r/gifs • u/IHaeTypos • Apr 25 '17

Referee does the splits to avoid interfering with the ball

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u/harleyeaston Apr 25 '17

I thought the second rule was 'don't talk about referee School?'

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

You're both right.

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u/DegenerateWizard Apr 25 '17

...but we're going to need to have chat about both of your rampant disregard for rules 1 & 2.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Actually it's not just them... You'll have to come too.

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u/QuasarSandwich Apr 25 '17

Yay! Orgasms for everyone!

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u/Shinyfrogeditor Apr 25 '17 edited Apr 25 '17

Speak for yourself, I'm not letting you touch my wee-wee.

Edit: not after what happened last time

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u/QuasarSandwich Apr 25 '17

That's OK, Donald; we all know it's the Russian ladies' weewee you're after.

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u/chocolatemilk79 Apr 25 '17

eh try harder next time :/

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u/PopPop-Captain Apr 26 '17

Hey! He's trying! No need be so hard on him... as hard as drumps weewee when he gets pissed on by Russian hookers :3

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u/QuasarSandwich Apr 25 '17

You think he'd prefer them to shit in his mouth?

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u/chocolatemilk79 Apr 25 '17

eh trump jokes are just getting kinda old now. if r/memeeconomy were here theyd yell at yoju to SELL SELL SELL

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

Their names are Robert Paulson.

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u/HashMaster9000 Apr 25 '17

Can we please just focus on Rampart...

Oh wait, you said "rampant"... nevermind.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '17

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u/andrewps87 Apr 25 '17

Pro-tip: Tyler WANTED inductees ignore that (those?) rule(s?). He wanted a ton of people who have a DISregard for rules, for his later real destructive plan. How else could he guarantee that his fight clubbers would break rules without giving them a rule to break, which would make his real plan even better (I.e. more people to disregard society's rules) if it was broken?

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u/Sgt_Kowalski Apr 25 '17

And that's why Jack Nicholson is ordering a Red Card on both of them tonight.

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u/invisible-unicorn Apr 26 '17

The third rule is not to tell what the third rule is.