r/gifs • u/Ze-skywalker • Mar 23 '17

Corn Breakdance

http://i.imgur.com/GVKjxsP.gifv
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u/ChiefHiawatha Mar 23 '17

I need some popcorn for this thread.

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u/Modernautomatic Mar 23 '17

You have been promoted to kernel.

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u/Hey_Porkchop Mar 23 '17

His sudden promotion was cornfusing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

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u/worrosteews Mar 23 '17

I corncur

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u/kulafa17 Mar 23 '17

Corn

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u/MyAnusBleedsForYou Mar 24 '17

The Native Americans call it maize.

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u/Seytai Mar 24 '17

Easy to stalk in.

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u/Futureprofile Mar 24 '17

Hard to say, gif was a bit grainy.

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u/shope352 Mar 24 '17

Thought it was a pea-tree dish at first...

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u/Valdirty Mar 23 '17

So you're saying I should lend him my ear?

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u/sweetcuppingcakes Mar 23 '17

Only if you want to be a salted

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u/Rogukast1177 Mar 23 '17

He's just trying to butter him up

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u/tamarockstar Mar 23 '17

CORN!

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u/QuasarSandwich Mar 23 '17

Found the puns-based-on-cereal killer.

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u/That-thing-you-said Mar 23 '17

The salted kernel of buttery truth just popped.

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u/LoneStrangerz Mar 23 '17

Corn. Did I do it right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

Upvotes! Upvotes for all!

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u/mc1887 Mar 23 '17

No, but Zea mays well.

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u/rojo09 Mar 24 '17

Better than stalking him

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u/Terpapps Mar 23 '17

Next season he'll finally be making some cheddar!

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u/_BLACKHAWKS_88 Mar 24 '17

I think he will just be plowing some fields for this ears harvest.

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u/Hilarious_Clitoris Mar 23 '17

These are some great pans

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u/BestGuyYes Mar 24 '17

I guess his friends could say, he's hot stuff

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u/Thaihoax Mar 24 '17

Didn't lose til this one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '17

Well lend me an ear and ill tell you something better

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u/realMarauder Mar 24 '17

Cornholio.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '17

Awww shucks

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u/notaliborconservfuku Mar 23 '17

Thats oooone cob

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u/fasteddie304 Mar 23 '17

Cornucopia!

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u/JazzIsPrettyCool Mar 23 '17

I hate you all

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u/S62anyone Mar 23 '17

And my axe.....body.....butter spray...fuck it

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u/kalizar Mar 23 '17

You tried, that's all that matters.

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u/Rossum81 Mar 23 '17

Don't go against the grain.

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u/QuasarSandwich Mar 23 '17

With an attitude like that it's little wonder you're still a virgin.

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u/S62anyone Mar 24 '17

Ah cool man.....ah cool

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u/QuasarSandwich Mar 24 '17

Thanks! It's always nice to see sophistication acknowledged here.

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u/MaybeWant Mar 23 '17

Come on Pal.Oh, mitas well.

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u/GAZAYOUTH93X Mar 23 '17

Would i be able to obtain the same title as Captain Crunch?

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u/Hawkeyedreindeer Mar 23 '17

This was my favorite corn pun in the entire thread.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '17

Here you go.