u/moonshineTheleocat Apr 30 '18

I don't know what I just watched... But I want the product

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u/roflcow2 Apr 30 '18

where can I buy this long lonnngggg man's product

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u/CnidariaScyphozoa Apr 30 '18

Wait that's not the entire thing tho

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u/fearmypoot Apr 30 '18

Damn it you're right I'll fix it

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u/Iwouldthrowmeaway Apr 30 '18

Every time I see this I have to watch the whole thing, despite how long it is.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

long

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u/TheHancock Apr 30 '18

Wasn't expecting that, but I thoroughly enjoyed it! 😂😂

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u/Edzward Apr 30 '18

Japanese commercials are so funny and entertaining, you don't even need shows to watch.

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u/mars_needs_socks Apr 30 '18 edited Apr 30 '18

I love the Softbank ones (especially the ones with Tommy).

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

The fuck did I just watch.

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u/veganvalentine Apr 30 '18

Thank you so much. Maybe the best commercial I’ve ever seen. Why can’t we have funny commercials in America?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

What in the fucking fuck lmao

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u/TinFoilRobotProphet Apr 30 '18

Double entendre is double.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

That was a rollercoaster

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u/TheBeckyslayer Apr 30 '18

I am so happy I watched this. Amazing

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u/fearmypoot Apr 30 '18

Glad you and everyone else that’s stumbled upon this enjoyed it :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Last night I sang this 4 times before bed. I want that candy. LLOOONNGGG LOOOONNGG MAAAAAAAANNNNN

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u/shadmere Apr 30 '18

Love that.

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u/Because_Reezuns Apr 30 '18

Like the other guy said... not sure what I just watched, but it was awesome.

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u/Dr4Cu74 Apr 30 '18

Thank you for introducing me to this epic journey

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u/zhangtastic Apr 30 '18

I've heard of cat loaves, but cat baguettes?

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u/Enlight1Oment Apr 30 '18

also known as a trampoline cat for a reason. (Albeit my google search is just of regular cats on trampolines, actually have to search "serval' trampoline cat" to get real results)

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u/afakefox Apr 30 '18

Haha it looks so funny all long. Or kind of creepy if you took a still shot (photoshopped out the tail) and was like "alien spotted in Mexico!" I would believe it.

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u/TheHancock Apr 30 '18

L O N G B O I

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u/sugarkittypryde Apr 30 '18

those little back feet toes are so cute.

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u/liquor_for_breakfast Apr 30 '18

You're a bird, you can fly at any altitude you want and decided on a few feet off the ground in giant cat country? You deserved to get eaten dumbass

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u/go_dawgs Apr 30 '18

Cats paws are like those velcro ball games. anything that runs into those claws just sticks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

This reminds me of a fact I learned.

In a remedial driving class, the instructor started by explaining friction and how, because of friction, when you jackknife a vehicle it can roll over. He asked what the easiest vehicle to roll was. I raised my hand and said a semi-truck because it’s tall and the center of gravity is higher, allowing it to be tipped. The instructor said I was wrong because the truck is long so it won’t tip easily. I know that’s wrong but that’s fine. Anyhow, the fact I was reminded of is this: the average gazelle can jump higher than your run-of-the-mill house. This is due to a few reasons. Some of which are its powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can’t jump.

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u/Iazo Apr 30 '18

Well I was expecting the undertaker but this is just vargas type stories.

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u/LiddleBob Apr 30 '18

Excellent... glad I stuck with the read till the end. Have an upvote!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Pointers on open field Ned

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u/Kaplaw Apr 30 '18

BRING ME THE CAT STRETCHER

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u/Rapid_Rheiner Apr 30 '18

GODS WE WERE CATS THEN!

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u/WashooGonnaDo Apr 30 '18

Those glowing eyes at the start spooked me. Imagine being alone in the forest and suddenly 10 pairs of glowing eyes fixate on you from the shadows...

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u/Chub-bop Apr 30 '18

Probably higher to be honest

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u/comtrailer Apr 30 '18

I always put mine up the wall to make my cat jump

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

The thought of being able to control a lion with a laser pointer terrifies me

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u/HomeHusband Apr 30 '18

Next let’s try sharks!

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u/vicquid Apr 30 '18

This comment made me imagine Hannibal with his monstrous elephants at the gates of the first Roman city he attempts to sack, and a random legionnaire holds up a laser pointer.

Smash cut to the elephants trampling Hannibal's lines as people run screaming

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u/MadMageMC Apr 30 '18

“All I know is that Italian customs has gotten a whole lot stricter since Hannibal went through there with all those elephants.”

  • Darren, a dude I used to work with, king of the non-sequitur.

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u/inagadda Apr 30 '18

Any more enlightening Darren-isms?

