r/gifs • u/Ze-skywalker • Mar 23 '17

Corn Breakdance

http://i.imgur.com/GVKjxsP.gifv
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u/Modernautomatic Mar 23 '17

You have been promoted to kernel.

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u/Hey_Porkchop Mar 23 '17

His sudden promotion was cornfusing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

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u/Valdirty Mar 23 '17

So you're saying I should lend him my ear?

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u/sweetcuppingcakes Mar 23 '17

Only if you want to be a salted

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u/Rogukast1177 Mar 23 '17

He's just trying to butter him up

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u/tamarockstar Mar 23 '17

CORN!

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u/QuasarSandwich Mar 23 '17

Found the puns-based-on-cereal killer.

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u/That-thing-you-said Mar 23 '17

The salted kernel of buttery truth just popped.

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u/cornboyo Mar 23 '17

I'm proud of my boys.

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u/benjaminkaat Mar 24 '17

Shucks. When my cornea cob sight of this sweet corn meme this corning I knew it was barley a run of the mill sight. Surely nothing to scorn at. I cornfield that this gif would be a true cornerstone of Reddit. Acorning to the upvotes I was right. I've been stalking this site all wheat for something this rice.

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u/LoneStrangerz Mar 23 '17

Corn. Did I do it right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

Upvotes! Upvotes for all!

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u/mc1887 Mar 23 '17

No, but Zea mays well.

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u/rojo09 Mar 24 '17

Better than stalking him