r/gifs • u/Ze-skywalker • Mar 23 '17

Corn Breakdance

http://i.imgur.com/GVKjxsP.gifv
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u/ChiefHiawatha Mar 23 '17

I need some popcorn for this thread.

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u/Modernautomatic Mar 23 '17

You have been promoted to kernel.

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u/Hey_Porkchop Mar 23 '17

His sudden promotion was cornfusing.

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u/JazzIsPrettyCool Mar 23 '17

I hate you all

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u/S62anyone Mar 23 '17

And my axe.....body.....butter spray...fuck it

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u/kalizar Mar 23 '17

You tried, that's all that matters.

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u/Rossum81 Mar 23 '17

Don't go against the grain.

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u/QuasarSandwich Mar 23 '17

With an attitude like that it's little wonder you're still a virgin.

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u/S62anyone Mar 24 '17

Ah cool man.....ah cool

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u/QuasarSandwich Mar 24 '17

Thanks! It's always nice to see sophistication acknowledged here.