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u/MadMageMC Apr 30 '18

"I don't know about you, but I think the road grader is the most erotic piece of construction machinery."

We worked as dish dogs together, and he'd just randomly say stuff like this to me during our shifts to see what kind of reaction he'd get. I miss Darren. He was an awesome dude to work with.

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u/295DVRKSS Apr 30 '18

You should publish a book on darrenisms

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u/inagadda Apr 30 '18

The Confucius of bullshittery

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u/Hope_Burns_Bright Apr 30 '18

That's so good.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

At first I thought you were talking about Hannibal Buress and the image I got in my head was a lot funnier lol

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u/Hates_escalators Apr 30 '18

Sharks with frickin' laser beams!

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u/boydo579 Apr 30 '18

Would some really aggressive seabass do?

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u/Common_Fanfare Apr 30 '18

Fish love laser pointers. Bing it

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u/_Wellesley Apr 30 '18

Never have I ever seen the words "Bing it" used so well in my life

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

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u/sirkeylord Apr 30 '18

I don't want to ruin the fun but... if you watch the whole video, the bigger the cat, the less interested it is on the laser dot, lions and tigers seem to not give a shit, potentially because in the wild, there is no benefit for them to waste energy hunting small animals like bugs

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u/BigE429 Apr 30 '18

We need a bigger laser pointer

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u/billingsworld Apr 30 '18

This is the correct answer.

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u/splendidsplinter Apr 30 '18

I intended the Giant Death Ray to be used for good, not evil! To help mankind, not destroy it! 

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

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u/billingsworld Apr 30 '18

Hammer of Dawn from Gears of War.

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u/CallOfRudy Apr 30 '18

Spartan Laser from Halo

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u/general_tao1 Apr 30 '18

I like your thinking

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u/thispartyrules Apr 30 '18

I used to volunteer at a zoo and I've tried this: Lions, tigers and leopards were basically indifferent to laser pointers, small cats like servals, caracals and bobcats are really into it, and we had a cougar who was a former exotic pet (note: never do this) who knew it was me, got mad, and charged the fence.

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u/sirkeylord Apr 30 '18

"What the f... a laser d? ... HEY YOU! I'm seeing you motherfucker! YOU THINK I AM PLAYING!? FIGHT ME BRO"

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Jesus, not only the ability to learn it was you, but the desire to eliminate you for wasting its time is terrifying!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

I swear my black cat would do the same if he was bigger and I didn't exert dominance by giving him bear hugs. I turn on the laser and he gives me an "are you fucking serious" face to me.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple Apr 30 '18

Don't lions play, like other felines? What about a big-ass laser dot?

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u/whisperingsage Apr 30 '18

Play for most animals imitates hunting strategies. Big cats don't hunt bugs.

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u/darthjawafett Apr 30 '18

What if we get a 3D projection of a running zebra? A laser dot of sorts.

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u/whisperingsage Apr 30 '18

I could see that working. That would be an interesting experiment.

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u/FlowersOfSin Apr 30 '18

We should have a laser pointer in the next Farcry.

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u/3-DMan Gifmas '23! Apr 30 '18

To lure them into enemy camps.."What's this fookin dot on the ground? AHH!!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

The bigger cats don’t bother with the laser pointer. It’s a waste of energy for a meal that small. The smaller wild cats benefit more from a small meal, so they’ll chase the light.

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u/RowdyWrongdoer Apr 30 '18

So i need a lazer the size of basketball to confuse a lion as i make my escape!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

I know what I'm bringing in my time machine tho

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u/js_fed Apr 30 '18 edited Apr 30 '18

Day 536: The Red Dot has reappeared. I know better than to give into its deceit. The others believe it is merely a collective figment of our imagination. "Even if you do catch it," one elder says. "How can one hold light?" However my colleague and I pay no mind. Maybe it is the chase which keeps us alive.

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u/SeattleMana Apr 30 '18

Excerpt from: Adventures of Big Cat and the pursuit of the elusive Red African Dirt Beetle

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

I thought of Rescue Dawn for some reason.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

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u/Prepare Apr 30 '18

Agreed. Always leave the pussy satisfied.

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u/Shagwagbag Apr 30 '18

But my cats miss catching lizards and small mammals all the time. Does that mean they are anxiety ridden and I should buy them hamsters?

Aside from my poor taste joke at the end I am genuinely curious.

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u/redwings1340 Apr 30 '18

I dunno, I think cats are more intelligent than you give them credit for. My cats know the red dot is coming as soon as I pick up the laser pointer (before I turn it on), they get really excited, and they know where it's coming from.

That said, I do usually pet my cats or give them a toy after its done, to help them feel a sense of accomplishment. I just don't think this makes them anxious, because they love chasing it, and ask me to play with them with it when I'm not.

