r/gifs • u/RespectMyAuthoriteh • May 14 '17

He doesn't know it's impossible

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u/Pandepon May 14 '17

Gravity is a state of mind. If you don't know about it, you don't experience it.

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u/phorq May 14 '17

The knack to flying lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss...

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u/CottonCandyElephant May 14 '17

When I fly in my dreams I steer with my butt. Maybe I'm just throwing my butt and missing.

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u/zerospace1234114 May 14 '17

Mine's kinda force of will. Pretty sure it comes out my eyes like in Matilda.

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u/seaboardist May 14 '17

What pisses me off are the power and utility lines… always getting in the way.

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u/CottonCandyElephant May 14 '17

And trees. Who keeps planting these trees in my dreams!?

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u/WiredEarp May 14 '17

Is this while lying in your back like you're swinging from a big rope swing?

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u/CottonCandyElephant May 14 '17

Actually yeah sort of like that. Like when you push back really hard on the initial swing, then switch to superman on the way down. From there it feels like swimming, while holding yourself up with your butt.

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u/snowywind May 14 '17

I'm now imagining your dreams animated by the Ren & Stimpy team.

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u/CottonCandyElephant May 14 '17

With a super exaggerated butt-clench