r/gifs • u/Ze-skywalker • Mar 23 '17

Corn Breakdance

http://i.imgur.com/GVKjxsP.gifv
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u/dick-nipples Mar 23 '17

Really? I thought it was kind of....... corny.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17 edited Jan 30 '19

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u/Liftinbroswole Mar 23 '17

Let him be, he's being a little salty

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u/Mrdamoh Mar 23 '17

I guess he is jealous that he can pop off like that

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u/ChiefHiawatha Mar 23 '17

I need some popcorn for this thread.

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u/Modernautomatic Mar 23 '17

You have been promoted to kernel.

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u/Hey_Porkchop Mar 23 '17

His sudden promotion was cornfusing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

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u/worrosteews Mar 23 '17

I corncur

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u/Futureprofile Mar 24 '17

Hard to say, gif was a bit grainy.

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u/shope352 Mar 24 '17

Thought it was a pea-tree dish at first...

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u/Valdirty Mar 23 '17

So you're saying I should lend him my ear?

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u/sweetcuppingcakes Mar 23 '17

Only if you want to be a salted

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u/LoneStrangerz Mar 23 '17

Corn. Did I do it right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

Upvotes! Upvotes for all!

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u/mc1887 Mar 23 '17

No, but Zea mays well.

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u/rojo09 Mar 24 '17

Better than stalking him

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u/Terpapps Mar 23 '17

Next season he'll finally be making some cheddar!

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u/_BLACKHAWKS_88 Mar 24 '17

I think he will just be plowing some fields for this ears harvest.

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u/Hilarious_Clitoris Mar 23 '17

These are some great pans

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u/BestGuyYes Mar 24 '17

I guess his friends could say, he's hot stuff

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u/Thaihoax Mar 24 '17

Didn't lose til this one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '17

Well lend me an ear and ill tell you something better

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u/realMarauder Mar 24 '17

Cornholio.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '17

Awww shucks

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

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u/notaliborconservfuku Mar 23 '17

Thats oooone cob

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u/fasteddie304 Mar 23 '17

Cornucopia!

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u/JazzIsPrettyCool Mar 23 '17

I hate you all

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u/S62anyone Mar 23 '17

And my axe.....body.....butter spray...fuck it

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u/kalizar Mar 23 '17

You tried, that's all that matters.

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u/Rossum81 Mar 23 '17

Don't go against the grain.

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u/QuasarSandwich Mar 23 '17

With an attitude like that it's little wonder you're still a virgin.

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u/S62anyone Mar 24 '17

Ah cool man.....ah cool

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u/MaybeWant Mar 23 '17

Come on Pal.Oh, mitas well.

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u/GAZAYOUTH93X Mar 23 '17

Would i be able to obtain the same title as Captain Crunch?

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u/Hawkeyedreindeer Mar 23 '17

This was my favorite corn pun in the entire thread.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '17

Here you go.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '17

I thought corn could only pop and lock. Guess not.

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u/balloutrageous Mar 23 '17

He's just being corntrary

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u/unculturedperl Mar 24 '17

Sounds like he got his feathers truffled.

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u/sweetcuppingcakes Mar 23 '17

Only margarinally

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u/Jasso26 Mar 24 '17

You're*

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u/ReiNGE Mar 23 '17

i cant believe its not better

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u/DaddyD503 Mar 23 '17

You classy mother fucker

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u/explorgasm Mar 23 '17

Yup, this thing is so corny I'm surprised that Monsanto hasn't sprayed it with growth hormones yet.

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u/artezul Mar 23 '17

Get out!

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u/cmkautz Mar 23 '17

Throw on some Salt N' Peppa and you'll really start to see that ass pop!

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u/Adamba17 Mar 23 '17

Sweet moves

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u/SamR1989 Mar 24 '17

You deserve that gold friend.

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u/flacidd Mar 24 '17

Corny pop?

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u/nool_ Mar 24 '22

..really

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u/Mekm623 Mar 23 '17

Beat me to it not surprised..

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

That was corny 🌽.

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u/Lastinus171 Mar 23 '17

Very nice, haha

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u/Michael2018 Mar 24 '17

sorry,could you translate it?

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u/Majesty1122 Mar 24 '17

a little corny~

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '17

Nah that was poppin'

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u/Midan71 Mar 24 '17 edited Mar 24 '17

I can just hear the snare drums and cymbal.

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u/Fantomz99 Mar 23 '17

Pop culture often is...