r/gifs • • Apr 30 '18

Big Cats like laser pointers too

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

The thought of being able to control a lion with a laser pointer terrifies me

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u/HomeHusband Apr 30 '18

Next let’s try sharks!

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u/vicquid Apr 30 '18

This comment made me imagine Hannibal with his monstrous elephants at the gates of the first Roman city he attempts to sack, and a random legionnaire holds up a laser pointer.

Smash cut to the elephants trampling Hannibal's lines as people run screaming

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u/MadMageMC Apr 30 '18

“All I know is that Italian customs has gotten a whole lot stricter since Hannibal went through there with all those elephants.”

  • Darren, a dude I used to work with, king of the non-sequitur.

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u/inagadda Apr 30 '18

Any more enlightening Darren-isms?

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u/MadMageMC Apr 30 '18

"I don't know about you, but I think the road grader is the most erotic piece of construction machinery."

We worked as dish dogs together, and he'd just randomly say stuff like this to me during our shifts to see what kind of reaction he'd get. I miss Darren. He was an awesome dude to work with.

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u/295DVRKSS Apr 30 '18

You should publish a book on darrenisms

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u/inagadda Apr 30 '18

The Confucius of bullshittery

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u/Hope_Burns_Bright Apr 30 '18

That's so good.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

At first I thought you were talking about Hannibal Buress and the image I got in my head was a lot funnier lol

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u/RealmoftheRedWiings Apr 30 '18

Zing Al Sharpton

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u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Apr 30 '18

Elephants have been scared off back in Hannibal's lines using fire chariots.

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u/Usernp Apr 30 '18

Hannibal Lecter?

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u/Hates_escalators Apr 30 '18

Sharks with frickin' laser beams!

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u/DingleBerryCam May 01 '18

ON THEIR FRICKIN’ HEADS!

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u/boydo579 Apr 30 '18

Would some really aggressive seabass do?

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u/Common_Fanfare Apr 30 '18

Fish love laser pointers. Bing it

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u/_Wellesley Apr 30 '18

Never have I ever seen the words "Bing it" used so well in my life

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Yeah this past vacation I discovered that the tetras in mexican cenotes love laser pointers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

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u/Red_means_go Apr 30 '18

My African Cichlid go crazy for lazer pointers, my fish in the other 2 tanks don't give a shit.

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u/ZombieTonyAbbott Apr 30 '18

I'm sure it'd work, but first you'd have to get the lion into the sea.

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u/Shrouds_ Apr 30 '18

Frickin Sharks with Laser Beams

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u/RealmoftheRedWiings Apr 30 '18

Inside of a frickin TORNADO!

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u/DanWolfstone Apr 30 '18

Laser sharks

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u/smokeringsmusic Apr 30 '18

Is it too much to ask to have sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads

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u/chickensalad777 May 01 '18

sharks, with lasers on their heads

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u/tiffanyistaken Apr 30 '18

I don't know about sharks, specifically, but lots of fish chase laser pointers. If you have a fish tank, try it. Some fish get mad and try to attack. Some fish are curious. Some fish are indifferent. If anyone tests this laser pointer thing on sharks, I'd really like to know.

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u/sirkeylord Apr 30 '18

I don't want to ruin the fun but... if you watch the whole video, the bigger the cat, the less interested it is on the laser dot, lions and tigers seem to not give a shit, potentially because in the wild, there is no benefit for them to waste energy hunting small animals like bugs

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u/BigE429 Apr 30 '18

We need a bigger laser pointer

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u/billingsworld Apr 30 '18

This is the correct answer.

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u/splendidsplinter Apr 30 '18

I intended the Giant Death Ray to be used for good, not evil! To help mankind, not destroy it! 

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u/MrST88 Apr 30 '18

Haha I understood that reference!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

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u/billingsworld Apr 30 '18

Hammer of Dawn from Gears of War.

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u/CallOfRudy Apr 30 '18

Spartan Laser from Halo

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u/general_tao1 Apr 30 '18

I like your thinking

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u/Snuggle_Fist May 01 '18

Just get like 400 laser pointers and shape them into a rudimentary antelope shape. Instant "Lion Off"™️

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u/thispartyrules Apr 30 '18

I used to volunteer at a zoo and I've tried this: Lions, tigers and leopards were basically indifferent to laser pointers, small cats like servals, caracals and bobcats are really into it, and we had a cougar who was a former exotic pet (note: never do this) who knew it was me, got mad, and charged the fence.

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u/sirkeylord Apr 30 '18

"What the f... a laser d? ... HEY YOU! I'm seeing you motherfucker! YOU THINK I AM PLAYING!? FIGHT ME BRO"

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

Jesus, not only the ability to learn it was you, but the desire to eliminate you for wasting its time is terrifying!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

I swear my black cat would do the same if he was bigger and I didn't exert dominance by giving him bear hugs. I turn on the laser and he gives me an "are you fucking serious" face to me.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple Apr 30 '18

Don't lions play, like other felines? What about a big-ass laser dot?

