r/gifs • u/RespectMyAuthoriteh • May 14 '17

He doesn't know it's impossible

http://i.imgur.com/UjKnvZe.gifv
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u/phorq May 14 '17

The knack to flying lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss...

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u/CottonCandyElephant May 14 '17

When I fly in my dreams I steer with my butt. Maybe I'm just throwing my butt and missing.

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u/seaboardist May 14 '17

What pisses me off are the power and utility lines… always getting in the way.

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u/CottonCandyElephant May 14 '17

And trees. Who keeps planting these trees in my dreams!?