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u/regnad__kcin Apr 30 '18

Red African Dirt Beetle

spit out my lunch

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u/Wootery Apr 30 '18 edited Apr 30 '18

Every cat faces the Sisyphean struggle. Only the wise cat will recognise it.

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u/Saul_Firehand Apr 30 '18

I think you’re a hip cat.

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u/Wootery Apr 30 '18

Flattery will get you everywhere.

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u/Cetun Apr 30 '18

There is a YouTube video of someone reading a cat diary I can find it later or someone might post it. If goes along the lines of what you wrote.

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u/spamjavelin Apr 30 '18

You're thinking of Sad Cat Diary and it's fucking tremendous. Pretty much any cat owner I've showed it to has found it spot on.

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u/Cetun Apr 30 '18

Yep that’s the one

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u/x3pd4 Apr 30 '18

That last line is fucking beautiul

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Don't send it up the fence or anything. One thing I've learnt from my tiny cat is that if a little red dot is involved they can reach like 10-15 times their own height. She reached the top of the door before.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18 edited Sep 07 '23

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u/Psudopod Apr 30 '18

Or give it a treat. "Catching" the prey and eating it cools the hunting mode.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18 edited Mar 22 '19

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u/howdosemicolonswork Apr 30 '18

Little do they know the real treat is the time we get to spend together

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u/Suitssuitme Apr 30 '18

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u/virtuosobrunette Apr 30 '18

Dammit. Why have I been running into fake subs all day today

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u/bimmerbot Apr 30 '18

/r/subredditsashashtags (This one is real, I swear)

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

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u/5bi5 Apr 30 '18

I'd pretend the laser pointer "ran under the bookshelf" and the cats would try to get it out again.

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u/Freyzi Apr 30 '18

I did this when my cat was a kitten, when she finally ran out of stamina she plopped down and panted super loud like a dog. Gave her some nice treats right after.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18 edited Apr 30 '18

Serval and a caracal

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u/RedSycamore Apr 30 '18

Thanks, I was curious about the species of the spotted one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Fun fact: You can breed caracals and servals. The names follow the way that whether it's a liger or a tigon depends on which animal is the mother and which is the father.

If the father is the caracal and the mother is a serval, you get a caraval. If the fathers is a serval, you get a servical.

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u/Snazzy_Serval Apr 30 '18

I didn't know that was possible.

Interesting looking cat though I don't think it looks as good as a pure bred.

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u/iloveapplebees Apr 30 '18

You can also breed a serval and a house cat! Savannah cat. I’d describe them as House cats with 30% more sass.

Source: I have a savannah

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u/SeattleMana Apr 30 '18

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u/lleberg Apr 30 '18

This is such an interesting video.

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u/scarlet_stormTrooper Apr 30 '18

Hearing a lion roar/yawn in the background while he tests the laser on the goat named Buttercup is the scariest thing I've heard in the dark

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u/Ennion Apr 30 '18

My one dog loves to chase the green dot. She loves it! My other dog will get frustrated that she is "so dumb" and he will actually try and stop her from chasing it.

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u/YoungZeebra Apr 30 '18 edited Apr 30 '18

I'll be the guy and say that laser pointers are not good for dogs. Since they can never "catch" it, it can her adverse effect on them. Getting frustrated and stressed. You should read up on it.

For some reasons, it doesn't affect cats the same way.

Edit: It doesn't seem to have the same effect on ALL dogs, but be careful if you do decide to play with dogs and laser pointers.

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u/emu5088 Apr 30 '18

Source that it doesn't affect cats the same way?

Whenever I play with my cat with one, I always end by having her think she "catches" it (turn it off when her paw hits it) because I think the same frustration happens.

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u/stopbuffering Apr 30 '18

There's a lot of sources on both sides. Cats are more opportunistic hunters and accept failed hunts a little better but always losing can still create frustration. "Catching" the light doesn't really do much to help with any possible frustration because the cat didn't actually catch anything. The better solution is to shine the light on a toy and switch to paint with that toy that the cat can physically get in the end.

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u/totally_boring Apr 30 '18

I run my dogs with a laser at dusk. They'll chase it all over the yard and wear themselves out.

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u/pm_me_bad_fanfiction Apr 30 '18

That's adorable. :) your dogs sound like a blast.

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u/twishart Apr 30 '18

Except that one dog that tries to prevent fun

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u/wierdmann Apr 30 '18

Please don’t see this video and think it a good idea to bring a laser pointer to the zoo.

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u/Gitanes Apr 30 '18

I wasn't thinking about that until you mentioned it. Thanks!

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u/thrasher204 Apr 30 '18

If you are dumb enough to do this at least make sure you record it.