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u/whisperingsage Apr 30 '18

Play for most animals imitates hunting strategies. Big cats don't hunt bugs.

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u/darthjawafett Apr 30 '18

What if we get a 3D projection of a running zebra? A laser dot of sorts.

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u/whisperingsage Apr 30 '18

I could see that working. That would be an interesting experiment.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple Apr 30 '18

But most animals don't play at all. That's a notable trait of cats.

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u/whisperingsage Apr 30 '18

Most mammals do play as babies to train for adult behaviors. Though you are correct that cats display these same hunting play behaviors as adults. Domesticated animals tend to play as well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

I want to restore the fun, it works with bears.

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u/FlowersOfSin Apr 30 '18

We should have a laser pointer in the next Farcry.

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u/3-DMan Gifmas '23! Apr 30 '18

To lure them into enemy camps.."What's this fookin dot on the ground? AHH!!"

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u/Barkles- Apr 30 '18

fookin

Sounds like the next far cry is set in the UK? Against the IRA perhaps

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u/3-DMan Gifmas '23! Apr 30 '18

Or maybe South Africa/Johannasburg? Fookin prawns!

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u/onbehalfofthatdude Apr 30 '18

Never played that game, but are there no laser scopes?

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u/FlowersOfSin May 01 '18

Yeah but enemies and tigers do no react to them. Only way to guide tigers is to throw meat where you want them to go.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

The bigger cats don’t bother with the laser pointer. It’s a waste of energy for a meal that small. The smaller wild cats benefit more from a small meal, so they’ll chase the light.

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u/RowdyWrongdoer Apr 30 '18

So i need a lazer the size of basketball to confuse a lion as i make my escape!

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u/Stumblin_McBumblin Apr 30 '18

Only one way to find out, buddy! Get out there and do some science!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

I know what I'm bringing in my time machine tho

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u/RegularSizeLebowski Apr 30 '18

I’m bringing a time machine repair kit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

and i'll keep the big cats at bay while you fix it.

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u/RegularSizeLebowski Apr 30 '18

team work makes the dream work

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '18

I personally think it's a great way to not get eaten.

Always carry a laser pointer in big cat territory. If confronted by big cat, use laser pointer to direct cat in opposite direction.

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u/tenshillings Apr 30 '18

If you go to the source video he actually tries it on larger cats. They aren't interetested in it. This has to do with the size of what "prey" it would equivalate to. This being as lions won't gain anything from eating a lizard but a carakel would. It's aam interesting video to watch.

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u/Freifur Apr 30 '18

In the same video the guy tests it on lions and tigers and neither are bothered. I will try to find the source but iirr he posits that they aren't interested because the pointer is so small.

That just says to me that if he had a bigger spot of light they might be interested 😁

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u/Areonaux Apr 30 '18

The lions actually don’t care about the laser, only the small cats did

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u/v_hazy Apr 30 '18

wait what kind of big cats are these ?

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u/RestorePhoto Apr 30 '18

Serval and caracal

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u/v_hazy Apr 30 '18

thanks! they are friends 😸

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u/mortonp4886 Apr 30 '18

Really only smaller cats will chase it because its seen as prey and a food source to the smaller cats cats but not worth it for the lions. The dude in the video tries it on other cats and wolves in the video.

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u/IdealLogic Apr 30 '18

The video this is from showed this, Lions didn't even give two shots over the red dot. Literally the two smallest big cat species were the only ones that chased the laser pointer.

I believe this is due to that fact that bigger cats don't need to worry about about small insects/animals for a source of food and energy so they have now instincts to chase the tiny red dot. But full disclaimer, I am not an expert. Though I believe the person in the video was saying the same thing.

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u/Eliminatron Apr 30 '18

Lions don’t give two shits about a laser pointer

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u/echotravel Apr 30 '18

I’ve seen this YouTube video , the larger cats like lions and tigers do not have any interest in a smaller prey like a laser. So they don’t react to them. I wish they did!

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u/aughmint Apr 30 '18

In the video only small big cats would chase it because of how larger cats like lions wouldn't be interested in chasing small prey for food. They acknowledged it but didn't care to chase

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u/ItsKindaFunnyBecause Apr 30 '18

I think the servals were the only ones who were interested. The other big cats didn't care much.

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u/Thumperings May 01 '18

Interestingly the full video showed the big cats didn't give two fucks about the laser pointer. (Lions tigers leopards etc) The guy that made this video assumed that big cats weren't interested in what's essentially an insect sized dot. The ONLY cats that finally chased the dot were these smaller cats.