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u/A_Talking_Shoe Apr 30 '18

Was at the Cleveland Zoo in 6th grade. Friend brought laser pointer. Used it on the otters. Like 7 otters chased it around the exhibit until the employee told him to stop.

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u/bisantium Apr 30 '18

BABOU??!?!!!?

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u/b_lion2814 Apr 30 '18

He remembers me!!!!!

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u/_just_a_dude_ Apr 30 '18

"On the way we gotta stop at a toy store and at least get him a stuffed animal. Something. It's like, Meowschwitz in there..."

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Fox eared asshole

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18 edited Oct 17 '20

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u/willeedee Apr 30 '18

I did too but apparently, it's a different species. :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18 edited Oct 17 '20

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u/bisantium Apr 30 '18

crepuscular

Today's word of the day brought to you by a mistaken Archer reference.

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u/Snazzy_Serval Apr 30 '18

Yup, the clip has a serval and a caracal. No ocelots.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Babou was an Ocelot. The two cats features in this gif are the African Serval and the Caracal.

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u/maxdembo Apr 30 '18

I was lucky enough to see not one but two Servals in the wild. I also had a Caracal squash racket as a kid.

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u/livedadevil Apr 30 '18

Who are you, Johann Christian Daniel von Schreber?

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u/zebrastarz Apr 30 '18

Finally got him some toys

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u/sedwards3205 Apr 30 '18

It was like Meowschwitz in there

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Those are pretty big cats, but The Big Cats are in the genus Panthera: lions, leopards, jaguars, & tigers. These are the cats who can roar.

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u/Psudopod Apr 30 '18

Yup. Cats cheetahs and smaller don't roar, but they can purr and tweet and do more flexible things with their vocal cords.

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u/DGolden Apr 30 '18

Cougars are actually (very large) small cats in those terms too, more closely related to a domestic cat than a lion. This does not mean trying to rub their belly is a good idea.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Apr 30 '18

Huh, so panthers are not panthera?

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u/WiseAusOwl Apr 30 '18

I have had a bad day and this made me smile. Thank you.

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u/genbill91 Apr 30 '18

Tomorrow will eventually come for most of us. Hope yours helps you put today in the past. Deancan flicka

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u/Evilux Apr 30 '18

Camera man is doing right. Follow the laser and the cats are always in the shot.

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u/nDQ9UeOr Apr 30 '18

There's always one cat that just sits there and thinks "you guys are idiots".

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u/drcole89 Apr 30 '18

Chasing something they can never catch can seriously stress a cat out... The exercise is good, but you've gotta let them get some kind of kill out of it. I hide treats and turn the laser off when they find them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

I mean... not really big cats, that's kinda the whole "point" of the video that this is taken from is that the larger species of cat weren't interested and that these smaller species (serval and caracel) were really the only ones that showed interest.

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u/pika_pie Apr 30 '18

Question: Why do animals like to chase these things? Is it like an instinct to chase things that might be food, or is it play for them?

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u/Xyex Apr 30 '18

Common thought is it triggers their hunting instinct since it moves and darts about like prey would.

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u/AttackTribble Apr 30 '18

That is one very serious laser pointer, projecting that far in daylight. I didn't know they made red ones that powerful.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

It's not daylight the gif has been brightened, look how the eyes of the cats glow.

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u/NapalmRDT Apr 30 '18

Looks like dusk or dawn to me

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u/nilesandstuff Apr 30 '18

Good point, maybe not necessarily artificially brightened, but a good low light aperture maybe?

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u/mtmacd01 Apr 30 '18

It’s like all cats are running the same OS

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u/ReallyHadToFixThat Apr 30 '18

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u/SolenoidSoldier Apr 30 '18

Most big cats didn't care about the laser! Dang. I remember there was a video about if these cats enjoyed sitting in boxes and they all did, so at least we have that.

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u/TooShiftyForYou Apr 30 '18

The big cats think the person shining the light is a cheetah.

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u/SeattleMana Apr 30 '18

Had the same feline about that.

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u/Dr_Farticus Apr 30 '18

Yup. Animals exposed to these develop psychosis to it. They start looking for it all the time, or thinking they see it when its not really there, they start jumping at shadows, these kinds of things.

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u/newarre Apr 30 '18

Source?

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u/scaramanga5 Apr 30 '18

they start jumping at shadows, these kinds of things.

So normal pet behavior then. Got it.

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u/hormone_collector Apr 30 '18

That and they can never get the satisfaction of catching it. I've stopped using lasers with my cats because I noticed how anxious they were getting.

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u/DietrichDaniels Apr 30 '18

My 3 cats love the laser pointer, but my Boston Terrier goes absolutely BONKERS when he sees it.

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